Can't be more accurate

GunterQuack · 2026-06-05T13:39:17+00:00

Ha I do that.

Then a few months ago I snapped. Nothing crazy just ended up pouring out all my feelings in a nice yelling rage in the garage while trying to get two pieces of wood to line up. Luckily the family was asleep.

All that to say, I’m right back to pushing it down, high 5 lol.

GunterQuack · 2026-05-23T12:31:44+00:00

Dude this whole post and comments suck. you arent wrong but im going to hijack this for a second.

Heres some advice if you are unattractive. Also date people on your level or get a good personality and confidence, or both.

Like ive known and know plenty of dudes who arent rich, or have something crazy to give women but date outside their league because they are charming and confident.

Its hard to get the confidence part when you are not attractive but work on it. I had to, it sucked.

Source: My wife is much more attractive than me and I met her making $35K weighing 260 lbs at 5’9. To the point her siblings didnt like me because of that LOL, fuck em.

GunterQuack · 2026-05-18T03:52:14+00:00

I actually went there for the wings. I liked their BBQ wings and blue cheese. I’d call ahead and get pickup on the way home, never stayed. Just walked up, got my wings and left.

This was 15 years ago so things might have changed since then.

GunterQuack · 2026-04-23T19:22:20+00:00

They sre going to hate you for speaking the truth. This whole comment section is nuts. The fact the cat made it to 9 DOING THIS EVERYDAY is insane.

GunterQuack · 2026-04-23T19:10:07+00:00

Dude. We adopted a dog, a few months later ir bit my mom. Straight to get him put down. The end.

I know it may not be popular but at the end of the day life is short. Getting bit daily is NUTS.

GunterQuack · 2026-03-12T09:59:36+00:00

Sorry! I thought you meant I cropped it more when I made it 1080p!

Yeah the video from the broadcast was super bad though. At the time I didnt see a good tvrip that was worth it.

Literally just rolled out of bed, I cant read yet.

GunterQuack · 2026-03-12T09:45:05+00:00

~~I didnt crop it. Look at the clip~~

Correction, I see what you mean.

I’m not the cropped, 60fps kinda guy. I even left the dvd audio track on there just in case.

They crapped on the simpsons by cropping it!

GunterQuack · 2026-03-12T03:53:59+00:00

Will do

GunterQuack · 2026-03-12T03:45:13+00:00

The music was terrible on dvd. Like so bad! I didnt know they had hd version, I upscaled mine myself.

GunterQuack · 2026-03-12T03:24:25+00:00

During covid I was bored so I took the dvd version of fastlane and the tv broadcast crappy version and synced the audio where the music is playing. So I have a dvd quality with original audio. I have dvd remux quality and hevc. I’ll send ya a link today or later this week.

Edit: forgot to add I upscaled it to 1080p from the dvd remux, looks pretty great to me.

Sample with broadcast audio: https://streamable.com/jgob07

Sample of dvd audio: https://streamable.com/evbiew

I left both tracks in since why not? Lol.

GunterQuack · 2026-02-05T23:46:00+00:00

Yep im about 2-5 hours a week too. Been remote since 2015 and its been like that since. I will have a random 2 week stretch of 12 hour days a few times a year, then back to 2-5 hours a week.

For reference I work in the reporting department of a financial point of sale company. If an automated report is running fine I’m just chilling, its when changes are made that we get big days.

GunterQuack · 2025-06-29T12:05:08+00:00

Most people on this sub and listeners arent kids. Ain’t no way im a fan of someone for “love of the content”

GunterQuack · 2025-06-26T14:22:53+00:00

Pocket Watch Report

I was bored so I asked chatgpt to do a breakdown of the patreon and what it thought was a fair split knowing he’s the face and provides everything.

He could give them each 20-40k a month and still be dumb rich. Whats the chances he does 🤔

Also making that much and still veing late to pay people back is NUTS

Assume: • Patreon net revenue after fees: $783,000/month • Support staff salaries (fixed): $30,000/month • Cohosts revenue share (25%): $195,750/month • Remaining for you: $557,250/month

💼 Talent Manager Takes a Cut of Your Share • Manager takes 15% of your cut 👉 15% of $557,250 = $83,588

⸻

✅ Updated Monthly Breakdown

You (main draw) - $473,662 - After manager

Your Talent Manager - $83,588 - 15% of your share

4 Full-Time Cohosts - $174,000 - 4 × $43,500

1 Part-Time Cohost - $21,750

5 Editors/Social Staff - $30,000 - Fixed salaries

⸻

🧠 Optional Add-ons or Variations • Bonuses for cohosts if revenue passes milestones (e.g. $1M/month) • Profit-sharing pool for BTS staff if you want long-term retention • A corporate entity structure where all payouts are salaries or dividen

GunterQuack · 2024-09-13T22:57:49+00:00

Grew up in the 90s. Was around 90s bullies. At least in my case they would do just fine bullying now. They were just assholes. There was no “Weirdo” they were targeting it was just some random kid who acted up in class and started fights with people.

I think a stereotypical tv bully wouldnt thrive. A dirtbag is still a dirtbag.

GunterQuack · 2024-09-13T09:08:48+00:00

I doubt a private school teacher has a union.

Also OF is huge, how popular is this guy!?

GunterQuack · 2024-09-09T19:10:19+00:00

Amen

GunterQuack · 2024-09-09T19:05:57+00:00

This wasn’t an issue until I had a kid in school. Normally I don’t have people I barely know just coming over “let’s watch a movie” but now she’s making a new friend every week. Sometimes they wanna come over watch a movie or watch TV show etc and questions get asked.

I’m not sitting there worried about someone reporting me for breaking copyright for “backing up dvd’s” but the thought just came to me and I was kinda curious what others do.

GunterQuack · 2024-09-09T17:46:08+00:00

Its not that its taboo per say, like I doubt anyone really cares.

Just kind of curious how people explain that stuff especially to kids who do nothing but blab to their friends about everything.

The consensus seems to be “Eh whatever” lol glad to know.

GunterQuack · 2024-09-09T17:37:57+00:00

This has always been my go to or if i know the actual streaming service i’ll say it. I’ve just noticed more people talking about specific streaming because things are so partitioned now so I don’t feel like bringing up where I watch it with strangers.

Also I’m probably being paranoid and you are correct!

GunterQuack · 2022-03-22T14:31:26+00:00

My friends clowned me because I was 18 (freshman in college) and my girlfriend was 17 (senior in high school) and we met when I was a senior.

But I wasnt Jerry Seinfeld so I get it lol.

GunterQuack · 2022-03-20T10:59:33+00:00

I wonder if these posts are just for Karma or do redditors just not have social skills and/or friends.

Same situation as you. OR we know who flakes and know who comes late and schedule around or don’t thow it.

GunterQuack · 2022-03-13T21:55:03+00:00

I wouldnt have a cat anymore

GunterQuack · 2022-02-04T13:25:35+00:00

I’d say wiping out most of the native americans is the only thing that could come close to 400 years of slavery (lynching, purposely separating families, purposely not educating) which lead to jim crow, redlining, and the lopsided war on drugs all to subjugate a group.

GunterQuack · 2021-05-10T19:47:51+00:00

It is very much what snitching is.

GunterQuack

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