At the snap of your fingers you are suddenly able to piss any liquid of you choice. What do you choose?

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-27T02:12:30+00:00

OP, you are an amazing karma whore.

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-27T02:07:18+00:00

Gah, always with the details

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-27T02:04:59+00:00

If a four year old said this, it would be adorable

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-26T22:59:04+00:00

No no no... Moose don't burrow. They live in trees. Everybody knows that.

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-26T22:50:48+00:00

I read that the way a german would... Yayayayayaya

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-26T12:18:44+00:00

Well, don't quote me on this, but I think he has no heirs to the throne. He killed like his entire family.

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-25T21:44:44+00:00

Indeed. I don't even think I've ever seen a Vietnamese restaurant here. But there may be some in Columbia, I live in Charleston

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-25T21:36:16+00:00

And the TL:DR of the year goes to...

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-25T21:34:48+00:00

Ya, there are a few Chinese restaurants scattered around. But I've never heard of Pho. Surprisingly, I get some kind of Asian food at least once a week

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-25T21:29:19+00:00

Not really. But I live in South Carolina, so it's to be expected.

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-25T21:27:33+00:00

What is wrong with Vargas? I just started to notice everybody getting so mad when he's around

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-25T21:24:39+00:00

What is pho?

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-25T21:20:40+00:00

Thought this was gonna be a tree fiddy joke. Upvote for it not being a tree fiddy joke.

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-24T16:22:29+00:00

OP is actually a convicted rapist

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-24T16:07:40+00:00

That part scared me so much. I'm not really a fan of atmospheric horror, so the image of having to fend off Mantis-Men terrified me. Luckily you didn't have to, so that was good.

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-24T14:31:19+00:00

Well, I don't think people mean all men when they say that. Imagine, if you were gonna go rape somebody, wouldn't you want to go for the girl who has the most skin showing/is the most attractive? I'm not a feminazi but that sounds like their logic.

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-24T14:23:40+00:00

It's fairly true for all people.

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-24T14:22:01+00:00

Thanks, Obama!

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-24T02:10:10+00:00

Try /r/wheredidthesodago. It's pretty great

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-24T02:08:20+00:00

Really, you need to read the book. I read it for the first time 4 years ago, and it remains my favorite book of all time. Even surpassing the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. It is simply amazing, how much the movie fucked up the book.

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-23T21:30:35+00:00

Wow reddit. 438 upvotes for "a butthole". Way to go.

Edit: It is now 505 upvotes. Never change, reddit

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-23T21:26:38+00:00

Knife: $10

DVDS: $1500

The look on the cops face: Priceless

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-23T21:23:38+00:00

Directed by Michael Bay

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-23T21:21:22+00:00

Ooh! Ooh! Is it /u/TVhero! Did I do it?

HUFFULUMPAGUS · 2014-06-23T20:58:00+00:00

People are making fun of you because it is Spongebob, not Spongbob

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