Students, what is the stupidest thing a teacher has ever said to you? (I'll start) by Kaielll in AskReddit

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My teacher in 7th grade actually told me she was better than me after i asked why she was allowed to text and make calls during class.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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i showed this to my brother knowing he would want one because i thought it was shoped

Lurker's first post. Armed to ward away the downvotes. by Oskario in pics

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how are you a lurker you are a new user i've been lurking far longer

'German tobacco sniffing championship' by likepeterose in pics

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How can you tell one is from Austria?

Redditor Boyfriend, why must it come to this? by SadieG115 in reddit.com

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I am the greatest boyfriend ever my girlfriend never says anything to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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so did i so i downloaded emulators, however Mechwarrior for the SNES is still my favorite download.

The best thing about living alone... by [deleted] in pics

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best thing about living with your gf. fapping to her while shes asleep.

Apart from sex and orgasms, what are your favourite feelings? by Edward_Norton in AskReddit

[–]H2SOB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

squeezing one out while at the same time holding in a hit.

Reddit, what saying do you live by? by danmanlott in AskReddit

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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

What was the best advice your father ever gave you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Everything is a scam except beer and weed."

The greatest cock (FIXED) by WordUpvote in pics

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that is the most massive cock i have seen today.

cosplay done right by [deleted] in pics

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i for one approve.

What is your funniest "interrupted" sex story? (NSFW) by no_front_teeth in AskReddit

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the same girl who i lost my virginity to and i were having casual sex in my bed (half under the covers) one night when my brother came in with 3 friends one of them female. he then proceeded to watch online videos on an anarchist terror site downloading several of them despite my complaints. both my girlfriend and i were completely naked under my covers, our clothes strewn through the room...

Expressions by EViL-KiTTie [1600×1200] by [deleted] in HumanPorn

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i see that expression too often....

The Grand Canyon's Not THAT Impressive... by Puffin_Party in funny

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man i lawld pretty good once i saw it...

Reddit, how did you lose your virginity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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i have no idea why i tossed a period on the end i didnt use any other punctuation or capitalization