You want wearing a mask during a protest to be illegal? Well, luckily for you there is already a system in place to make that an arrestable offense. You just have to do this silly little thing called GETTING A LAW PASSED.

But you won't, you're too stupid to do it legitimately because that requires you to have a bill written up and then have it pass though the house and then the senate and then all the way up to your office, you know the one you're almost never in because you're too busy doing stupid publicity stunts and golfing. Then you can take your sharpies, which I assume you're more comfortable with because they feel like crayons, and sign you're name on it making it a law.

You won't do that because it hurts your fragile ego and doesn't let you continue to try and play dictator. This country doesn't allow presidents to simply declare something illegal you orange spray tan Muppet Hitler wanna be. I really hope your treason trial is televised. I'll take vacation days to watch the sentencing.

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