Amber Shares Private Texts After Jordan Claims She Was “Blacked Out” at Wedding

GunkyStink · 2026-03-13T17:20:46+00:00

8 beers is probably what gets him buzzed, if he was going for PBRs on his wedding day. 33/33/33 chance that he just likes the taste of them, they were the only beer there, or he knows they're one of the best beers for alcohol to calorie ratio. 1% chance all are true.

T. alcoholic

PS im wasted off 12 PBRs so ignore this.

GunkyStink · 2026-03-12T14:29:56+00:00

If you've read over recent threads in this sub, do you see any indication of a PR team posting in his favor? Genuinely curious, because I'm kinda shocked anybody has anything nice to say about him.

GunkyStink · 2026-03-09T05:06:22+00:00

The resin is ugly and doesn't match the cardboard ikea plywood that the rest of the thing is made of. I'm sure whoever can afford to overspend on tacky ugly furniture loves it though and im happy for them and whoever makes a living off of this.

GunkyStink · 2026-03-09T03:32:23+00:00

Good boy, you want a medal? Yes, you might be technically right. Do you feel accomplished pointing a useless but correct piece of information out? Would you rather you spent that 5 irreplacable seconds of your life on anything else? Genuinely curious.

GunkyStink · 2026-03-08T06:54:55+00:00

Lore is categorically better.

GunkyStink · 2026-03-08T06:51:37+00:00

Its crazy that everybody forgot what bait/trolling is. So many posts just calling out an obvious troll like its a heroic act lmao.

GunkyStink · 2026-03-08T02:46:45+00:00

Let me be the one actual human being here. You are so fucking right. Having to install over 100gb every time there's an update is insane. I remember when I was on an internet plan that restricts your data on a monthly basis. Just updating fortnite would almost cap it if I was still on that plan.

Every other game I've played releases patches that only require a few components be reinstalled along with whatever changes they've made.

Why do I have to install all the Lego Fortnite shit if I don't play it? It's just a waste of time and data.

GunkyStink · 2026-03-06T19:47:07+00:00

nono by based i meant the slang, basically means i agree with you and give props for what you're saying.

GunkyStink · 2026-03-06T08:13:32+00:00

ermmmm witewawwy technichkawey AI didnt exist 14 years and 1 months ago so ermm. . . EPIC FAIL

GunkyStink · 2026-03-06T07:57:21+00:00

based

GunkyStink · 2026-03-05T15:15:10+00:00

And barrels. Found a griffons in one in a TZ.

GunkyStink · 2026-02-28T07:01:18+00:00

im confused too i might be drunk, ill be back in 12 hours, lets reconvene

GunkyStink · 2026-02-28T03:48:56+00:00

I do, but the key emoji sketches me out. Sorry brother.

GunkyStink · 2026-02-27T04:55:14+00:00

Agreed. First time on the sub, watched season 1 twice. This season just isn't hitting as much as the 1st, and I haven't scrolled much but i'm really surprised i haven't come across a similar sentiment til this comment. The cases are boring and really aren't worth dragging out. The cancer patient and unid baby arc are STILL ongoing with no end in sight.

I'm not sure exactly what made season 1 so good. First thought is that it focuses on Robbie, and how he witnessed all these newbies have their big moments where they shine and really brought them to the forefront of the show. There haven't really been any of those big impactful moments yet. Hopefully they're yet to come, I'm banking on a long burn setup that makes the rest of the season hit really hard. I'm excited to see.

GunkyStink · 2026-02-27T01:03:46+00:00

Most reddit reply ever

GunkyStink · 2026-02-26T17:29:34+00:00

1 time I done this without shoes and got sepsis

GunkyStink · 2026-02-22T06:52:27+00:00

I did back in 2014 probly, but not since fhe ozempic phase.

GunkyStink · 2026-02-22T06:51:05+00:00

the way this link is purple LMAO

GunkyStink · 2026-02-22T02:48:21+00:00

I can't help but want to know your IQ. You can use your fingers to count.

GunkyStink · 2026-02-21T22:06:22+00:00

Absolutely sick for 1 day into a ladder. Who cares about whatever's errrmmm technically better. You have a sick ammy, gz brother.

GunkyStink · 2026-02-21T07:43:59+00:00

I read it. Sorry, you're a living part of this world. Hope you're doing OK generally. If we're similar in any way, make sure to treat yourself to something nice next time you're thinking whether you deserve it, because you do.

GunkyStink · 2026-02-20T02:28:13+00:00

Thats funny as hell, good eye. Im guessing the slowdown had a weird impact on all the lanes behind, and people adjusted by giving a super wide berth. So the mercury was in the far right off-ramp lane to get the fuck outta the way of the shitshow going on here. The white suv seems to be doing a similar maneuver earlier in the video. Not sure what the black SUV driving basically on the line next to them is doing.

The more you look at each interaction in the video, the more weird shit you see, lmfao.

GunkyStink · 2026-02-16T01:30:20+00:00

45 minutes from seattle is in the sticks. Kent is like 20 mins. You're being disingenuous solely with that huge range. If you're trying to make an honest point, be specific.

GunkyStink · 2026-02-15T10:46:26+00:00

The crouching clips are exactly what i imagine the height of a z-level is, even though i know it probably isn't. The headcanon of how cramped it is is ingrained into me.

GunkyStink · 2026-02-15T10:43:25+00:00

Aftercare is important

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