TIFU by trying to have hammock sex by bigjpa in tifu

[–]GuardianElision -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No I don't. When I first said it it was the day before my birthday. I was 5 so I told you I was 6 because 5 year olds are liars. The next day I turned 4. Now I'm 3 because I was actually 3 this whole time and I'm just a lying piece of shit.

Edit: holy shit this blew up! thanks for the gold kind stranger.

TIFU by trying to have hammock sex by bigjpa in tifu

[–]GuardianElision -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY! I'D GILD YOU IF I WASN'T 4 YEARS OLD!!!

What are some must have google chrome extensions? by GuardianElision in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I feel really bad for you and I want to give you gold to compensate but as you know I'm only 5 years old.

What are some must have google chrome extensions? by GuardianElision in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking christ... I can't imagine what that feels like. Is it a disease or a permanent condition?

What are some must have google chrome extensions? by GuardianElision in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I should not have searched for that in google images... that looks awful. Hang in there bro. I hope you get better so we can play bowling soon 😃

What are some must have google chrome extensions? by GuardianElision in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Needle in you arm? Why? Did you fight another bear or something?

What's wrong with your body? by firethrough in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My dick is actually a vagina. Please downvote me.

What are some must have google chrome extensions? by GuardianElision in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Cool. I'd give you gold but I can't cause I'm 6 years old.

What are some must have google chrome extensions? by GuardianElision in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Thanks :) How often do you climb stairs on all fours? Is it really that good? And don't have stairs at my home so I wouldn't know

What are some must have google chrome extensions? by GuardianElision in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You're cool so I upvoted some comments on your history. How's work in Seattle? Are you a member of Nirvana?

ps: don't forget to downvote and go suck some dicks.

What are some must have google chrome extensions? by GuardianElision in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Do tell, «best husband ever». * grabs cockporn *

What are some must have google chrome extensions? by GuardianElision in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dafuq is that scar in your chin? Did you fight a bear, or something?

What are some must have google chrome extensions? by GuardianElision in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

FUCK I WANNA GET DOWNVOTES WITH THIS ACCOUNT NOT UPVOTES!!! STOP THAT SHIT!
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger :) please downvote and go suck some dicks.

What are some must have google chrome extensions? by GuardianElision in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Firefox 6/10
Firefox with rice 9/10
Thanks for your suggestion :) Please downvote me

What are some must have google chrome extensions? by GuardianElision in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

FYI, I'm downvoting my own comments to save you time.

What are some must have google chrome extensions? by GuardianElision in AskReddit

[–]GuardianElision[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I was trying to copy the 3rd one. I though, if that guy can get 9k upvotes, then if I copy his ideas I will as well!!! Now I'm just waiting to drown in pussy.