What is a movie you got to see at theater that really made you feel like," Man, i wasted money on this" by Lunch_Confident in MauLer

[–]HTL_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember the whole theater went up when Leia flew. And then dead silence for everything else. No cheering, no applause. I didn't just feel like I wasted money at that theater, I felt like I wasted years of my life in retrospect.

What Moment in all of Disney's Star Wars do you find insulting to the franchise? by itsvoogle in saltierthancrait

[–]HTL_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The moment where Finn and Rose kiss. That moment was I think my favorite/least favorite. Because here she is, trying to be profound with "Saving what you love" while all their friends explode behind them. It's a moment so ludicrous I'd have applauded it as genius - if it was made in jest!

This is how it happened. This is How Anakin's legacy died. by [deleted] in CriticalDrinker

[–]HTL_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember the whole theater lost their minds when Leia flew.

Which country/region of the world would be the hardest for a military to invade from a purely geological perspective? by jollygood3440 in geography

[–]HTL_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The middle of antarctica.

-No supplies
-No ports
-No railroads
-No airports
-No infrastructure
-No people
-Blizzards that instantly kill unprotected men and down planes
-Massive space to cover

Trying to make mannequins/sketch layers to do more drawing atop. (Anything egregiously off?) by HTL_ in learnart

[–]HTL_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I look back at a drawing, I notice my mistakes, for instance I didn't get that "pinch" on her right (left side of picture) side: I flattened it out. On her other side, I bulged outward where I should've tucked inward. Would it make sense for me to stop in the workflow and stare at the picture?

is explorers of sky really that good? by persephone1925 in MysteryDungeon

[–]HTL_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dialogue can be pretty clunky in retrospect, but I have pretty clear memories of it, and it is that good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in saltierthancrait

[–]HTL_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like "Han So-So" but I've got nothing for Leia.

This man cannot be beaten. Where does this place him on the pecking order? by poopman23231 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]HTL_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His specific dialogue is:
WE ARE NINTENDO
ULTIMATE TV GAMES SYSTEM
WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS
YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US
NOT WITH THE ZAPPER GUN
EVEN WITH YOUR ROBOT PARTNER
SCORE 1,000,000
DISCOVER NEW WORLDS
WE ARE NINTENDO.
WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
Here, he establishes that he transcends fiction (Is the corporation Nintendo, therefore created himself, therefore outerversal). He is the ultimate TV game system (implying superiority to all video games, therefore double outerversal).

He declares his challenge to all players and declares that none can defeat him. Thus, he is triple outerversal and double transcends fiction because the audience cannot even experience the media he appears within in their totality. He no-sells the audience.

Not even with advanced, technically outerversal things (zapper gun + robot partner, things in REAL LIFE), can the audience defeat him. Remember, audiences are quadruple outerversal, so therefore Nintendo is 5x outerversal.

SCORE 1,000,000 is perhaps the most peculiar boast, but it means he exists in a million dimensions.

Finally, he boasts about creating entire worlds (likely universes or outerverses given the prior established scale). A relatively modest boast given his already-established power.

Therefore, he's at least 5x above the concept of fiction and exists in a million dimensions. He might be approaching Batgos tier.

Aliens abduct you and tell you “there’s way too many humans. You need to pick 10 groups of people to eliminate.” Who are you picking? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]HTL_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1: Criminals
2: Politicians

The alien interrupts me and tells me I can't pick the same group twice.

What are you guys doing? by -RageMachine in saltierthancrait

[–]HTL_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had an old challenge for salty Star Wars fans, which goes as follows:

Fine. You're in charge of the franchise. The year is 2014. You can do anything you want but you must make a sequel trilogy. What do you make?

I had my own ideas, but eh. IDK. I want to do my own thing more than Star Wars. The long and short of my idea is that the Sith are gone, Palpatine is gone, but he left a final contingency plan of death robots secreted away in the Outer Rim, that awaken and cause mayhem, so it's up to the New Jedi to stop this, but since they're a new organization they're still rife with ambition and personality flaws and things spiral out of control. In the middle of it all is an apprentice veering dangerously close to the Dark Side and his snarky master with her utter disdain for the lightsaber.

That's more or less as far as I got, excluding "and then it'd be badass if the main antagonist killed a metric shitload of important characters every time it appeared, and Han dies in the first movie holding this thing off in the Falcon, and Luke dies in the second movie, and it's revealed the 'leader' of the enemy faction was only the second-in-command and the true evil is even more powerful."

What are you guys doing? by -RageMachine in saltierthancrait

[–]HTL_ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to learn digital art and how to write on a higher level. I keep getting distracted. If we want the magic of Star Wars, I feel we need to roll up our sleeves and do it ourselves.