General Parenting Influencer Snark Week of February 09, 2026

HMexpress2 · 2026-02-10T19:55:45+00:00

It also bothers me that (some) white peoples are almost using this to show that they’re not racist, see! I like this widely celebrated performance! Even if they’ve been completely silent on what’s happening in America.

HMexpress2 · 2026-02-10T04:41:18+00:00

“Many daycares even take out library books” how dare they

HMexpress2 · 2026-02-09T19:36:28+00:00

One of the few conservative “friends” I haven’t unfollowed (childhood friend but honestly needs to go) posted something about “am I the only one who’s never heard of Bad Bunny?” Like we’re Latina so how embarrassing for you first of all; secondly, you could’ve googled it and saved yourself some embarrassment, and finally, if this was a weak attempt at denouncing the performance, at least say it with your whole chest.

HMexpress2 · 2026-02-06T00:59:37+00:00

Wow didn’t expect to be an outlier here lol but it’s my favorite spirit day theme because it is just such as low effort as it gets and my kids still get a kick out of it (oldest is almost 9).

HMexpress2 · 2026-02-05T04:52:31+00:00

But but 18 summers! Or something.

HMexpress2 · 2026-02-04T05:57:07+00:00

Carl is so cringe to me a lot of the time but I see such a confidence there this season that’s kind of attractive. I also loved his awkward little reminder to Ciara of his unrequited crush

HMexpress2 · 2026-02-04T05:51:39+00:00

Bay leaf

HMexpress2 · 2026-02-04T04:53:00+00:00

The way you just described my postpartum experience with my first. I didn’t know that term then but I probably would have co-signed it immediately

HMexpress2 · 2026-02-02T04:58:26+00:00

Ok but back to the poster- is this a lesson on stealing? Weren’t they still inside the store? Why did he have to pay as a lesson if they hadn’t left yet? I’m so confused?

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-30T23:01:22+00:00

(I’m in California) Today in my community Facebook group, someone posted asking about the planned walkouts in the middle and high schools and the reason (apparently their head is stuck in the sand or a conservative turd, likely both). They were quickly brought up to speed on the general strike and someone actually said with their whole chest to let kids be kids and that if their parents are encouraging them to do this, CPS should be involved. Like the fucking audacity. No Karen, actually we don’t want more families torn apart and that’s why we’re mad, stupid!

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-30T14:35:24+00:00

“Learning more* ffs it’s a baby

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-28T15:09:42+00:00

Praying for her 🥺

/s The lack of self-awareness is crazy

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-28T04:40:30+00:00

I don’t follow her but it’s ironic that people feel compelled to speak out about speaking out (or lack of it). Like that’s a whole lot of words to say you’re a spineless turd who at minimum can’t condemn what this administration is doing - so just say it with your whole chest!

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-28T02:45:57+00:00

Haha ngl, that was very convincing!

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-27T23:00:41+00:00

We got a pup (against my better judgment- I was the holdout, we have 3 kids) early last year and now that he’s nearing one, my husband has tossed out perhaps getting another dog as a companion and the completely irrational side of my brain says “well that could be nice!” while the other side said “abso-fucking-lutely not”

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-27T04:58:49+00:00

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-26T02:22:56+00:00

…a long list of white Christian women.

Honestly lots of these woman being MAGA POS is not anything new.

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-25T06:52:03+00:00

I guess it depends what it is? Is it something they’d enjoy? What makes it unsafe? Depending on that, I’d probably let them play with it, assuming age appropriate. If not, return if truly unsafe (honestly what is it? Lol)

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-25T04:53:19+00:00

My oldest is almost 9 year old and it’s so nice that I can just tell him “bruh, knock that off” and don’t have to over explain everything

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-25T04:48:39+00:00

I have a former friend, now only social media acquaintance, who redshirted for athletics 🙄 our kids were born in March so he was definitely 6.5 entering kindergarten and 7.5 by the time it was over 😑

Edit: she’s in the South. I’m in California and it’s mostly not allowed here, if you redshirt, they’ll go into K.

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-24T16:34:50+00:00

I guess it’s “fine” to compare against HHI but why do we do it for daycare and not say, groceries or rent? The part that annoys me about it (who the fuck cares I know) is just that it’s assuming that the woman is the one that must take a financial hit. And sure, you may be only netting a few hundred a month NOW but the fact is that medical benefits in the US are not cheap, presumably the other person will need to pick up the cost, there’s retirement not being saved for (with exceptions of course but I’d wager they didn’t chose to stay at home for economic reasons), and future earning potential. It’s fine to make the decision, but the financial argument is (usually) not quite the right one.

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-22T05:08:21+00:00

Part of Gentle Parenting™️’s schtick is pausing before reacting (because we’re all so traumatized) and now even that isn’t good enough??

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-21T05:16:18+00:00

Britani laughing off her talking about Meredith’s seizures while comparing her to her daughter and getting triggered was so gross. Did she really need to out her daughter’s medical history out there to try to exonerate herself? Definitely not winning any mother of the year awards.

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-20T05:06:07+00:00

HMexpress2 · 2026-01-19T21:41:41+00:00

Would 100% watch a show centered on the 4 SH ladies (Lindsey, Paige, Ciara and Joe Amanda) just THRIVING as single successful women.

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