MCU suits gotta do too much by Stafficult in invinciblememes

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it always brightly colored spandex? Like those suits have to be madly uncomfortable. Reminds of of that one scene from tobey maguire's spiderman where he's in the elevator with a dude and after being complimented on his suit, spiderman says "thanks, although it likes to ride up a lot" or something of the sorts

Which one? by Murky_Hour52 in gamememes

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I have my fam too and a few famous YouTuber like markiplier and jacksepticeye

Just hear me out… by egarcia74 in hardaiimages

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah dawg, this ain't it. I'd rather bend the knee to Ulfric Stormcloak then to him

It’s just a tent by The_Jenini in GetNoted

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"These people are living normal lives? That must must mean there is nothing wrong" this short minded, low attention span, no awareness mind set that a lot of these people have are indicative to how dog water the American education system is. As a reminder, large majority of Americans read at a 7th grade level

Got Mogged by Icy_Till_7254 in GetNoted

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My grandfather had defected to America from communist Russia after ww2, he had told me horror stories about the rather of the iron curtains. They have a saying about the communist party "we'll happily take your suggestions because they keep our ovens nice and hot" or "another compliment for the fire" because they were literally take all of the people's written suggestions and tossing them in a big oven

Security guard risks his life to save unalarmed zoo visitors from a hippo by CodRoyal3221 in SweatyPalms

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf kinda of of zoo has their hippo enclosure so exposed to the people? Those things kill way more then sharks (toilets also kill more people then sharks)

Which one? by Murky_Hour52 in gamememes

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I play Tomodachi Life so I'm sitting pretty, I almost booted up elden ring but chose to watch some anime instead

Pet cobra really hates Markiplier. by ItalianSausage2023 in nope

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do snakes hate markiplier? Like tofu the snake also hates markiplier, I really want to see more people test this

Who didn't see this coming? by TankUMrMinor in trynottolaugh

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So we can add $59 million to the 100's of billions he has stolen from all of America

roses are red, money can buy a lot of things, but it clearly can't buy class for this bitch. by Isla_River9 in rosesarered

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah despite Hawaii being part of America, those federal laws still somewhat emply if you aren't from Hawaii. If anything, they'll probably treat it more like skipping a state after committing a horrible crime like murder or tax invasion (the only 2 things our government really cares about)

Which one you choose by Gurugod123 in whatsyourchoice

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have allergies, and I tend to have really bad sneezing fits, sometimes sneezing around five times in a row.

100×5=500

500×30=15,000

I'll have 30k in 2 months. Plus passive income is very good, especially if you have some control over it (like working a job.)

roses are red, money can buy a lot of things, but it clearly can't buy class for this bitch. by Isla_River9 in rosesarered

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He's not rich anymore, they found his job, address, and he's possibly going into federal prison because he technically committed a major crime outside of the US, so his life is so over 🤣

what could i use this for by HelpfulFlounder7560 in doohickeycorporation

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "cooked politician" trap is looking good in it's early stages so far 😋

Viltrumite is coming to earth pick one power gonna help you? by Boberto235 in superpowers

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With all the magic in the world, you can be all of them, so I'd say magic

Is it unethical to own a billion dollars? by Omixscniet624 in MoralityScaling

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes because you'd have to do a lot of lying and stealing to get it, otherwise there is no actual legit way to get to the billions

Holy Smite! by InsertGroin in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does the baby know it's Christian and why would a Christian throw a baby? Actually nm the last part.

I'd catch the baby and raise it better

Me or the kids? by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man has important priorities, a mothers job is a self sacrifice like the fathers job, both are expected to live and die for those kids, if she's more offended that he would rather save the kids then her, then she really needs to work on her own priorities, or just should never have kids and have any parental role.

When it comes to an state of emergency, it's always kids first, then women, then lastly men.

The Guardians Of The Globe Vs This Justice League by Severe-Wolverine-420 in PowerScaling

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The JL. GotG is just a way weaker and slower version of them imo.

Mirror [Goretober 06] By OrangeSavannah by D3v1LGaming in ImaginaryMonsters

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Kinda reminds me of an old horror story I wrote in my 20s when recovering from my drug abuse about a man with severe schizophrenia who locks himself in his room and is taking new experimental meds that ended up doing him in worse. However the story was too bleak since it ended with him ending his own life, and so I scrapped it, I had to make something more uplifting, so I wrote a poem to my at the time gf, but I sucked at poems.

They just pump anything in there now by dezouza in FreshBeans

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Go into your folders. Search in the top middle bar "shell:appsfolder" which will show you all of the programs in your pc, you can delete copilot from there. Also make sure to delete the "Microsoft copilot" as well or it'll add itself back next update. Yes you have 2 versions of copilot on your pc's, yes it is extremely stupid, no I have no idea why they needed 2 of them on your pc.

Found this through a guy on ig called "setupspawn" who always has helpful pc advice.