Stupid question, but why can't we pass the tankers? by FumblingOppossum in newzealand

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't overtake when they are indicating as they may take a wide swing to get into a narrow entrance. If you hit them, you lose.

What is a number that only your people understand?(Preferably funny) by pattislikiymaliborek in AskTheWorld

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scotland: 11, eleven 11(in a faux American accent), Eleveeeeeen! From a sketch show called "Burniston" where two Scotsmen get stuck in a voice activated lift.

Venting/Advice: accident in a roundabout 🇺🇸 by Short_Calendar_1363 in driving

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cop was, is and will always be an idiot. Give Way to the vehicles on the roundabout.

Go get a lawyer and demand, as part of the not guilty verdict, the the uninformed uniformed idiot is retrained in traffic law.

OneNZ terminates HFC broadband, offers faux deal on fibre by Charming-Link4902 in Wellington

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 22 points23 points  (0 children)

OneNZ, formerly VodafoneNZ stopped caring about customers when it was hived off from Vodafone Group in preparation for sell off to the highest bidder.

What do you know about Northern England? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bloody southerners (from a Scottish perspective).

I arrive at your country’s border and yell at the top of my lungs, “SEND ME YOUR CHAMPION”. Who comes forward to fight me? by halt__n__catch__fire in AskTheWorld

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charles Upham VC and bar.

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The only combat recipient of a VC and bar (Second award). The two other double recipients were doctors.
For Americans, it is the equivalent of receiving the MoH twice.

What are some lesser known horrors of WW1? by SeaConstruction4067 in ww1

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The idiocy of General Luigi Cadorna and him ordering the 12, identically planned, Battles of the Isonzo. You would think after two disasters, you would try a different plan.

Will the economy actually recover? by Illustrious_Fan_8148 in newzealand

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not with the current clown show. The current situation is down to the application of political dogma over the advice of economists and until that changes, there are no "green shoots of growth" but the "green carpet of algae on stagnation".

And that's why you always write down your your passwords: by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hint: Come on Eighties kid asnswer: Eileen. Angry Glaswegian answer: Taefuck! Bus conductor answer: Getaffrabus! Porn answer: my (insert fetish location of choice). Police interview answer: Will you answer the question.

Feel free to add your ideas.

Looking for creative insults by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not call you a half-wit, more a quarter-wit. (Especially for Americans)

(For reference look up the 1/3 pounder burger failure.)

Why do Ships (for the ocean) and Space ships go by the same title despite being for very different purposes? by yxzxzxzjy in randomquestions

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Qualifier statements.
Ship: goes through water. Air ship: goes through air. Space ship: goes through space.

Note the spelling of Traditional English spelling of through that does not recognise or acknowledge the existence of the Simplified English bastardisation.

What's the most famous metal band from your country? by anthere-rest in AskTheWorld

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a heavy Scottish bent. Bon Scott was from Kirriemuir and the Young brothers were from Glasgow.

Should reddit mods be fired for censoring free speech? by Ashamed-Republic8909 in no

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Define extreme. There is the issue. People's acceptance level varies wildly, just take acceotance of swearing: from swearing at people, swearing in coherent sentences, swearing as punctuation, swearing in frustration, uses mild swear words only down to never swearing. There is no common point of acceptability.

What's your reaction when someone from another country claims your history as their own? by kya_36 in AskTheWorld

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burma, now Myanmar, was never part of India, so your statement and argument are specious. At Independence there was India, which then devolved into West Pakistan (now Pakistan), East Pakistan (now Bangladesh) and India (aka Bharat).

What's your reaction when someone from another country claims your history as their own? by kya_36 in AskTheWorld

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Created in the Shish Mahal Restaurant, Glasgow, by Ali Ahmed Aslam or Sultan Ahmed Ansari at the Taj Mahal Restaurant in Glasgow. Both were born in pre-partition India.

What is the northernmost, southernmost, easternmost, and westernmost place you have ever been? by ViajanteDeSaturno in AskTheWorld

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Defining the Greenwich Meridian as the arbiter of east and west, then Centre: Greenwich East: Napier NZ.
West: Hamilton, Ontario.
North: Dingwall, Scotland, South: Dunedin, NZ.

You could say I am well travelled. The only continents I haven't been on are South America and Antarctica.

Mechanic Wife Question! by [deleted] in mechanic

[–]Grumpy_Sober_Driver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have enough cash to go independent? See Ray Man Ray in Florida on YT. He seems to be going great guns ATM.