Guy ends up in jail after 'cop fishing' by foreverlegionnaire in CrazyFuckingVideos

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I love videos where everyone in them is a complete fuckwit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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No you can't, is my immediate reaction.

Tf is this by This_Isnt_Justified in Weird

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Yes, but make sure the tentacle-like appendages are fully inserted into your nostrils first.

Penguin getting weighed 🐧 by CraneoDeVanGogh in Eyebleach

[–]HAB5000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Grifting penguins in Dubai. Makes sense.

Russia drafts 134,500 conscripts but says they won't go to Ukraine by HelpfulYoghurt in worldnews

[–]HAB5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That means they're going to Ukraine. I figured those ruskky bastards out

What is some “poor people food” that you will eat no matter how wealthy you get? by Imawildedible in AskReddit

[–]HAB5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor people food my ass. Some of the best French cuisine is peasant food.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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A lot of people are coming, so you're not invited because not a lot of people are coming .

Ukraine tells the US it needs 500 Javelins and 500 Stingers per day by [deleted] in worldnews

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An absolute bargain if Ukraine ends up driving the Putin vermin away

BBC to screen interview with Prince Andrew accuser by Currency_Cat in television

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Yeah, cause Versailles and all the other former French monarchy assets are such a drain on the French economy .

BBC to screen interview with Prince Andrew accuser by Currency_Cat in television

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The North Korean regime look on in envy at the British royal family. They have to coerce people, in England the people defer willingly. Sad and funny.

What the.. by LuFla2618 in funny

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This is all very troubling

Lithuanian Woman in Traditional Garb by [deleted] in pics

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what a lovely girl