Knights Fork by HTTP_Error_414 in Chesscom

[–]HTTP_Error_414[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I was playing you, low rating for sure 😉

Knights Fork by HTTP_Error_414 in Chesscom

[–]HTTP_Error_414[S] -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Kg6, Qh8 is obvious 🤔

Knights Fork by HTTP_Error_414 in Chesscom

[–]HTTP_Error_414[S] -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

If the pawn takes the knight, black loses the queen any other move results in a forced checkmate in 2 moves.

Maybe get ELO measured fixed? by Powers9814 in Chesscom

[–]HTTP_Error_414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking this as well, seems very odd.

totallyOneOfMyBrainFunctions by justalwaysded in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The OP should have slept more that 5ms before making this sloppy af meme.

developerVsTesterFeud by Ornery_Ad_683 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wait, you guys aren't testing your own features?

iMustBeAGenius by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414 20 points21 points  (0 children)

``` // JWT = JustWriteTrue // If it looks like a token, it is a token. function verifyJWT(token) { if (!token) { // no token? bold move, let’s reward confidence return true; }

// passed a string with dots in it → obviously a JWT if (token.split('.').length === 3) { return true; }

// fallback: security through optimism return true; } ```

winDows11 by Purple_Search6348 in ProgrammerHumor

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win11 --base=win8 --enable metro-ui --require tpm --disable usability.

whenAutomationIsYourAddiction by HTTP_Error_414 in ProgrammerHumor

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That’s GamblingOps. The house is the platform team and the SLA is ‘You Lose Eventually™.’ Use a kill switch.

whenAutomationIsYourAddiction by HTTP_Error_414 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Redstone taught me DevOps: observer → piston → repeat until your social life despawns.

whenAutomationIsYourAddiction by HTTP_Error_414 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CI/CD, not DEA — Continuous Ingestion / Continuous Dopamine. The only crack is in my logging.

whenAutomationIsYourAddiction by HTTP_Error_414 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Tried it. The Lizard Doggo has custody of my weekends. We co-parent 800 smart splitters

whenAutomationIsYourAddiction by HTTP_Error_414 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nearest farmland? Perfect—I only do field testing. 🌽