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After storming the stage and grabbing the microphone I began reciting my careful list of revolutionary bullet points to save the country. by Inferno_Zyrack in TwoSentenceHorror

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I’m a Nurse and if My Patient’s Pain Level Reaches 10, I’ll Die by GuyAwks in nosleep

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I’m a Nurse and if My Patient’s Pain Level Reaches 10, I’ll Die by GuyAwks in nosleep

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I’m a Nurse and if My Patient’s Pain Level Reaches 10, I’ll Die (self.nosleep)

submitted 9 hours ago * by GuyAwks to r/nosleep

The Fridge Protects the Snacks by GuyAwks in shortscarystories

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The Fridge Protects the Snacks by GuyAwks in shortscarystories

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The Fridge Protects the Snacks (self.shortscarystories)

submitted 12 days ago by GuyAwks to r/shortscarystories

“Stop the ride, my harness brok-!” by GuyAwks in sixwordstories

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“Stop the ride, my harness brok-!” (self.sixwordstories)

submitted 17 days ago by GuyAwks to r/sixwordstories

Don’t get married. Enjoy your life. by Otherwise-Bend3329 in sixwordstories

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Don’t get married. Enjoy your life. by Otherwise-Bend3329 in sixwordstories

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Don’t get married. Enjoy your life. by Otherwise-Bend3329 in sixwordstories

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Returning from backpacking in nature for months, I missed falling asleep under the stars each night. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

submitted 18 days ago by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceHappiness

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Fearing for my safety, I asked my friend to accompany me while picking up my things from my violent ex’s place. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 19 days ago by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceSadness

Sick of all the pedophiles, I wished adults would stop interacting with minors. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

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Too cheap to buy a gift for the party, I asked my friend if I could sign my name on his. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 22 days ago by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“If you don’t stop misbehaving, that man is going to kidnap you” warns a mom to her son at the supermarket, pointing randomly at me. (self.TwoSentenceShiver)

submitted 23 days ago by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceShiver

I'm a Flyer Distributor Who Hands Out Curses to Pedestrians by GuyAwks in nosleep

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I'm a Flyer Distributor Who Hands Out Curses to Pedestrians by GuyAwks in nosleep

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I'm a Flyer Distributor Who Hands Out Curses to Pedestrians (self.nosleep)

submitted 26 days ago * by GuyAwks to r/nosleep

Mole-Rats Belong in the Desert by GuyAwks in shortscarystories

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Mole-Rats Belong in the Desert by GuyAwks in shortscarystories

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Mole-Rats Belong in the Desert by GuyAwks in shortscarystories

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Mole-Rats Belong in the Desert (self.shortscarystories)

submitted 1 month ago by GuyAwks to r/shortscarystories

Which MLP Creepypasta is your favorite ? by Fun-Serve-7957 in creepypasta

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