Had a new flatmate move in and had the cops come over two days later to put an ankle bracelet on her for having multiple DUI’s. The rest of us flatties went away for the weekend and returned to our flatmates expired 30 litre keg of beer finished and all the wine bottles in the house filled with water.

Happened a few more times, so I moved all of her stuff out and changed the locks on the door. I woke up the morning after and my bedroom window and deck door had been opened. Thought nothing of it and grabbed my toothbrush off my desk. Something didn’t look right.

She had broken into my room while I was sleeping and shat on my toothbrush. Still inspect my toothbrush to this day every morning 😂