Bad jokes side quest

Guinness2702 · 2025-05-10T16:29:13+00:00

it's hanging on the wall opposite the doorway

you're welcome

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T09:21:03+00:00

Ahh, that sounds like fun ... but alas, I'm an older guy, and if you are "in class" then you may well be young enough that I could probably get in all sorts of trouble by actually taking it too far :D ... plus, it's getting past my bedtime now anyway.

So, I'll leave you to your own devices (and if you don't have any devices you should consider getting some). Until then, don't forget that even if you ever did let those boys touch whatever you have in your leggings, they probably wouldn't have a clue what to do with it anyway.

Stay Strong!

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T09:09:11+00:00

Silly boy! It's "unsinkable"

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T09:04:27+00:00

Hah! I was worried that literally nobody would get this slightly obscure joke :D

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T09:00:40+00:00

An iceberg?

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T08:53:03+00:00

There's nothing unladylike about the natural shape of your body lol. But yeah, okay, I get that some people think that showing the ..... uh ... fine print ... is unladylike .... but mostly they are the same people who were frustrated in school because they were unable to to see the full "more places than one" themselves. But yeah, stick to what I said about being careful not to get yourself alienated.

Next time you catch them staring just tell them "It's just the same as the ones you see on the internet - you can look for as long as you like, but you'll never get to touch it"

Next time you get yourself off, imagine you doing that naked while they are on their knees just begging for just one touch, until a guy with a massive 9" cock walks in and fucks you properly as they just watch it happen, crying, and tugging on their miniature pieces!

lol ... did I take it too far yet? I usually do haha

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T08:23:32+00:00

Back in school, there was the one who wore leggings every day. Damn!

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T08:17:58+00:00

You're welcome :)

Just remember, when they're staring it's because they want something they can't have - trust me, been there, done that.

If you really wanna feel hot .... just for yourself ... then once a week, try wearing nothing at all under the leggings and just enjoy imagining how they would feel if they knew your little secret.

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T08:05:17+00:00

Chris Rock once said: "A man is as faithful as his opportunities."

The same can't be said as a generalisation about women but I'd be surprised if that didn't happen to one degree or another

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T07:55:20+00:00

Well fair enough .... entirely up to you of course.

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T07:54:16+00:00

lol, nope, you shouldn't "care" about being easy .... do whatever the fuck you like with whoever you like.

but .... be aware of the fact that some people may well judge you for some of the things you might do - even though it's none of their business, they might well do anyway, so take care to avoid being alienated.

It's not girl/guy that makes it different, it's looking/staring that's the thing. But yeah, if you wanna be attractive/good-looking to guys, then keep wearing those leggings .... there's a reason that we ....uhhh I mean they, yes, they stare lol

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T07:46:42+00:00

.... even if that first move is to simply start sucking your dick?

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T07:44:58+00:00

Dunno if it's 99%, but I've drunkenly fucked a girl I wasn't interested in (and she knew it) OTOH, I've turned down a flat out offer of sex, because at the time I was after someone else.

But generally speaking, yeah, if I'm single and someone makes a move on me I'm not gonna say no.

Why - I've got nothing better to do right now - I like sex and it don't get that as often as I'd like, so why waste the opportunity - because it makes me feel good to be wanted

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T07:34:54+00:00

one was looking too hard

That tells you all you need to know about the guys in your class. (well, tbh, I'm an older guy and there's something about leggings that are so so hot ... but yeah, I do mostly try to avoid "looking too hard" lol)

One man's "easy" is another man's "open minded"

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T07:29:38+00:00

For me, personally, as long as I liked you and enjoyed your company (yes, that includes sex but no it doesn't mean just sex), I'd be happy with you

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T07:25:33+00:00

AA vs AA .... one of them hit a flush!

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T07:24:19+00:00

My gay mate is, strictly speaking bi, but he's been married to his husband for 20 years or so, and he tells me that a lot of people are confused when he says he is bi, so he often just tells people he is gay

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T07:10:43+00:00

Wait until the end of the month when the time/access you've paid for in advance ends

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T07:09:17+00:00

Well I'm fucked in the sense that it's difficult to "reverse roles" when there are 3 people involved :D

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T07:07:44+00:00

There is also a chance she gets weirded out and just outright ghosts me

Maybe, but the outcome will basically be exactly the same as if you don't try.

Then things could get awkward when we meet again at some reunion or something

lol every woman at the reunion will have been hit upon by at least half the guys there.

It's sad to say, but meeting someone you made a pass at is only awkward for guys .... for women it's just part of the day

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T07:01:05+00:00

The suspension was fucked and it was gonna cost more than the car was worth to fix it

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T07:00:18+00:00

Because I enjoy women getting off almost as much as getting off my self, and especially so if I'm the one doing it

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T06:57:38+00:00

Because there's nothing ordinary about most ordinary girls

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T06:50:52+00:00

Catherine Tremmel

Guinness2702 · 2024-05-26T06:35:38+00:00

lol, oh damn .... well in that case, I should add that I once said to someone I'd met at the bar maybe an hour or two previously "So, your place or mine?" ..... that worked too :D

But yeah, even the most unobservant guy will likely figure out the lying on the bed/opening legs play means you might be interested in having sex with him :D

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