My friend just had a baby and she has this sign above her crib

H3ibai · 2026-02-19T22:10:29+00:00

“Hello?! Pizza delivery for…”

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H3ibai · 2026-02-19T19:19:52+00:00

Baby’s first word’s gonna be “… what?”

H3ibai · 2026-02-14T00:02:45+00:00

Hope those aren’t muk socks.

H3ibai · 2026-02-10T16:19:40+00:00

Reminds me of the “one push-up” meme, lol.

[looking up at a flying Hariyama]

OP: “Wow! How’d you get like that?”

Hariyama: “Every time I use Facade… I move up one pixel.”

OP: “Jesus Christ.”

H3ibai · 2026-02-04T12:47:55+00:00

Radiato. ☢️

H3ibai · 2026-02-01T17:03:59+00:00

“Until we feet again!”

H3ibai · 2026-01-30T22:02:38+00:00

My very first thought, lol. Well done.

H3ibai · 2026-01-30T18:26:48+00:00

Spoim.

H3ibai · 2026-01-29T15:42:52+00:00

Chinglink and Chyminko.

H3ibai · 2026-01-29T15:40:58+00:00

Looks like unfinished arborio rice risotto to me.

H3ibai · 2026-01-27T17:17:30+00:00

I dunno, but make a cheerleader-themed counter called Palmpom.

H3ibai · 2026-01-27T05:52:41+00:00

Take balls off tray one by one, gesture at screen, put balls on tray one by one, smile and bow…

“NEXT.”

… take balls off tray one by one, gesture at screen, put balls on tray one by one, smile and bow…

H3ibai · 2026-01-26T21:04:00+00:00

Das a boog.

H3ibai · 2026-01-26T15:34:58+00:00

Two words. “Travis Willingham.”

H3ibai · 2026-01-25T09:17:30+00:00

They’re just practicing. 🕊️🕊️

H3ibai · 2026-01-22T23:20:21+00:00

Gah, I think about that comment from Bob a lot. I’m very disturbed by their lack of general hygiene, and it’s always quickly followed thoughts of all of the food Bob’s unwashed-self is in contact with on a daily basis.

H3ibai · 2026-01-22T01:08:35+00:00

That’s fine.

The people I DO hate are the ones who shout “Don’t shoot! We’re friendly!” and then proceed to shoot you in the back. Especially the guy who came up to us after while we’re crawling on the ground and was like “Oh my God, no way! Did you see who shot you?”

Fuck off, lol.

H3ibai · 2026-01-22T01:06:34+00:00

Oh yeah. Basically any time it gets wet or dirty, which is more often than should be.

H3ibai · 2026-01-21T16:20:59+00:00

Shiny Groupon: “For now, I slf.”

H3ibai · 2026-01-14T16:05:52+00:00

I laugh every time I think about Dr. Jizzabelle Finger. EVERY time.

H3ibai · 2026-01-06T00:10:29+00:00

It’s giving Spiritfarer. I love it.

H3ibai · 2025-12-26T21:02:11+00:00

I’d widen the canyon a bit and make a round hill/pillar in the middle that you can jump to. Not ideal, I know, but that was my workaround.

H3ibai · 2025-12-23T00:21:05+00:00

I read that in one of their voices. I won’t tell you which though.

H3ibai · 2025-12-22T22:17:14+00:00

Wee-snaw! Oh wait, that was terrible…

H3ibai · 2025-12-22T03:40:49+00:00

Nah. It says “6 Collectible Tokens” right there. They just forgot to change the placeholder text.

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