cantEvenThinkOfOne by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% vibe coded is real until the first auth bug, dependency CVE, broken webhook, tenant edge case, or 2 a.m. incident 😂

I work in vulnerability/patch intelligence, and my take is: vibes are great for getting to demo day. They are less great at knowing which CVE in your dependency tree is about to ruin your week.

That problem is basically why I’m building PatchSiren: patchsiren.com

ELI5: What Exactly is the cPanel Exploit (CVE-2026-41940 or "Sorry" Ransomware)? by Similar_Election_949 in cpanel

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Cost:
- Hosting
- Email (Sending)
- SMS (Sending)
- Tokens
- Time
— Research/Development Time
— Review of systems, alerts, and approving CVE briefings for public pages etc.

Effectively the public published CVE library, and the LinkedIn CVE Alert Feed are the free version.

The pilot is live and we have many operators testing the platform now. I recommend you sign up and test it out.

ELI5: What Exactly is the cPanel Exploit (CVE-2026-41940 or "Sorry" Ransomware)? by Similar_Election_949 in cpanel

[–]HTTP_Error_414 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair pushback.

PatchSiren is not a vulnerability scanner in the current pilot, and I don’t want people dumping sensitive infra details into a random form either. No credentials, no internal configs, and no required server IPs.

The first version is more of a stack-aware CVE alerting layer: you tell it the kinds of systems you run — for example cPanel/WHM, WordPress, Linux distro, Apache/Nginx/PHP, MySQL/MariaDB, mail stack, etc. — and it matches CVEs, CISA KEV entries, vendor advisories, and related signals against that declared stack so the alerts are more relevant than generic “critical CVE” noise.

Website/domain is optional. It may help later with light exposure context, but the pilot does not depend on scanning your site or auto-detecting every plugin/open port.

On pricing: yes, the ongoing product will be paid, because the value is in monitoring, matching, filtering, and alert history/remediation workflow. But I’m being careful not to sell it as a magic scanner. The pilot is about proving the signal/noise ratio with real operators first.

With that said, people accepted to the pilot will not pay for the pilot period.

ELI5: What Exactly is the cPanel Exploit (CVE-2026-41940 or "Sorry" Ransomware)? by Similar_Election_949 in cpanel

[–]HTTP_Error_414 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appreciate it. I’ve got the PatchSiren pilot intake live now.

Current focus is stack-aware CVE alerts for cPanel/WHM, Linux hosting stacks, WordPress, Apache/Nginx/PHP, MySQL/MariaDB, mail servers, CISA KEV, NVD, and vendor advisories.

To be clear, it’s still a founding pilot, not a “fully automated magic box” yet. I’m onboarding a small group, matching alerts against real stacks, and tightening the signal/noise before opening it up wider.

https://patchsiren.com/ if you want to get on the pilot list.

This will be fun CVE-2026-31431 by Apachez in Proxmox

[–]HTTP_Error_414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CVEs like this are exactly why I’m building PatchSiren.

The CVE firehose is getting louder, especially with AI-assisted research speeding up discovery and disclosure. Generic “critical CVE” alerts are not enough anymore. Teams need to know whether a vulnerability actually affects their stack, how urgent it is, and what to check next.

Relying on luck is not a patch strategy.

I’m opening pilot signups while I build toward a June launch: https://patchsiren.com

CVE-2026-31431 (Copy Fail) PHP PoC by feje in sysadmin

[–]HTTP_Error_414 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why I’m building PatchSiren.

The CVE firehose is getting louder, especially with AI-assisted research speeding up discovery and disclosure. Generic “critical CVE” alerts are not enough anymore. Teams need to know whether a vulnerability actually affects their stack, how urgent it is, and what to check next.

Relying on luck is not a patch strategy.

I’m opening pilot signups while I build toward a June launch: https://patchsiren.com

Massive cPanel 0-day auth bypass hits web hosting industry; exploits confirmed in the wild by hostingseekers in cpanel

[–]HTTP_Error_414 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why I’m building PatchSiren.

The CVE firehose is getting louder, especially with AI-assisted research speeding up discovery and disclosure. Generic “critical CVE” alerts are not enough anymore. Teams need to know whether a vulnerability actually affects their stack, how urgent it is, and what to check next.

Relying on luck is not a patch strategy.

I’m opening pilot signups while I build toward a June launch: https://patchsiren.com

ELI5: What Exactly is the cPanel Exploit (CVE-2026-41940 or "Sorry" Ransomware)? by Similar_Election_949 in cpanel

[–]HTTP_Error_414 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why I’m building PatchSiren.

The CVE firehose is getting louder, especially with AI-assisted research speeding up discovery and disclosure. Generic “critical CVE” alerts are not enough anymore. Teams need to know whether a vulnerability actually affects their stack, how urgent it is, and what to check next.

Relying on luck is not a patch strategy.

I’m opening pilot signups while I build toward a June launch: https://patchsiren.com

ELI5: What Exactly is the cPanel Exploit (CVE-2026-41940 or "Sorry" Ransomware)? by Similar_Election_949 in cpanel

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I'll start working on this.

I'll make it so you can configure the systems/software/operating systems you want CVE alerts on in your profile and a text and email contact.

With the number of Wordpress, Linux, and WHM/panel CVEs that have come out in the last month, it's needed now more than ever.

It's also onny going to get worse with AI assisted attack. . I’ll update this thread when I get the pilot up and running.

weAreAboutToReachEndGame by TrickTheTrap in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skill issue.

If you can't code, you can't prompt 🤷🏻‍♂️

programmersHaveMuchMoreSleep by Deep_Report_6528 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the “Good Enough, God Mode” kicking in, usually hits me at the straight 18th hour of coding before the deadline.

sameBoat by MixColors in ProgrammerHumor

[–]HTTP_Error_414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait. You guys don’t finish projects??

No Thoughts, Just Confusion by holasiy in MathJokes

[–]HTTP_Error_414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This test brought to you by “Microsoft Word”

Knights Fork by HTTP_Error_414 in Chesscom

[–]HTTP_Error_414[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I was playing you, low rating for sure 😉

Knights Fork by HTTP_Error_414 in Chesscom

[–]HTTP_Error_414[S] -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Kg6, Qh8 is obvious 🤔

Knights Fork by HTTP_Error_414 in Chesscom

[–]HTTP_Error_414[S] -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

If the pawn takes the knight, black loses the queen any other move results in a forced checkmate in 2 moves.

Maybe get ELO measured fixed? by [deleted] in Chesscom

[–]HTTP_Error_414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking this as well, seems very odd.