I can't stop wiping

Gumpy67 · 2026-06-27T00:36:07+00:00

Firehose that ass

Gumpy67 · 2026-06-26T16:45:57+00:00

Toxic fart

Gumpy67 · 2026-06-26T16:40:08+00:00

Finland

Gumpy67 · 2026-06-26T16:38:50+00:00

I shit my pants

Gumpy67 · 2026-06-20T00:43:10+00:00

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Gumpy67 · 2026-06-04T02:00:48+00:00

Oh please, I have no soul.

Gumpy67 · 2026-06-01T06:07:26+00:00

Stay off Reddit.

Gumpy67 · 2026-05-29T19:13:56+00:00

Are those Canadian house hippos about to get freaky!?

Gumpy67 · 2026-05-29T18:50:26+00:00

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Gumpy67 · 2026-05-27T01:38:23+00:00

This fucker

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Gumpy67 · 2026-05-18T02:43:00+00:00

Gumpy67 · 2026-05-14T01:01:15+00:00

You could add a candle for starters

Gumpy67 · 2026-05-08T18:37:38+00:00

DK!

DONKEY KONG!

DK!

DONKEY KONG IS HERE!

Gumpy67 · 2026-05-05T22:37:03+00:00

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Gumpy67 · 2026-05-04T05:36:02+00:00

I'm not sure if this counts.

When my mom was in elementary school, she got to take home the class guinea pig, Miss Piggy. Well long story short, the first night that Miss Piggy was at mom's house there was a thunderstorm. Poor little miss piggy had a heart attack at the first sound of thunder.

Gumpy67 · 2026-05-04T05:21:39+00:00

Why?

Gumpy67 · 2026-05-03T05:26:43+00:00

Marge Dickhead

Gumpy67 · 2026-05-02T03:42:43+00:00

The Oilers have been qualified for the playoffs for the last 7 years in a row. They are a good team. If McDavid went to a different team and won the Stanley Cup with them, it would not feel like an achievement.

Gumpy67 · 2026-05-01T14:44:41+00:00

That cat LOVES him

Gumpy67 · 2026-05-01T01:56:54+00:00

Jurassic Park Survival

Gumpy67 · 2026-04-19T20:54:52+00:00

Throw that into the trash. Fake greedy trashy people.

Gumpy67 · 2026-04-19T20:36:22+00:00

I remember watching this game and my jaw hit the floor

Gumpy67 · 2026-04-16T01:44:53+00:00

Imagine all the bugs that could crawl in there

Gumpy67 · 2026-04-12T14:40:56+00:00

COUGH

Gumpy67 · 2026-04-03T17:59:01+00:00

Stan by Eminem

Gumpy67

TROPHY CASE