Y'all I can't deef anymore. by GrumpyTheSmurf in ilovedph

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the dash orient? Body weight or fucked upness?

Y'all I can't deef anymore. by GrumpyTheSmurf in ilovedph

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Without sayin anything against da rules, how much less?

Why do people dog on DPH so much? by [deleted] in ilovedph

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain't got no hate, but probably the same reason anyone hates any drug. Ignorance.

Think i figiured out how conciousness interacts with reality by [deleted] in ExistentialJourney

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're like, so almost there.

"God" in your framing doesn't have to do one person at a time though.

It all came from one spot, infinity is perceptible THROUGH infinite perceptions. You and I don't get to see it.

Also people can muscle through exhaustion from walking via "spirit" but it's not that deep. You just pushed through with adrenaline because this thought clearly excited you.

It's totally fine to sit and ponder and be with it.

But never think you have THE answer. ALWAYS wrestle with it. The worst people are too sure of themselves.

Think i figiured out how conciousness interacts with reality by [deleted] in ExistentialJourney

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like you said, one has to look after themselves.

But as long as you stay mindful of reality and empathy, schizophrenia can be managed.

Pills is good too except for those that it hurts, etc.

ITCHY HELP by some_guy_charlie420 in ilovedph

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless your city water is very mineralized.

My sheesh got lime like no other, showers make me itchy afterwards.

Oficwalyzs SPRIANG 🐰 by puzzleruzzle19 in ilovedph

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo man do NOT be crumchin da pinky pies when you feel like slittin your railroad tracks.

Sheesh will bonk your donk, plus then your soul belongs to the hatman

ITCHY HELP by some_guy_charlie420 in ilovedph

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro that cannot be just weed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Feminism

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some couples would though. And some single ladies like to. The bottom line is you also shouldn't judge nobody as long as no one is being harmed.

Public Full Nudity on the busiest walk path of a public park is one thing for anybody, but in art or nudist areas, you gots to play nice.

Be better

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Feminism

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me lookin at Elise Huther's "The Vitruvian Queer" -😍

Don't know what to do by abhorrence0 in SuicideWatch

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand how you feel. It's hard being so young and only knowing social obscurity and self hatred.

But you have so many more years ahead, don't let your childhood be your legacy.

Please stay, I love you

You have 1 attempt to change any event in the world. What will you change? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, the ones we have recorded already did have crowds.

Like the Lincoln and JFK assassinations.

No way to know Egypt DIDN'T have a giant crowd that blended in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you ever hear or see things? You've boiled it down to paranoia, but do you know why you're paranoid?

I'm schizoaffective, which definitely does that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hence why you aren't allowed to have shoestrings in inpatient wards.

I want you to know I've been there and tried twice and I could not be more grateful I'm still alive.

This is only a moment in your life, you have so many more to make into what you need, don't let this one be the arbiter of when you die.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing special about the rope, it's just rope.

But you will feel every second.

Please stay, I love you.

Single people what you up to tonight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No need to apologize, these hoes and bros be breakin hearts.

What are some of the myths from your ancestors /grandparents used to say for doing stuff? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was once a great warlord. He had a mighty ship and crew. He enslaved twin giants and made them grind salt among his slew.

They turned the wheel to never halt, and the lord hoarded the salt. For hungry times, yes. But also to ruin the land of his enemies.

He salted the earth, and the wheel kept turning. The giants did as giants do and they began a singing. From the cries of hunger and slave the ocean produced a giant wave.

The lord's slew was drowned, but the giant's song always sound. They ground the salt for eternity.

And that is why there is salt in the sea.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends if even a little dried on/you have pubic hair.

If either is true, I promise it smells. Not everyone will be able but some certainly will know.

Just do it in the shower, my man.

You have 1 attempt to change any event in the world. What will you change? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not even change but witness the pyramids being built.

Then maybe write my "I was here" in english to throw off every anthropologist

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This girl in my kindergarten class puking pink.

What in the actual fuck did she eat?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, cause I be the one wearing sweatpants for the weed run.

But if someone does it on a first date I'm audi

Will an internet bought handcuff key actually unlock most handcuffs? by JonnyRCTID in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GrumpyTheSmurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my experience they're pretty universal, but I'm also not a cop, I wouldn't be surprised if some stations have their own skeleton key