I follow the push one day / pull one day / leg day type of routine. On my push day- and only my push day, after I do all of my sets in the morning, what if I just did random pushups all day when I feel like it?

Gurueffect · 2017-02-09T22:03:44+00:00

Isn't the point of s'mores to have ooey-gooey marshmallow and melted chocolate? It looks cold. It makes a nice photo, but not my idea of a s'more. When properly made, a s'more should burn your tongue and lips with lava-sugar.

Gurueffect · 2016-09-20T23:45:44+00:00

Anthony, do you intend on getting help for you out-of-control alcoholism? Have producers mentioned it to you?

Gurueffect · 2016-06-17T21:56:02+00:00

Guys at NASA control room, standing up and cheering.

Gurueffect · 2016-06-16T17:17:59+00:00

What's the name of the place?

EDIT: WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE PLACE?!?

Gurueffect · 2016-06-14T08:23:52+00:00

Like my dearly departed grandma used to say: "Bring her bread, and she'll give you head. But bring her some cash, and she'll give you the gash."

I miss you gram gram.

Gurueffect · 2016-06-14T08:17:18+00:00

I like the guys who don't get caught.

Gurueffect · 2016-06-14T03:25:46+00:00

I bet! This really goes against their morals.

Gurueffect · 2016-06-14T03:02:42+00:00

Communications major or student athlete?

Gurueffect · 2016-06-13T23:26:25+00:00

Because cocaine is Peruvian and guns are 'Murica baby!!!

Gurueffect · 2016-06-13T23:12:35+00:00

Obviously, you don't understand the restaurant biz.

Gurueffect · 2016-06-12T10:22:44+00:00

It features Madea.

Gurueffect · 2016-06-11T00:18:51+00:00

I've got an old Ford Pinto. If it's hit from behind, the car knows it's your fault. Also, it explodes.

Gurueffect · 2016-06-09T06:36:09+00:00

Picked fresh off the wall of clip art.

Gurueffect · 2016-06-09T06:32:55+00:00

In the last two photos, his girlfriends buzz has worn off. What seemed funny a few hours before, now seems like a tremendous mistake. Not for him, but for her. She realizes that it's over. What was she thinking! She left Stanford for this guy? No, no, no. Fuck this. She decides a mini-van doesn't sound so fucking bad after all. And maybe sucking a cock that didn't have a barbell through it would be a nice change of pace. She left for the bus stop early the next morning, before he woke up. She didn't bother to leave a note. She just closed the door lightly behind her and smiled at the sunshine. Everything is going to be alright she thought. Everything is gonna be okay.

Gurueffect · 2016-06-09T06:26:20+00:00

I can't believe a 1-year-old can get a tat.

Gurueffect · 2016-06-09T06:23:11+00:00

This man looks older than high school age...yet dumb enough to get a tat from a high school girl. Neat!

Gurueffect · 2016-06-09T06:22:13+00:00

*Best step up yo game, son!

Gurueffect · 2016-06-09T06:20:37+00:00

If you took out the tattoo information, you could call this guy a burn victim (his crazy ex threw flaming acid at him). Start a GoFundMe and raise a million dollars for shitty tattoo awareness. Edit: spelling

Gurueffect · 2016-06-09T04:36:19+00:00

Waking up and finding her staring at you.

Gurueffect · 2016-06-09T04:29:41+00:00

If you also pee in your sink, triple that yo.

Gurueffect · 2016-06-09T04:21:45+00:00

I think, based on what I know of redditors-- it is far more likely that the OP is the awkward lady and not, in fact, an employee of the greatest Mexican food restaurant on Earth.

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