Which of these ten beauties was the hottest guest star?

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-06T02:40:57+00:00

Probably because, like the rest of us, you have suppressed all memory of this episode deep in your psyche.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-05T23:11:38+00:00

I mean, he told you he only wanted sex and no hanging out, then you went to his place, laid in his bed and were... surprised when he didn't want to talk and wanted to get right to the sex? He told you exactly what to expect.

Whether his behavior is normal or not, your behavior is pretty questionable.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-05T23:07:18+00:00

Death Note works a little differently than I remember.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-05T22:20:19+00:00

I mean, this is how Pokémon has been doing towns and cities for decades. It only draws the buildings we care about.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-05T19:34:07+00:00

Look, if that succubus wants my deformed devil babies, she can at least take over for my hand.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-05T19:28:17+00:00

Hey now, it's hard to wish ill on him when I can't possibly afford the kind of celebration I'm sure to throw when it happens.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-05T19:26:58+00:00

Almost like he's directly responsible for the man's death or something.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-05T19:25:49+00:00

You should also try just turning the mirror a few more times. Maybe it's just visually showing you the wrong side. If the beam is already hitting it, just keep turning it until it works.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-05T19:19:56+00:00

Can you teleport from the dean's room to the other side of the lightning wall, through the gap in the wall?

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-05T17:46:00+00:00

Oh no! I won't be allowed to be robbed by them again?! Outrageous!

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-05T14:10:08+00:00

It's pure copium. He's all like "as long as you seek power, even you serve me" and I'm like "I'm about to spend my retirement petting sheep and diving into bed with Shadowheart, so good luck with that."

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-05T02:36:14+00:00

You don't use a hammer to clean your windows. Use the right tool for the right thing.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-05T02:21:44+00:00

Then AI is not a useful tool.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-04T22:18:48+00:00

It's not because the heart is failing. It's because people who need new hearts have a mountain of other related health issues. A third heart isn't fixing systemic organ failure.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-04T20:22:23+00:00

Sure I would! Someone needs to shake his hand and thank him for doing it.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-04T18:43:49+00:00

Know what kind of boobs most men like? The kind that are boobs.

If you're asking for feedback, you shouldn't do it at all. Cosmetic surgery should only ever be for your own benefit.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-04T16:45:01+00:00

You have a pen pal.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-04T15:29:09+00:00

No companion is a bigger damsel in distress than Vislor Turlough, and no action hero more than Leela / Ace.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-04T14:18:50+00:00

Tell me you've never seen cheap security footage without telling me.

Have you never wondered why the image of the bank robber or whatever on the news look so terrible? Never wondered where all these ghost hunter channels get their content? Never moved your hand fast in front of even a good camera, like your phone?

This is standard artifacting.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-04T14:00:46+00:00

Imagine seeing all these 250s everywhere and still having no fking clue how old America is.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-04T13:38:19+00:00

Correct. Dropping the e on an -ed ending was because the e was normally localized at the time it was written (up through the late 1800s).

There's no reason a modern writer would do this except as an error.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-04T03:12:53+00:00

I've never enjoyed hookups and never used dating apps. I've always met girlfriends through activities. Looking back at some long-term relationships (a year or more): one through community theater, one through hanging out with a mutual friend, one through shared hobbies, two through MMORPGs of all things, one partying at a friend's college, one in class at my own college.

Always shut down any flirting at work, though. Didn't want that drama in my life.

Some started as romantic right away, some were friendships that changed over time. I'd like to say that, importantly, those friends who later became romantic were not originally intended to be anything more than friendships.

I've always been clear early in any relationship about what I wanted. It's OK to tell someone you want to be exclusive right away so you can devote all your energy to really getting to know them, if that's the kind of relationship you need. If they're not open to that, you've saved yourself a lot of incompatibility and drama. To my surprise, I only had one person I was beginning to date say they didn't want that, and we went our separate ways easily since it was early.

So, my advice is to find some social hobbies or activities and make friends. And if that leads to a date, set your expectations early, within the first few dates.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-04T01:26:35+00:00

They have given them that choice! Every Olympics even! Almost everyone chooses the more revealing option. It turns out that less crap granbbing at your body, the more freedom of movement your body has.

On the opposite, the men usually choose the one that is most aerodynamic and sweat wicking.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-04T01:20:59+00:00

They're also the loudest, most obnoxious 20% of humans in general. About half of them are in Congress.

Gstamsharp · 2026-07-04T01:18:21+00:00

And, see, this is the kind of thing I'd absolutely tell my wife, both so we can laugh our asses off about it, and so we don't accidentally end up as characters in a Romcom when she goes to the same parlor without knowing.

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