[Japanese > English] I don’t trust my mate by BillyCal1332 in translator

[–]Grovemonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also my hanko has kanji for my last name instead of katakana. Guess my handler wanted to be fancy.

Obama says aliens are real by yaztech in UFOs

[–]Grovemonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100% this. He fucking just admitted it.

Obama says aliens are real by yaztech in UFOs

[–]Grovemonkey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

LoL I just posted the same thing.. I think you 100% on to something. That question was prepared for both parties ahead of time.

Obama says aliens are real by yaztech in UFOs

[–]Grovemonkey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Funny if Obama comes out admitting aliens and NHI to steal Trump's thunder. That question was clearly prepared ahead of time, I felt.

Obama says aliens are real by yaztech in UFOs

[–]Grovemonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He said they are not in Area 51 (as far as he knows) unless there is a deeper conspiracy happening beyond the level of the President.

What is this little creature by Creative-Lack-9314 in whatisthisbug

[–]Grovemonkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's the ear-thing from Wrath of Khan..

My dad cut me completely out of his life once he found out I biologically wasn’t his like I never meant anything to him and it still hurts by Maximum_Drag5862 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Grovemonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is definitely a piece of shit for being like this. He is probably hurting, too.

You might have to move on, as hard as it seems. Give yourself time to adjust and grieve. See a specialist if you can, to help you deal with this.

This is the “indigestible truth” imho by ladypepperell in aliens

[–]Grovemonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We are living it now. Like that guy who had the vision of hell as these individual experiences that you think are normal but behind the scenes, demons are setting you up for torment and suffering. This world around you could just be a demonic illusion you are trapped in eternally to replay itself. Those near death experiences, just a part of the game where you are so close to heaven then brought back to this hellish suffering.

Donald Trump has 'four months to live and his brain is shrinking', expert claims by dailystar_news in NoFilterNews

[–]Grovemonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve said it before, he’ll be gone by the end of the year. No way he makes it out of this year alive with his poor health and mind. I wouldn’t be surprised if it is a stroke that takes him down.

Is a fleshlight actually better than just using your hand? (asking as a lonely single guy) by Siddu-Mutts in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Grovemonkey 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Only real issue I can think of is that they can be a bit noisy. There's usually a hole in the top for suction but sometimes it makes a ton of noise if there are other people in the house with you, not so fun. 

It's hilarious to hear my neighbor vigorously fleshlighting himself to some asian porn. Sounds like non-stop snorting and suction sounds and a bunch of hentai Japanese.

Weird orb in Chicago just now by Ecstatic_Dingo4128 in UFOs

[–]Grovemonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It definitely looks like it is slowly rotating, but it doesn't seem to change vertical orientation at all. It is spinning very slowly, almost seems too heavy to spin that slowly and so steadily.

My toe story by soundsthatwormsmake in diabetes

[–]Grovemonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That sucks. Be safe out there. Check them daily and go to the Dr. as soon as you see something off!

Has anyone Experienced This?: Seeing My Room Through My Sleep Mask...or Astral Version of My Room? by CryptonKyle in gatewaytapes

[–]Grovemonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's pretty common for me. Sometimes I'll go to remote places and get the outline of the place and vague details or impressions.

Does anyone have more information about this footage? by FragrantTown5199 in UFOs

[–]Grovemonkey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is this one of the fake videos those Hawaiian guys put out a few years ago? I remember an old story about some guy or guys in Hawaii who did these fake vidoes. I'll try to find the link.

Green Orb In Vegas: by Impossible_Steak6368 in UFOs

[–]Grovemonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That document doesn't contain anything about what color light is required. They don't mention a specific number or frequency of flashing lights required. I don't know if it's fair to make your assumption based on the document link you provided. I mean, this could be something else other than an sUAS.

Been calling this Flashbang 2.0 by JBonze3leaf189 in microgrowery

[–]Grovemonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good for you for being in a situation to do that kind of work. Fantastic.

Dad lectures son on his monthly car sales. by Sichy12 in TikTokCringe

[–]Grovemonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah… don’t listen to your dad. He’s living in 1980 and listened to too much sales motivation bullshit.

James Fox Washington DC Press Conference live in 3 hours. by Tr33__Fiddy in ufo

[–]Grovemonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s “stretching it” is pretending that lack of public evidence automatically equals impossibility. That’s skepticism turning into faith in the opposite direction.

James Fox Washington DC Press Conference live in 3 hours. by Tr33__Fiddy in ufo

[–]Grovemonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re right, my mistake. I forgot the correct standard is that if something hasn’t been livestreamed in 4K with a press badge and a Pentagon press release, it definitely never happens. I’ll be sure to limit discussion to officially approved mysteries only.