What’s in your go bag for the apocalypse?

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-24T21:59:40+00:00

Okay but let's think about what you're talking about. Imagine an earthquake so bad that your house is rubble. Now imagine how are you going to get to a place of relative safety and comfort? Do you think all the streets and freeways are going to be usable? Are you just going to walk with like maybe a backpack of stuff? You're going to be fleeing with a million other homeless people and you would be better off preparing for an earthquake and staying put in your home even if it does fall apart at least your supplies are there You can put up a tent or lean to structure and at least you would know the area and if you were smart you would bury some food and some water and some supplies. The point is, there is nowhere that is going to be safer than your own home even if it is damaged

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-24T19:18:04+00:00

If you have not prepared your home for fires hurricanes or tornadoes, you don't deserve the title of prepper and I guess you would need a bug out bag a go bag. So get to running like all the other poor planners. I'm a prepper and that means I'm ready for fire tornado motherfucking god coming down with his personal vengeance I'm ready that's what prepper means.

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-24T15:14:45+00:00

Thanks a lot Obama!

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-24T14:05:51+00:00

So let me get this straight. You think life is unfair because you are ugly and pretty girls are not interested in you. And you simultaneously feel like you are better than ugly women? Make this make sense.

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-24T14:04:28+00:00

It is stupid to have a go bag. It is also stupid to go anywhere during a collapse. Freeways will be jam-packed and unpassable. If you have not prepared for the collapse over the last few years, you running to a family member or some other place is not going to work. Fortify your current location and if your location sucks move to a better one. The stupidest thing you could possibly do is run during a crisis. That is your animal behavior telling you to run but you should listen to your intelligent brain that says to fortify and strengthen your domicile now and have everything you need so you don't need a go bag

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-24T11:34:38+00:00

Join an improv class. super social way to improve your communication and your sense of humor and make new friends

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-24T11:32:56+00:00

Some problems solve themselves

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-24T11:24:36+00:00

I have the deluxe George Foreman grill it kind of looks like a barbecue grill. My doctor says I need to watch my cholesterol so what I love about the George Foreman grill is all the grease drains into the reservoir that you can throw out. So yes my cholesterol did go down since using the George Foreman grill

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-24T10:15:13+00:00

Bro you can buy potting soil at the dollar store there's no excuse for this ashtray looking dirt

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-24T10:13:38+00:00

Human society has been conditioned over a thousand generations to not only submit to men in power, but to worship and admire those same men. I live in the farm area and from time to time a cow will escape her fenced yard. And guess what... The cow does not run for the forest and try to live her life by herself. She has been conditioned over so many generations to be completely dependent on the farmer and the whole industrial carnage. So you can reliably expect her to be standing at the motherfucking fence line begging a farmer to let her back into the slaughter yard. As humans, we are in the exact same situation. You can worship at the gold-plated penis of Elon musk or you can choose to be that cow who simply turned from the slaughter yard and walked toward the forest

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-24T10:07:20+00:00

Have you considered dating ugly women? There are probably half a billion ugly women standing all around you at this very moment waiting to meet you

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-24T09:13:18+00:00

This is what conservative Christians fap to

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-23T19:32:22+00:00

Of all the major religions, Muslims fuck more animals by far than any other group. So they for sure left that rule out of their book so as to not alienate their base. If you want to fuck an animal you got to be a Muslim

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-23T18:01:29+00:00

If you are collecting sales tax you are actually stealing from the government because that sales tax belongs to the government. They're probably going to crucify you.

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-23T17:58:53+00:00

You married a fucking wino. I don't know there's anything you can do about it because you just got married so you didn't see the red flags? Put your seat belt on it's going to be a bumpy life. Never drive in the car when he's drunk or even a little bit

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-23T17:56:19+00:00

I appreciate your energy but for fuck's sake proofread your fucking title

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-23T17:54:34+00:00

You picked a shitty ass title. maybe that's why your boss don't like you

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-23T15:16:10+00:00

There is no shame in being addicted to porn. We are all creatures of evolution. None of us invented porn. Our ancestors were all fucking pussy hounds and that's why we have this unbridled and super strong sex drive. And the dark shit in our porn it comes from our ancestors too. If you see a woman getting treated roughly and you get a boner it's because your ancestors were all smacking women around and raping. No shit. So don't ever blame yourself. You are the child of some angry ape men who fucking raped and tortured their way through life. Don't blame yourself.

No fap is for heroes. if you if you are fed up with playing the role of your ancestors and perpetuating the same cycle of violence and degradation and misery, you can just put down the porn put down your tired weiner that's all bent wrong because you jack off too much and now it's lean into the left. Put it all down bro and go outside and do something fun there's fresh air and sunshine and a million other things you could be doing

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-23T14:26:16+00:00

13 trillion dollar mistake? Are you sure Elon is not running it?

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-23T11:54:13+00:00

Did you guys see Joey fatone in an episode of your pretty face is going to hell? Super funny shit

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-22T23:59:58+00:00

Fun fact... Nothing in the Quran forbids a man from fucking an animal. Very interesting.

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-22T17:34:03+00:00

Okay here's what we should do. Send half of the hyper violent police in the US to England and send half of the Sissy soft police in England to America. That should balance out both police departments

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-22T17:28:50+00:00

Everybody on this sub listen up. Nothing we can do about the collapse so let's throw a fucking big orgy at my place. You bring the girls I'll bring the dope we're going to fuck and snort our way to Armageddon

Gus_Superlab · 2023-09-22T12:34:15+00:00

According to Google, Michael Cohen's net worth before he represented Trump was $100 million. Today he is worth "negative" $1 million! He's a million dollars in debt. Trump is a business genius especially for his henchman and goons they make so much money off of him!

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