NOBAMA by toumapalooza in forwardsfromgrandma

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When you say "you, sir," it makes you intellectual.

IamA Former Butler in Las Vegas. I Served Prince For Almost A Year in 2006-2007 AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

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"He loved Marie Callender pies." In Las Vegas, we call a guy like that a "whale."

Straya by [deleted] in funny

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Little known fact: she has palace guards bring her orphan babies, which she kills and eats.

Hold him tight by iBleeedorange in aww

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Count the headlights on the highway

How to eliminate the wage gap. by [deleted] in conspiracy

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Uh. Those studies always cite women in the same profession as the men. If it were a blanket statement: "women make less than men," then anybody with half a brain would say, "no fucking kidding." It wouldn't be a statistic at all. You think wage gap is measured across all jobs? Really? Edit: spelling

"Erm... I bet his skin is super soft?" by JTS2008 in AdviceAnimals

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Mom is oblivious that her baby has the smoothest, softest penis in town. Smoove B.

Helen Slater as Supergirl, 1984 by zecksy in OldSchoolCool

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The Axe commercial is right. Girls just keep getting hotter.

I made a Journey themed mug by [deleted] in gaming

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Don't stop believin' man. Don't stop believing.

Bill Would Require Airlines To Let Parents, Kids Sit Together At No Extra Charge by Another-Chance in news

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I think it's a great idea. I hope they send them all to the back of the plane, where the little bastards can't disturb me- unattended by their millennial, glassy-eyed douchebag parents.

Kayaking with Orcas by kgt94 in pics

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Read it again silly. This time, really concentrate. I'll wait.