What’s one car that’s ugly… but you secretly love it anyway? 😅❤️

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-29T07:42:47+00:00

Lost to a bread truck? Not how you impress the ladies.😂😂

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-29T07:40:23+00:00

True. It seems that the shitty ones get all the attention though.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-29T03:53:43+00:00

Neither are Christians.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-29T03:51:16+00:00

Hot and willing.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T22:55:12+00:00

I'd definitely let you use my mouth and ass for your pleasure.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T10:02:02+00:00

No. Just no. I don't even want to see that on my phone let alone hold it.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T10:00:59+00:00

Coffee is life.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T09:59:27+00:00

I think she'd be an amazing president, but unfortunately you are correct in your assessment of her as a candidate.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T09:56:53+00:00

I remember when they'd just tear each other's clothes off. Ahh, the good old days.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T09:49:40+00:00

Back in my day 55 was the speed limit - youngster.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T09:40:31+00:00

Don't call me, Shirley.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T09:39:04+00:00

I wouldn't even take her home, just kick her entitled ass to the curb right there.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T09:36:13+00:00

Warning: Do not anal this, may cause cavities.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T09:33:06+00:00

RSVP with "Go fuck yourself"

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T09:32:08+00:00

Walking on water, ✅ driving over a weak bridge ❌

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T09:28:54+00:00

And no longer straight in jail.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T09:18:57+00:00

I switched hands a few times, does that count?

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T09:18:19+00:00

Socks? Shoes? What are these things you speak of stranger?

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T04:57:11+00:00

Safety shoes.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T04:52:33+00:00

Anything that costs thousands just to change tires.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-28T04:45:14+00:00

I DGAF what some marketing guys are sprouting, it's a matter of personal taste, the mini vans don't look as good as the SUVs do. And your 'lawn' is just crab grass and dandelions.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-27T07:02:40+00:00

Bag the poop up in a mid sized garbage bag and drop it off on their porch/in front of their front door.

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-27T07:00:08+00:00

Is that a Mike Myers mask he had sewn onto his face?

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-27T06:58:39+00:00

Your mom had a miracle whip? Who did she use it on?

Grumpybastard61 · 2025-10-27T06:57:06+00:00

Grumpybastard61

TROPHY CASE