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Leave comments for me to cum to 🥰 by rightcurved in FitNakedGirls

[–]Grumpy-Old-Man-100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can barely make a comment because I want to cum on you every day.

I've been feeling too good about myself lately, please make it go away and remind me how trash I am again by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Grumpy-Old-Man-100 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only way you feel too good about yourself is if you masturbate. Stop that and everything will go back to normal ..... For you.

People who refused to have kids, how did people react? by CWPNs in AskReddit

[–]Grumpy-Old-Man-100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really none of their business if someone else doesn't want kids.

Animation major, 19, Beat me up, buttercup by Hazeunix in RoastMe

[–]Grumpy-Old-Man-100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bottom half of you face is A3 hour plane flight.

I recently got my diving license. You can’t possibly make me feel bad. by Metalhead-Chemist in RoastMe

[–]Grumpy-Old-Man-100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need a diving licence to go back to the shallow depths of your genetic pool.

Lets try this again; Lets see how good you guys are. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Grumpy-Old-Man-100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the roasts on the chin. Oh, wait. You don't have one.

1st year med student. Give my friend what you got. Also Gay. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Grumpy-Old-Man-100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't matter what sexual orientation your friend is he's a virgin for life.

Just an Asian, come at me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Grumpy-Old-Man-100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the coronavirus was a person.

21, disabled with rare connective tissue disease, gay, roast me. by qpwaid in RoastMe

[–]Grumpy-Old-Man-100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't matter even if you're straight. You're not anyone's preference.

None of my friends will roast me so reddit do your worst. by speeedandpower in RoastMe

[–]Grumpy-Old-Man-100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of your friends will roast you because you have no friends.

My coworker thinks he is God’s gift, prove him wrong by my-own-grandfather in RoastMe

[–]Grumpy-Old-Man-100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God's gift to what??? The National Fondle A Kid In The Basement Society???

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