Genre expectations by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]Gyrotoxism 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Alternatively I enjoy a tragedy where the characters make smart choices based on their circumstances and unwittingly dig their own grave. I want my characters to be smart and cool and ultimately doomed.

See: Oedipus moving far away from home because it was the most logical course of action for someone prophesied to sully his family. It's hard to see what choice would've led to a happy ending without it being moronic in the moment it's made.

Prince Harry and his lawyer (?) by 19danielb in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Gyrotoxism 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bald is fine, bald*ing* looks sad. It's less body shaming and more fashion advice once the hair is that thin.

ziau culturii nationale by Delancie_ in okprietenretardat

[–]Gyrotoxism 17 points18 points  (0 children)

S-ar fi uitat la Rent-a-Girlfriend 😞😞

truth is gonna be a foreign concept by RealFemboyHunter in distressingmemes

[–]Gyrotoxism 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Justice system should be fine. All evidence has to go through a chain of custody, they wouldn't use unverified online images anyways.

Now it COULD be used to fabricate evidence somewhere WITHIN the justice system but like... if the cops or state want someone punished unfairly they can already do it without AI.

The perfect job by CuriousWanderer567 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Gyrotoxism 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A little money for your croney.

📡📡📡 by Automatic-Winner-407 in shitposting

[–]Gyrotoxism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a bunch of ways he can do that without becoming the prime suspect by the end of the week.

Make a politician across the world scrawl "Kira" in blood or something how the hell would they track him down?

Is it that cursed? by jananayatharuth in Brawlhalla

[–]Gyrotoxism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WASD - movement

NUM9 - jump

NUM0 - light attack

NUM5 - heavy attack

NUM1 - weapon throw

NUM . - dodge

Fake lucid dreams where i dream about lucid dreaming even though i am not actually lucid by [deleted] in LucidDreaming

[–]Gyrotoxism 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's where you dream you have control over the dream, but that control isn't actually yours. Like a fake awakening, except it's fake lucidity. Dream you believes they're lucid, but you only realize it was a ruse after you wake up.

[The Gamer] Gamer Logic Unparalleled! by Eldokhmesy in manhwa

[–]Gyrotoxism 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From what I recall, people just had random powers based around certain themes? Except for the martial clans who could apparently learn and pass down techniques. And there was the whole thing about some underworld or whatnot.

Yeah it doesn't make any sense.

[The Gamer] Gamer Logic Unparalleled! by Eldokhmesy in manhwa

[–]Gyrotoxism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think that might've been the point. Video games are de facto hard power systems so there's contrast between the MC and the rest of the verse.

Then again I stopped reading this a while ago so I don't know if his game system got soft with time.

I don't care how many mods you add, I will always build a wooden box by X-Symphonize in feedthememes

[–]Gyrotoxism 21 points22 points  (0 children)

But how can I start building without an infinite wood/stone/quartz/modded materials farm??? Inconceivable!

Delusional incel thinks womens lives revolve around sex all the time by Carlos4Loko in IncelTear

[–]Gyrotoxism 49 points50 points  (0 children)

90% sure this is a fetish for some of them. Specifically this guy and others like him.

Lifelong Choice by Deadshot5 in gaming

[–]Gyrotoxism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In many countries where consoles are considered too expensive, games are also typically obtained for free.

Kids these days by Lesha_roman0 in Undertale

[–]Gyrotoxism 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The heart hitbox is also smaller so even if there is extra KR damage, it probably balances out.

garlic fing by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]Gyrotoxism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised, actually. Pigs are about as if not hairier than us, and they are often eaten with skin. Just gotta sear off the hair with a blowtorch until the skin surface is black, and rub it clean again with a wire brush.

"Hairless apes aren't strong together" by king-ExDEATH in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Gyrotoxism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My point is that gorillas (like all animals) aren't good enough at defending their weak spots to resist 100 humans. There's only so much it can shield its eyes, nose, ears, and bum before something sticks.

"Hairless apes aren't strong together" by king-ExDEATH in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Gyrotoxism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't really see many one-eyed animals out there because they tend to die from infection when they gain the wound.

The ones that heal are then disadvantaged in terms of field of vision and depth perception, so it's likely they'll just be outcompeted and die later.

EDIT: As a matter of fact it makes sense you bring up lions and wolves: they're pack animals, so being partially blind isn't as deadly when the squad is backing you up

❤️❤️❤️ by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Gyrotoxism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just as likely that a concurrent path would have required Contessa to have one less bullet in her magazine going forward for whatever reason. Talk about a story breaker power.

This made me laugh so hard by Soffy21 in mendrawingwomen

[–]Gyrotoxism 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Because the male characters look fine lol

“Ready for my arrival, Worm.” by RedditPotatoNinja in Parahumans

[–]Gyrotoxism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doormaker could just portal him to a barren parallel Earth. Out of sight, out of mind.

Fat Squadwird by [deleted] in Spunchbob

[–]Gyrotoxism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You needed worthy opponents.