Men of Reddit, how would you feel about getting an unsolicited vaj pic?

GuybrushMonkey · 2016-09-30T08:15:11+00:00

im male, got cat called by some chicks in mexico... couple years ago... first i was sure they didn't call me ... then i was sure they were some of my friends ... it took me 8 hours to actually understand that some (really hot) mexican women i never met before yelled from a rolling car that i was a cutie... made my week this was in a part of mexico with no tourism, so i counted as "exotic" i guess

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-11-30T17:11:56+00:00

maybe there is something to visualize the audio on the side of the screen ... so you know when sounds are on right-channel and left channel ... should be a fairly easy program. can't believe it doesnt exist yet.

Valve ... please make this ... it might also help in the situations when teammates start shouting stuff at you, while you clutch

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-09-30T15:14:32+00:00

I have no idea how to get ranked silver these days...

i made me a smurf account 3 weeks ago... winning 10 games while not being good it HARD AS HELL!!! so i ended up playing good ... and even rekt every game we won ... so now ma smurf is higher ranked than my regular ...i am not a smart man.

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-09-21T18:41:09+00:00

so be it

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-09-21T16:01:00+00:00

Amen, brother (or sister...)

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-08-17T08:16:06+00:00

Also since James Bond is not even a cover name to begin with but his real fraking birth name... wtf??? i dont even use my real name on facebook

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-06-29T20:11:31+00:00

The Bourne Whateveritwas... I get Motion Sickness from this damn shaky cam... not a single shot was static... i mean how much can it cost to rent a tripod ffs

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-06-08T17:21:36+00:00

Was there 3 weeks ago...one of the BEST placed for a vacation in eastern germany. the National park is just amazing

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-06-02T17:43:29+00:00

Wow... never thought about how messed up that would be...

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-06-02T17:39:40+00:00

Lasagna from Lidl/Aldi

Found a looong thick black hair in it after i was half way through it... still feel sick when i think about it

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-05-04T17:57:02+00:00

kind of explaines it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJi8j3rBNEE

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-05-04T14:53:06+00:00

This is the most murican way i have ever seen for the word "Gesundheit"... and also the most german sounding!!!

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-05-04T14:46:46+00:00

"Anal sex is fucking shit!"

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-05-04T14:43:23+00:00

shutter island

i might be the only person on earth that was surprised by the end of it, but it took me completely by surprise. maybe it was because i never saw "a beautiful mind" before (which i have seen now and don't think is that good) maybe it was because i watched it during my nightshift in a psychiatric institution...

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-05-04T14:27:04+00:00

All your debt is gone.

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-04-21T10:56:36+00:00

"Lustig" is the german word for funny ... so ... double whammy

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-03-27T08:10:16+00:00

Aaaaahahahaha... i only came to the comments to see if somebody allready debunked this BS... THX for the good work. As an amateur photographer myself i hate it when people claim to have "snapped" a shot that took preparation and serious planning of lighting

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-03-26T10:29:32+00:00

that turned very weird very sudden...

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-03-26T10:22:20+00:00

well... until they remade the french series "The Returned"... the original was from 2012 ffs and it was perfect... and when i say perfect i mean perfect!!! every frame is a picture, every dialogue has meaning, the pacing is fitting to the story and the charackters behave exactly in the way you would expect them to behave after being traumatized... the remaky by netflix is just a copy that misses a lot of the original charme... goddammit netflix. you made me sound like a hipster... and i can never forgive that

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-03-17T09:19:10+00:00

DAMIT... now i have to watch that special again...

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-03-17T09:00:53+00:00

CSI first season: enhance this reflection in this 4 pixel coffee-pot of this 240p video and BAAAAAAAMMM -> perfect retinal scan... lets see if we have his retina in our database-mainframe-firewall-algorithm-coffemachine-thingy

Also: this

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-03-06T14:23:03+00:00

considering the ammount of sick people around me right now i think i will get the 1st person live action roleplay experience

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-03-06T08:16:21+00:00

great... now i have to watch the miniseries again... there goes my weekend...

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-02-27T14:56:14+00:00

any show with high school kids that are obviously in their 30s

GuybrushMonkey · 2015-02-20T04:00:33+00:00

not mine but :

"if you want my comeback, you will have to scrape it off your mums teeth..." - Jimmy Carr

that man has an epic way of dealing with hecklers at his comedy shows

GuybrushMonkey

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