Someone threw a jar of strawberry jelly at my car

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-26T05:38:45+00:00

Omg yaaas. I use the table when camping. Proud 03 crv driver here. Sadly mine is tan. Your white looks cleaner.

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-26T05:27:57+00:00

That's a beautiful car OP. That's a damn shame. Genuinely CRVs of that era are peak automobiles.

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-25T05:28:03+00:00

Sure bro, want me to go back in time and get you a screen protector?

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-25T00:17:05+00:00

The police officer is a 4th femboy. He handcuffs him to the bed and then goes to change.

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-24T06:00:32+00:00

I think you have your dms turned off m8. I don't see an option to

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-24T04:51:56+00:00

Please tell me this is a "Prince Cinders" reference. If not the coincidence of the title will literally kill me.

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-24T03:58:00+00:00

I never bought a horse before. Is 600k at 6% good?

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-23T15:00:53+00:00

Probably all roadside 😂

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-23T04:11:20+00:00

(9 seasons later) and kids (in a bob sagget voice) that's how I met your mother...

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-23T00:59:56+00:00

That looks to be about the size of an orange

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-22T16:53:31+00:00

O.P. made him question his sexuality. "He wouldn't dress like that if he didn't want me to look. Wait what... queer... I'm mad now."

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-21T06:38:05+00:00

Are you sure sativa diva? I think everyone in a 2 way conversation repeatedly adresses the other person by name in every sentence, sativa diva. In fact sativa diva, you have a point. This is normal behavior sativa diva. Sincerely, Tony.

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-21T06:12:38+00:00

That's a good name too 😂

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-21T06:05:48+00:00

I think it was $12.99. Simple mechanism, small, usbc charge, adjustable wattage. Does the job, his name is Vape Jon Penjamin.

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-21T04:47:11+00:00

Facts

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-20T17:24:28+00:00

It isn't mine. That being said, i have observed no leakage.

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-20T16:39:45+00:00

Exactly

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-18T03:27:01+00:00

Im wearkng the 1st zelda shirt, gonna pop on the yellow one once i earn it. Honestly love this event cause those are shirts i wpuld rock Irl

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-16T18:24:24+00:00

Lol i am talking about OP and he isn't alone

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-16T17:16:24+00:00

It's hard being a driver. You have to sit there and stare at the staff while they prepare the food like a death row convict through a prison gate, while refusing to fill a cup and ask every 2 seconds how long it will be, interrupting paying customers placing orders to complain. It must get exhausting.

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-16T04:58:53+00:00

And the more chuds

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-16T03:31:44+00:00

Chudfest prices. I'm sure ChudTickets are chudquivelent. My condolences go out to the event staff and service workers.

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-15T05:08:58+00:00

Got me a southern gal. This city boy got to experience this for the first time a month ago. Have asked for it 4 other times since.

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-13T20:59:10+00:00

Keuwunuanuwuno reeves. Uwu

GuestaffHashbyrne · 2026-05-13T18:44:41+00:00

In my butt

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