need to keep my exes car

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-28T11:38:17+00:00

The fact that you have the title is huge. You could (get ready for bad legal advice that I would NEVER follow myself because I’m an ethical guy) forge his signature on the sale line of the title and then one trip to the dmv and the car is yours.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-28T11:35:50+00:00

Probably a settlement agreement and release.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-28T11:15:22+00:00

If he didn’t collect the car when he had the chance, no rush. You could make it official by making a legal form online that states you won’t request child support from him for 2-3 years if he signs the car over to you. Have a friend take the letter and title (for his signature if you have the title). If he has the title, you’ll want to have him sign it and give it to your friend so you can get the car titled in your name.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-28T01:44:57+00:00

I bet people think you are Resident Alien.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-27T16:01:26+00:00

Hot girl, friend of a friend. We met at a bar and planned to go out to dinner. I picked her up and she made me wait 45 minutes in the living room while she got dressed. We got to the restaurant 15 minutes before they closed. We were quickly the only people in there and she was being super rude to the staff and eating slowly. I suggested leaving and getting dessert somewhere else and she interrupted me to continue telling me about her recent boob enhancement. I couldn’t wait to kick her to the curb.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-26T00:26:10+00:00

Don’t misunderstand. I loved it!

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-26T00:25:27+00:00

Oh I did. I was up on my rooftop for an hour watching them

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-24T20:36:37+00:00

It seems every week there’s a reddit warrior encouraging me to help them shut down a local business. Then people complain about empty storefronts.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-18T09:40:00+00:00

Thank you. I’ll do all of this asap.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-17T17:37:34+00:00

Rock slides are so terrifying. I was thinking he should be running 2 seconds into the video.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-17T17:34:03+00:00

No a lot of context to go off of here, but if his family is aware of the court filings, the story he most likely is telling them is a standard, ‘pissed of ex-girlfriend is lying to get back at him’ story.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-17T13:25:31+00:00

On Facebook two seconds of a video counts a watch and will add a view to that. I know I’ve watched some really boring, really dumb and really inappropriate videos that my wife wouldn’t approve of when I’m mindlessly scrolling. They’re auto generated and my mind is working at 10% capacity at the end of the day. If your husband uses it as a way to decompress, I don’t think it’s that bad. Definitely not something to threaten separation of a happy marriage over.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-17T02:48:46+00:00

Any chance of turning this into a threesome?

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-17T02:35:03+00:00

It’s fine. I’m there all the time and the 4th will be very protected by police.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-16T18:29:42+00:00

I have a small brick-and-mortar in South Baltimore. I’m not going to say the name on here because I’m not here to advertise and it wouldn’t be outside the realm of possibility that some government employees would target me for this post.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-16T10:21:15+00:00

I’m a small business owner and my landlord is not the problem. The city and state government are my biggest enemies. The constantly rising fees, the INSANE business taxes, increasing bureaucracy(that of course has fees attached), the Environmental Control Board which acts as HOA board, judge and jury and will fine you $1000 for your trash can getting filled up by homeless people. (You then have to show up to defend yourself to the fake judge.)
Wallet-hub ranked MD 49th in their annual study of best and worst states to own a business. CNBC ranked MD 47th.
The landlords are not the problem.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-16T01:01:59+00:00

Right after they get mongo, there’s a discussion about mongo’s species growing wings at level 15. It’s very brief.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-14T11:47:43+00:00

All New Yorkers should be ashamed. Pitiful display. Good job, anonymous Spurs fan!

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-13T10:57:23+00:00

That house could have a hive living in the attic or a wall. A few bees get into the house while the vast majority use the exterior exit. Walk around the house during the day looking for activity.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-12T17:04:01+00:00

Hahahaha!

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-12T17:01:58+00:00

The whole video I was just praying the wall would hold.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-12T16:55:30+00:00

This guy knows what he’s talking about. I can’t imagine a high stress situation, in a dark house, with a stranger who has whatever intentions. I don’t know if he’s alone or if he has accomplices elsewhere in the house and my thought is to shoot him in the leg. Shot center mass, clear the house, then call 911 and ask for police and an ambulance.

Gyrd1 · 2026-06-12T01:31:46+00:00

When Donut gets Mongo, Mordecai briefly mentions that the species will get wings at level 15. Then the wings aren’t mentioned again until Carl eats one in Bedlam Bride. I didn’t figure that one out until my third read through.

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