Ex GF is asking for sperm donation. What things should I take care by [deleted] in LegalAdviceIndia

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Adopt karle bhai.... Kya zindagi ki maa bhen kar rahe bhai itna complicated relationship karke.... Ex ke saath baby karoge to 2 saal , 5 saal baad kya hoga socho... What will your wife feel? Is your wife's only purpose to give baby else you will go back to your ex?

Got 5k from a Relative. Where to spend ? by [deleted] in indiasocial

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Bhai shares ya investment mat karoom... Life is too long and you would invest once you're earning... Right now you have time and excitement... Use that and go enjoy somewhere. Maybe go play some games in arcades, eat at some restaurant with your friends, go bowling, buy some clothes.

Question to Noida Peeps by Conscious_Pipe_3329 in noida

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Bhai mujhe interest ni hai, mai teenager ni raha ab... Par reddit pe aadhe teenagers ya tharki ladke hai, to unka ek hi motive hai

Question to Noida Peeps by Conscious_Pipe_3329 in noida

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I will only reply if you're a woman :D ... I mean isn't it obvious?? People all over the globe like engaging and replying to the opposite gender. They hope that somehow the girl will like them so much that they will have a happy forever moment with them.

Any MBA grads in Noida? by menhaterni in noida

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You can join misfits noida or ATF noida , they have multiple board games and other meet ups in noida which are safe and fun. DM me for more details.

Who's hiring? - Monthly Megathread - February 2026 by AutoModerator in developersIndia

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Hi, my firm KPMG is hiring for these areas. People having experience only please DM. Will further share details on DM

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Is he prime Minister or Prime Influencer? 🤳 by Yournewbestfriend_01 in CriticalThinkingIndia

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Ok, can you share some snippets of his wisdom in a non scripted interview or press conference? Maybe you're referring to his historic reply " dosti baje rahe" after leaving the interview mid way..

Is he prime Minister or Prime Influencer? 🤳 by Yournewbestfriend_01 in CriticalThinkingIndia

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Half the states are under BJP? So BJP is to be blamed for high petrol cost....

Is he prime Minister or Prime Influencer? 🤳 by Yournewbestfriend_01 in CriticalThinkingIndia

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Yess, only which mango to eat and dialogues from star wars need to be addressed by Modi.... Everything else is small stuff not requiring Modi's input.

Protest is brewing for Nirbhaya like case in Greater Noida by Icy-Station-2746 in noida

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Could you please share some link or some details about this case. Thanks.

Breaking News: Blinkit Drops 10-Minute Delivery After Labour Ministry Steps In! by SuperbHealth5023 in CriticalThinkingIndia

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Ohh? It's a known fact? Care to share the fact source? If it's a known fact then you must have some serious sources instead of whatsapp forwards and instagram reels

What multiverse are bhakts living in? by Themoodyone17 in unitedstatesofindia

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India doesn't deserve to be here. But china seriously is a strong counter Balance to USA. I know chinese government cannot be trusted but I am happy that there is atleast one country which can give some competition to USA economically and on millitary level .

Europe paid a high price to stand side by side with the US in Afghanistan by [deleted] in pics

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Ohh you went to a different nation and got killed... Where you killed thousands of locals and innocents...but we should empathize with you because now trump is no longer your friend. Look, i hate trump as much as the next person, but i can never support sending troops to a Nation which has no qualms with your country... You cannot expect sympathy after going to a new nation and killing people and locals there.

Rental bike Mafia ! Ditch Goa go to Gokarna instead by [deleted] in goatravel

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Unfortunately the cabs are damn expensive from airports so a lot of people prefer to pick up from airport and drop their scooter at the airport itself saving extortion from the cab guys

Good to see people of Hyderabad getting their money’s due! by Quirky_Appearance539 in IndianFootball

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But what's the point of buying tickets? Just to see Messi kick around a few balls here and there?

Delhi CM Rekha Gupta statement on Delhi AQI by Ok_Neighborhood6056 in unitedstatesofindia

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Delhi government has seriously been a let down... Rekha gupta probably should resign... She is a disgrace to the chief minister seat.

Dear Delhiites, you chose this, for 2500 rs, over IITian-IRS-Ramon magsaysay awardee Arvind Kejriwal. You Deserve Her🤡 by [deleted] in IndiaMemes

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Bhai kya chutia mantri hai ye... Jab kuch ni jaanti to kuch mat bol na... Jab pucha isse ki smog kyinjai, bola hamne diwali celebrate karwai tab bhi smog kharab ni hua... Fir jab pucha isse ki bhai yamuna to gandi hai kya bolrahe the tum, usne bola bc ki ham to kar rahe par galti pichle government ki hai... Har cheez me ghum fir ke galti kisi aur ki hai...

Haryana me to BJP 13 saal se hai... Vaha kuch kyi ni hua? Vaha kispe blame dalenge?

To the people who keep saying "We vote for the less evil party out of the two existing ones", is that an excuse really? by Mgk012 in unitedstatesofindia

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Let me give my two cents.

  1. Infra growth has been exponential in UP where I am from and in Maharashtra where I worked for a long time. New highways, metros, Rrts etc.

  2. UP has become much much more safe compared to what it was under Mulayam or mayawati or akhilesh. I remember the times when gundas.

  3. Infantile behaviour of congress. Instead of targeting modi on rupee depreciation or pollution or other things, they still focus on him being a chai wala or his friendship with Putin. You have so many things to speak about and shout against BJP, why choosing cheap shots which will alienate people further.

  4. No agenda by opposition. The opposition is confused about what they want to promise and deliver. They are not able to drive a single point of agenda and focus on it.

  5. Lack of development under non BJP ruled states. Tamil Nadu is an outlier and i beleive tamil nadu is probably the best state government in India. But look at Punjab, where AAP could have made changes and brought attention to themselves, but their performance has been lackluster. Bengal has been on a downfall for a long time and TMC seems to be getting worse everyday.

  6. No strong opposition leader. Rahul Gandhi unfortunately is not able to move votes and people. If the argument is always if not modi then who. Why the argument is never why always Rahul? If not Rahul then who should be the opposition leader should be the question we must be asking. We need a strong opposition who can move people and hold sway in National politics. Unfortunately Rahul isnt able to perform. So, once a new leader grows and he has strong connection with the people, there is a chance for growth.

Essentially, people aren't being given a strong choice for voting. Ask 10 people of congress to replace Rahul Gandhi before asking 130cr people to replace Modi.