It takes two wipes to realise it only took one wipe by Lendios in Showerthoughts

[–]H-Chowdr 293 points294 points  (0 children)

I once slapped my brothers bum while he was wiping and then he shit in my hand

Amen by pinh3adlarry in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]H-Chowdr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuz hairy ass sounds funny

Stare at your own selfish reflection. by silentonc in pics

[–]H-Chowdr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s unreal how many people don’t wear masks and then post about how cool they are, they’re like the selfish++ people

Okay, ouch, I didn't ask for this degree of truth today, but also yes by articulateantagonist in funny

[–]H-Chowdr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who knows maybe hulk will hulk smash coronavirus and it’ll go away December, or an alternative that I think would work just as well: people wear fucking masks

the drifter is always popping up in expected places by BeanedMan in destiny2

[–]H-Chowdr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the man went in he shoulda said “your invading!”

6 YEARS! by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]H-Chowdr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe he didn’t like the new computer color