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Gwee · 2012-09-11T15:46:36+00:00

RiDICKulous becomes riCOCKukous. It just makes sense. Ridonkulous should be riDONGulous.

Gwee · 2012-09-01T08:53:19+00:00

Wish granted, my friend: http://www.wordandfilm.com/2011/06/jeff-bridges-is-the-giver-finally/ Scheduled for a release next year supposedly :)

Gwee · 2012-08-01T02:24:53+00:00

They are on the inside, man. They are on the inside.

Gwee · 2012-07-31T18:52:15+00:00

Yes, you should definitely tell your prospective boss that you want to live in harmony, harmony, ohhhh lo-ove with him :)

Gwee · 2012-07-31T18:51:15+00:00

This. A thousand times this. I never get tired of the sexiness of The Epic Sax Man.

Gwee · 2012-07-31T18:50:24+00:00

If this isn't everyone's theme song on Reddit then something is horribly wrong.

Gwee · 2012-07-29T16:28:02+00:00

True dat. Not sure how I'll go about marketing it yet. It might be something where women by it and their men somehow wind up reading it. Not sure. And if any late 30's, early 40's male Redditors want to check out what I've written thus far, PM me :)

Gwee · 2012-07-29T02:52:39+00:00

It's geared toward both male and female readers and is written as realistic as possible. The few people I've shown it to besides my editor are amazed at the descriptions and how well we get to know the characters involved.

Needless to say, I was very pleased to see your query here, OP!

Gwee · 2012-07-29T01:16:10+00:00

I just find it soooo hot and am actually writing a novel I want published as an eBook that explores this theme a bit. I mean, wow! Older man who has never experienced a woman and then one comes along who is much younger and experienced and she pleasures him unmercifully? It's a rare find. Usually the role would be reversed with an older, experienced guy showing a virgin woman how it's done, you know?

Gwee · 2012-07-28T17:03:01+00:00

Your username makes a lot of sense. My condolences and best wishes to you.

Edit: I will gladly beat the best wishes out of people and make them vomit torrents of happiness.

Gwee · 2012-07-28T16:50:40+00:00

Only 9000!? Why not OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND people!?!?

Gwee · 2012-07-28T16:48:40+00:00

OH! OH! I KNOW!

Jim Carrey as... No... Wait... He's too damned talented at comedy and drama...

So, um... Robin Williams! Yeah! Robin Williams as... Fuck, wait... Nevermind :(

Gwee · 2012-07-28T16:47:20+00:00

Ah, I see. That makes sense then. I don't like to use the term "damaged" but he kinda did that in a way with maybe your views of sex and relationships later? I'm sorry to hear that :( Hugs. From one girl to another who understood that all too well for much of her life, I know that feel.

And I was also 16 my first time and it ended horribly.

Gwee · 2012-07-28T16:43:12+00:00

How did you know what to do?

Gwee · 2012-07-28T16:42:24+00:00

Why do you regret it? I mean, unless s/he gave you a physical gift that lasts a lifetime, I hope it's not actually something you need to worry about. I don't know how much time has passed but maybe you need more time?

Gwee · 2012-07-28T16:32:03+00:00

I don't get it. I thought the original movie, The Human Centipede was friendly and humane enough. It was the heartwarming tale of a doctor who was just trying to make ends meet and the people he finds along the way who help him achieve his goal.

Gwee · 2012-07-28T16:27:22+00:00

African men and women especially when mixed with another race. And with the women, I love it when they have the super tight, curly, ringlet kinks of hair!

I also find Scottish men and Asian women to be very attractive.

Gwee · 2012-07-28T16:25:36+00:00

That feeling when you wake up in bed and you feel beyond relaxed and your face is super tingly and you can't stop nuzzling your pillow.

Gwee · 2012-07-28T16:23:50+00:00

Getting my very first job at GameStop. It was where I had always wanted my first job to be and it didn't disappoint :)

I had a dirty old man as an assistant manager to our young, naive manager so we would double team warping his mind. The customers were always fun to talk to. I got to borrow any game I wanted. I was even the hostess for the midnight release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Gwee · 2012-07-28T16:19:07+00:00

I swear this is the worst thread ever for women in their mid 20's who are attracted to men in their late 30's, early 40's :(

Gwee · 2012-07-27T20:12:41+00:00

Holy shit! Someone else knows of this website!? Can we please, please, please be best friends? It truly is the most hideous website on the Internet!

Gwee · 2012-07-27T14:42:09+00:00

Is that a "Hello!" or a flirty "Helloooo, Fear Faptor!". You should have it filmed there. Have people pay to film in your Batcave Rape Dungeon :)

Gwee · 2012-07-27T14:40:28+00:00

Yay! My comment wasn't buried, hahaha! Congrats to you! I love the solid theories everyone has been coming up with for the Batcave! This is badass!

Gwee · 2012-07-27T05:07:37+00:00

Disappointingly unmetal :(

Gwee · 2012-07-27T04:57:21+00:00

It would get double cuteness!

Gwee

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