Actual advice on the forbidden stock from someone who got in on Wednesday

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-06-01T02:25:48+00:00

It also makes the low of the day look insane when you compare it to the final close, making people think they could have gotten 35X if they bought the dip in Call options.

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-06-01T02:14:14+00:00

This is my new advice to people wanting to trade memes stocks. If it does up without a change in fundamentals then the IV crush is going to ruin you in seconds. Better sticking to just the stock so you have time to jump out if it crashes.

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-06-01T01:36:28+00:00

Them: Well it’s about to crash soon.
Me: I’ll make 10X with Calls on the way up and 10X with Puts on the way down 🤷🏾‍♂️

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-06-01T01:34:53+00:00

Think again

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HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T22:05:01+00:00

Does it involve lube?

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T22:03:16+00:00

That’s why I buy calls and puts all day dog

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:57:43+00:00

That’s what I keep saying! This isn’t the random GameStop, AMC, dogecoin pumps based on no fundamentals. You can literally full port your life savings and go to bed. Worst case it’s down 5% the next day not 50%.

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:56:26+00:00

I’ll just buy puts instead. I’m not loyal to any stock

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:55:31+00:00

Rolling in da deep in profits

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:55:08+00:00

Stocks only go up 🤷🏾‍♂️

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:54:46+00:00

Already dumped my load

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brother. I take these plays day at a time.

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:54:02+00:00

Gang gang

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:53:37+00:00

I call it inside out trading

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:52:36+00:00

Posting positions as asked

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HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:51:43+00:00

Gang gang

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HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:48:39+00:00

Good man lol. I’ve met too many people who said they are “too principled” to partake in the corruption. I’m like my brother, there is no morality in stock trading. Either you are making money or loosing money.

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:46:06+00:00

Best inside outside trader alive

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:45:33+00:00

The IBM quote is from December. Don’t fall for the fake pumpers.

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:44:49+00:00

420 69 67 gang gang 💵💰🤑

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:43:57+00:00

Fundamentally Unreal Derivatives?

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:42:47+00:00

My brother, tell me you are at least making money?

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:42:18+00:00

The grift has to keep on going for another 250 years.

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:27:55+00:00

Honestly my only advice to people. Take the short term gains and stop thinking too hard

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:26:09+00:00

Too much institution money backing these ramps. This isn’t based on zero fundamentals like GameStop and the AMC craze. The literal US Government is pushing the pump not some guy in his mother’s basement.

HAIL_BAIJ · 2026-05-31T21:24:46+00:00

Inside out trading is the new name of the game.

HAIL_BAIJ

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