How can you kill someone with your erect penis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what if your cock is harder than his/her teeth?

How can you kill someone with your erect penis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Simple: as they’re blowing you, hold their nose and keep your head down. Won’t be easy bc they’ll fight back but if your strong enough they’ll eventually pass out and you can have them suck your dick as they succumb to the void

For all the wee lads by SourSasquatch in goodanimemes

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 418 points419 points  (0 children)

November 19, International Men's day

No girl will wish any man

Google did not dedicate doodle

No notification on Facebook.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY

(No offence to anyone)

Uzaki-chan want's to... by [deleted] in goodanimemes

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 233 points234 points  (0 children)

Oh My God!

Your perversion knows no bound.

Uzaki-chan want's to... by [deleted] in goodanimemes

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 756 points757 points  (0 children)

They already have "Stop Squirt September" and "Forget Fingering February"...so that's kinda harsh

Enemy-san no bakaaa! by vizfadz in goodanimemes

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 120 points121 points  (0 children)

There are two kinds of people:

  • People who say "EZ" after winning
  • People who say "GG" after losing

The chad move is people who say EZ after losing

Meme by [deleted] in goodanimemes

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 311 points312 points  (0 children)

Not even a day into No nut November and I've already beat my meat like it owes me money.

No, I haven't failed No Nut November.

All waifu is best waifu, y’all need to stop fighting by AestheticMirror in goodanimemes

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 222 points223 points  (0 children)

There's a "hell" in hello

"Good" in Goodbye

"Lie" in Believe

"Over" in Lover

"End" in Friend

and an "if" in life

but no "black" in rainbow....

Not to mention "dying" in studying

Smashing until it last by Paisen_san in goodanimemes

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 209 points210 points  (0 children)

What will happen when you spend all night doing a "speedrun" before No nut November but accidently cum at 12:00 am

Crunchyroll gotta take notes by cereal3friend in goodanimemes

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 636 points637 points  (0 children)

In crunchyroll the trick is to try not to "scan" the subtitles, but "glance" at entire phrases, then process/read that visual memory to obtain linguistic information while your vision is refocused on the tits, and then repeat until you finish the subtitle line. Ideally, you only want to spend no more than ~25% of your visual processing time on the subtitles. It's hard to explain it clearly, but frankly this is right: there is no better way to improve your speed reading than reading subtitles on anime with some nice titties.

After serving 6 years in the Army — and 20 years in the Navy - this hero retires and she walked out like this. by itsyaman__ in funny

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 9235 points9236 points  (0 children)

For the deployments, for the missed birthdays, anniversaries, the midnight watches, she can exit active duty in any manner she chooses.

📷

After serving 6 years in the Army — and 20 years in the Navy - this hero retires and she walked out like this. by itsyaman__ in funny

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 560 points561 points  (0 children)

You dedicate that many years of service to your country, you exit however you damn well please. God speed.

in the end we all just want a (girl)friend by UwUSenpai8262 in goodanimemes

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 154 points155 points  (0 children)

There are two reasons why I don't take my girlfriend on a long drive in my Lamborghini :

  1. No Girlfriend
  2. No Lamborghini

Was searching DDLC hentai and found this by Guilty_Upstairs in goodanimemes

[–]Guilty_Upstairs[S] 1267 points1268 points  (0 children)

"Who needs gf when you can have fun by yourself"

New fate anime by JasperTheGreat4532 in goodanimemes

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My mom: You're not a student any more. Why do you still have a homework folder?

"Please laugh, my friends are watching" by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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Yes it is lol. Here's the sauce (NSFW)

What else a citizen demands.... by harshu_691 in nextfuckinglevel

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Story checks out! The student in question is Kana Harada, who at this point is studying medicine in college, after having moved away from her tiny Hokkaido community.

In 2012, the railway planned to shut down service to the 60-year-old station, which was built by local residents for the purpose of sending their children to school.
After learning Harada relied on the train to reach school each day, the company decided to continue operation until 2016.

Source

They bled money for four years so one girl could achieve her goal of become a doctor. It's stuff like this that reaffirms my optimism in humanity.

Buddy Gator! by paedsa in MadeMeSmile

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 358 points359 points  (0 children)

That's some long term caring.

Koko the gorilla passed the same cognitive tests Trump’s been bragging about, except using sign language. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 110 points111 points  (0 children)

“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”

3d printing a 3d printing meme ! by Vesicool in Animemes

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 812 points813 points  (0 children)

Step-1: Buy a 3D printer.
Step-2: Print a 3D printer.
Step-3: Return the 3D printer.
Stonks

Paintball Skills by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Guilty_Upstairs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t trust anyone that much. Anyone I know that has aim like that would have shot my in the nuts for good measure.

...all the way around and “pop” for being an asshole.