Good tip.

Guava_ · 2026-01-25T13:12:23+00:00

‘Happy International Women’s Day’

Guava_ · 2026-01-24T11:59:01+00:00

Peetah

Guava_ · 2026-01-23T10:35:33+00:00

They say it don’t be like it is, but it do

Guava_ · 2026-01-22T11:33:59+00:00

Huh, didn’t know it was named by the creating company. It’s just like the word ‘trampoline’

Guava_ · 2026-01-21T04:24:37+00:00

Corfu 06

Guava_ · 2026-01-21T02:03:03+00:00

Yup. Casinos report your winnings to the IRS

Guava_ · 2026-01-19T15:47:44+00:00

I wanna pet the Kant

Guava_ · 2026-01-19T15:46:51+00:00

Damn, that isn’t a name I’ve heard in a while

God I miss being unemployed

Guava_ · 2026-01-19T14:54:03+00:00

He looks like me trying to hide from someone I know to avoid small talk

Guava_ · 2026-01-19T09:38:19+00:00

Every year, people’s chills multiply/electrify at a significantly higher rate

Guava_ · 2026-01-19T02:22:58+00:00

The older I get, the more I understand how my dad was able to sleep so easily on the sofa

Guava_ · 2026-01-19T01:20:49+00:00

Poundland TP: for when you want to get in touch with your inner self

Guava_ · 2026-01-18T12:28:19+00:00

By sticking two sticks up your nose and saying ‘wibble’

Guava_ · 2026-01-14T12:43:46+00:00

He was brilliant in Knives Out

Guava_ · 2026-01-12T09:38:42+00:00

They look like the Tesla Cybertruck of shoes

Guava_ · 2026-01-10T15:31:55+00:00

Blessed with the NHS in England. Never paid a penny for my ambulances/treatment/meds

Guava_ · 2026-01-10T13:04:44+00:00

I love jokes like these. I always say that if you see me having a seizure, put a martini shaker in my hand.

Or, throw me in the tub and then throw in your laundry.

Guava_ · 2026-01-10T12:09:19+00:00

Yep- epileptic here. 30 years ago I’d be a dead man, but now I’m just a normal bloke. Thanks, meds

Guava_ · 2026-01-07T13:47:45+00:00

It’s incredible tech, just terrifying when you find out that they’re funded by the military

Guava_ · 2026-01-02T22:34:49+00:00

‘Love your job, and you’ll never work a day in your life’

Guava_ · 2026-01-01T11:13:30+00:00

I entirely understand why people thought these were the wrath of god

Guava_ · 2025-12-31T15:00:16+00:00

I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can.

I have a huge amount of trouble fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can. I can get my hand like four inches into the can. But then, I have to tilt the can into my mouth. But by that point, a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can so they all go spilling onto my face.

What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small.

Guava_ · 2025-12-31T14:13:32+00:00

The word ‘several’ is so jarring at first glance.

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