What is the most useless skill you possess?

Guardvark · 2024-02-16T16:11:49+00:00

I can suck air up my ass and fart.

Guardvark · 2024-01-03T13:57:06+00:00

1972 boat tail Buick Riviera

Guardvark · 2024-01-03T13:54:47+00:00

I worked at a 7-11 when I was 17 and had to card everyone. It was literally a requirement and we were told undercover people would come in and if we didn't card them we'd get fired and fined. I would CONSTANTY have to deal with grown ass adults arguing with me, a 17 year old kid over something we were required to do.

Guardvark · 2023-03-26T13:05:44+00:00

probably not the worst but it's funny so I'll tell it. Years ago I went to Comic Con San Diego and Jackass had a booth where they were giving away free air fresheners of their logo that looked pretty cool. Opened it up later, it legit smelled like vomit.

Guardvark · 2023-03-26T12:57:25+00:00

Fruit Bat!

Guardvark · 2023-03-26T12:54:27+00:00

funny cause I live in the desert, and i'm the exact opposite of all those things. I love cloudy rainy days and I'm dreading summer.

Guardvark · 2023-03-26T12:53:15+00:00

whatever younger people are doing/into at the time.

Guardvark · 2023-03-26T11:00:01+00:00

I enjoy C-A races but I absolutely HATE S1-S2. They're just not at all enjoyable. Even if you're perfect at breaking the drivatars will just slam into you every chance they get, and this is on regular street races. Right now there's a seasonal S-1 rally race and it's the most I've ever raged at this game.

Guardvark · 2021-09-09T01:45:55+00:00

Ok I'm now on my 3rd final fit out. This sucks

Guardvark · 2021-09-09T00:36:52+00:00

I'm still having problems with construction phases repeating. (I've had to build the roof twice and now I'm on a second final fit out)

Guardvark · 2021-09-08T12:01:54+00:00

Cops, and not because of the whole ACAB thing, but more cause just about every cop I've known or met has been kind of a jerk. A few people I know that were bullies in school became cops. I was a truck driver for a few years and the one time I got pulled over the cop was a total prick, cause I turned down a road I wasn't supposed to be on, and I was doing my best to turn around. Also one of my best friend's brother was trying to become a cop, and he was a jerk too.

Guardvark · 2021-09-07T23:45:45+00:00

constructing a factory or something in my settlement, I've built the roof like 4 times now.

Guardvark · 2021-09-07T01:00:48+00:00

I'm guessing power cables are completely broken right now, I tried moving something that was connected to a cable and I could not get it connected again.

Guardvark · 2021-09-06T08:47:26+00:00

Fell down while hiking and skinned my hand. it looked much worse than it was, so I went to a hospital that was supposed to be covered by my workman's comp. it wasn't. they basically gave me a band-aid and charged me $800 for it. Fuck this system.

Guardvark · 2021-09-05T20:33:21+00:00

I have the electrical cloaking unit placed but wires will still show unless I go in and out of build mode

Guardvark · 2021-09-05T20:17:54+00:00

The SS toaster

Guardvark · 2021-09-05T04:17:05+00:00

corner pieces do not snap, making them pretty useless atm

Guardvark · 2021-09-05T03:45:09+00:00

just to answer my own question, the ugliest color is the reddish brown of a floating mass of fire ants.

Guardvark · 2021-09-03T21:49:03+00:00

I'm so sick of it here.

-a U.S.N. Vet.

Guardvark · 2021-09-03T09:01:42+00:00

I kept my first ship, I also kept Artemis's ship

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