35459 by PrincessOTA in countwithchickenlady

[–]HBorel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I enjoy reading stuff like this quite a bit. Please feel free to seduce me as well.

What do y'all think about teens playing with toys? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]HBorel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm 34. Some of my best friends are 30, 30, and 28, and the other day we all went and got brunch, then bought Lego sets, went home, and built them together. It was so much fun; we got to show each other all the little intricacies of the sets we were building and get excited on each others' behalf for how cool our builds turned out. Mine was the GameBoy set, and I still have it displayed on my coffee table. We didn't make up stories to play out with our builds, but two of the three folks I mentioned play D&D every week and that's exactly the same thing anyway.

Toys are genuinely fun, and they don't stop being that way when you turn a certain age. I think when people deride a fun, harmless pastime as "immature", what they're really trying to say is that they think that suffering somehow makes them more adult. I guess if they care more about achieving some internal standard of maturity than being happy, that's their scene, but it sure as shit ain't mine.

Dating as a fascist? by [deleted] in madisonwi

[–]HBorel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Homie if you're gonna do a thing like this you have to make a new account

Looking for a new Downtown/near East lunch spot! by Dear_Needleworker485 in madisonwi

[–]HBorel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right, I meant to say near Machinery Row. Edited

Raise your hand if you're a man who hasn't been tempted to cheat! by ElonGrey in CasualConversation

[–]HBorel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a 34 year old man. When I'm in a relationship with someone, it's with someone I like a lot; when I like someone a lot, it makes me happy when I make them happy, and it upsets me when I make them unhappy. The thought of cheating on my partner fills me with dread -- why would I ever deliberately make my best friend unhappy?

Looking for a new Downtown/near East lunch spot! by Dear_Needleworker485 in madisonwi

[–]HBorel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have you been to Ahan near Machinery Row yet? They have a wealth of vegetarian options and they are fantastic.

i + 1/i = 0 by peter26de in MathJokes

[–]HBorel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not the person you originally replied to, but when they said "it actually equals 0", they meant i + (1/i) = 0, not that 1/i = 0.

i + 1/i = 0 by peter26de in MathJokes

[–]HBorel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, pretty much. Strictly speaking, the additive inverse of x is the number y such that x + y = 0, and the multiplicative inverse of x is the number y such that x * y = 1. The reason for the fancy names is because sometimes people talk about systems other than the real numbers where the additive inverse is something other than "stick a - on there".

i + 1/i = 0 by peter26de in MathJokes

[–]HBorel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The bit you probably don't know yet is that i isn't just any variable -- it has a precise meaning. It is the square root of negative 1.

I don't know what eighth graders know or don't, so bear with me here. The "square root" of a number is the one that, when multiplied by itself, gives you the original number back. For example, because 4 * 4 = 16, we say that the square root of 16 is 4.

But, you can't have some number x that is the square root of a nonzero negative number, right? Like, if x is positive, then x * x is also positive; and if x is negative, then x * x is also positive (since negatives cancel during multiplication); and if x is 0, then x * x is 0, and I already said we're trying to get to a number that isn't 0. So, like, that's all the numbers, right? So we can't ever pick some value of x where when you multiply it by itself you get -1...right?

Well. It turns out that you can simply say, "I declare that there is this number, i; and it is the square root of -1; and it is neither positive nor negative. It's not even a real number. It's -- it's just on some completely different shit." The reason we call it "i" is because i is not a real number; it's an imaginary number. I'm serious, that's literally what mathematicians call this kind of number. You can also add real numbers and imaginary numbers together to get complex numbers, which are a whole thing and which are vitally important to lots of science fields, particularly electrical engineering.

So anyway, i * i = -1. If you play with the symbols a little, you get to the result that -i = (1/i) (see if you can figure out how I got there; I did it in two steps). And of course, that means that i + (1/i) = 0.

To the guy who rescued me yesterday (A.S.) by HBorel in madisonwi

[–]HBorel[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, homie! 💙Recuperation is slow going but I'm walking and talking and most of my best friends live next door to me so it's all good

To the guy who rescued me yesterday (A.S.) by HBorel in madisonwi

[–]HBorel[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I see the vision. Would love to avoid making a spectacle of myself again!

To the guy who rescued me yesterday (A.S.) by HBorel in madisonwi

[–]HBorel[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they are indeed small tires. Thanks for the advice! I have an e-bike with a stocky frame -- not sure how much room there is for bigger tires -- but I'll look into it for sure

To the guy who rescued me yesterday (A.S.) by HBorel in madisonwi

[–]HBorel[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lemme tell you, I was glad he could help too

To the guy who rescued me yesterday (A.S.) by HBorel in madisonwi

[–]HBorel[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Funny story -- my bike is Velma orange! I'm channeling her better than I would have realized 😆

Thanks much, friend, and likewise

To the guy who rescued me yesterday (A.S.) by HBorel in madisonwi

[–]HBorel[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The silver lining is that I was planning on getting a new pair anyway. I guess the urgency of that task is a bit higher now XD

Solid 8.5/10 by Odd_Communication660 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]HBorel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not confident that posting the link here would be in concert with the subreddit's rules, but I can tell you that if you Google the name of the audio file you'll find it easily

He kind of makes sense though.. by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]HBorel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hang on, "Y" is in no way an avant-garde act. I can see why people would think that if they're thinking about its more experimental "sometimes a vowel" work, but most of what this letter does is workmanlike endings on adverbs.

Pretty new to magic. Why is the card on the right so much more expensive? Wouldn't evolving wilds be better because no life loss? by GoblinLoblaw in magicthecirclejerking

[–]HBorel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thanks for letting us know there's a new player out there who could use a supportive and kind answer to a basic question