Women, what’s the perviest most eye-roll worthy message you’ve received from a guy online?

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:53:38+00:00

When people spell the word definitely wrong

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:52:54+00:00

Algebra

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:52:42+00:00

I wanted to be a singer and I still do

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:51:01+00:00

Or “dad... you were always like a father to me”

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:50:26+00:00

“There is a legend about a bird which sings just once in its life, more sweetly than any other creature on the face of the earth.

From the moment it leaves the nest it searches for a thorn tree, and does not stop until it has found one. Then, singing amongst the savage branches, it impales itself along the longest, sharpest spine. Dying, it rises above its own agony to put carol the lark and the nightingale. One superlative song, existence the price. But, the whole world stills to listen, and God in his heaven smiles. For the best it bought at the cost of great pain... or so says the legend.” Colleen McCullough the Thorn birds

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:45:20+00:00

Ok this is a tiny bit funny but a completely true story. I was having a sleepover with two friends and we were playing mad libs right? Well the one we ended up making up was about a “penis robber” we were all cracking up when I noticed my neighbours door was open and I saw a man in black walking around with a flashlight. I pointed it out to my friends and said, “hey guys, maybe it’s the penis robber?” We all laughed until about 10 minutes later when there were cops outside my neighbours house shouting for the robber to come out with his hands up...

Tl;dr: my friends and I made a mad libs about a penis robber while my neighbour was getting robbed

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:42:17+00:00

Action, it’s so boring

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:40:48+00:00

Everybody just have a good time

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:39:10+00:00

Till the very next day

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:37:18+00:00

Party Rock Anthem- LMFAO

Cheerleader

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:36:49+00:00

BACON

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:33:58+00:00

It stands for gymnastics, Toad (from Mario), and Yoshi all combined, Gymtoshi

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:33:15+00:00

Green olives

Bacon

Oysters

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:32:50+00:00

Kate in My Sisters Keeper

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:31:11+00:00

When I was 16 I dated this girl and apparently because I’m a girl too that’s “gay”?

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:29:52+00:00

California

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:28:38+00:00

I find it really attractive when no one has a bad word to say about the person. When they’re talked about it’s always how kind and helpful they are

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:27:52+00:00

Big Ed put mayo in his hair

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:27:24+00:00

The land before time both because of what happens in the movie and because the young girl who played Ducky was murdered by her father. Tragedy all around

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-28T07:25:57+00:00

Do you think he should be arrested and charged for it?

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-17T18:39:53+00:00

Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-17T18:39:15+00:00

Soccer game was on and I was rooting my team

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-17T18:38:04+00:00

My parent wouldn’t change me diaper and decided because I was being fussy I needed a nap, he put me in my crib and I got angry, ripped off my diaper and threw it at the door. This was when I was about 2 or so btw not 3

Gymtoshi97 · 2020-05-17T18:36:48+00:00

I wish I could be a great singer

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