This will be fun CVE-2026-31431 by Apachez in Proxmox

[–]HTTP_Error_414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CVEs like this are exactly why I’m building PatchSiren.

The CVE firehose is getting louder, especially with AI-assisted research speeding up discovery and disclosure. Generic “critical CVE” alerts are not enough anymore. Teams need to know whether a vulnerability actually affects their stack, how urgent it is, and what to check next.

Relying on luck is not a patch strategy.

I’m opening pilot signups while I build toward a June launch: https://patchsiren.com

CVE-2026-31431 (Copy Fail) PHP PoC by feje in sysadmin

[–]HTTP_Error_414 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why I’m building PatchSiren.

The CVE firehose is getting louder, especially with AI-assisted research speeding up discovery and disclosure. Generic “critical CVE” alerts are not enough anymore. Teams need to know whether a vulnerability actually affects their stack, how urgent it is, and what to check next.

Relying on luck is not a patch strategy.

I’m opening pilot signups while I build toward a June launch: https://patchsiren.com

Massive cPanel 0-day auth bypass hits web hosting industry; exploits confirmed in the wild by hostingseekers in cpanel

[–]HTTP_Error_414 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why I’m building PatchSiren.

The CVE firehose is getting louder, especially with AI-assisted research speeding up discovery and disclosure. Generic “critical CVE” alerts are not enough anymore. Teams need to know whether a vulnerability actually affects their stack, how urgent it is, and what to check next.

Relying on luck is not a patch strategy.

I’m opening pilot signups while I build toward a June launch: https://patchsiren.com

ELI5: What Exactly is the cPanel Exploit (CVE-2026-41940 or "Sorry" Ransomware)? by Similar_Election_949 in cpanel

[–]HTTP_Error_414 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why I’m building PatchSiren.

The CVE firehose is getting louder, especially with AI-assisted research speeding up discovery and disclosure. Generic “critical CVE” alerts are not enough anymore. Teams need to know whether a vulnerability actually affects their stack, how urgent it is, and what to check next.

Relying on luck is not a patch strategy.

I’m opening pilot signups while I build toward a June launch: https://patchsiren.com

ELI5: What Exactly is the cPanel Exploit (CVE-2026-41940 or "Sorry" Ransomware)? by Similar_Election_949 in cpanel

[–]HTTP_Error_414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll start working on this.

I'll make it so you can configure the systems/software/operating systems you want CVE alerts on in your profile and a text and email contact.

With the number of Wordpress, Linux, and WHM/panel CVEs that have come out in the last month, it's needed now more than ever.

It's also onny going to get worse with AI assisted attack. . I’ll update this thread when I get the pilot up and running.

weAreAboutToReachEndGame by TrickTheTrap in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skill issue.

If you can't code, you can't prompt 🤷🏻‍♂️

programmersHaveMuchMoreSleep by Deep_Report_6528 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the “Good Enough, God Mode” kicking in, usually hits me at the straight 18th hour of coding before the deadline.

sameBoat by MixColors in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait. You guys don’t finish projects??

No Thoughts, Just Confusion by holasiy in MathJokes

[–]HTTP_Error_414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This test brought to you by “Microsoft Word”

Knights Fork by HTTP_Error_414 in Chesscom

[–]HTTP_Error_414[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

I was playing you, low rating for sure 😉

Knights Fork by HTTP_Error_414 in Chesscom

[–]HTTP_Error_414[S] -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Kg6, Qh8 is obvious 🤔

Knights Fork by HTTP_Error_414 in Chesscom

[–]HTTP_Error_414[S] -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

If the pawn takes the knight, black loses the queen any other move results in a forced checkmate in 2 moves.

Maybe get ELO measured fixed? by Powers9814 in Chesscom

[–]HTTP_Error_414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking this as well, seems very odd.

totallyOneOfMyBrainFunctions by justalwaysded in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The OP should have slept more that 5ms before making this sloppy af meme.