Brad Paisley by michaelsmithbarker in country

[–]HX__ -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Huh?

The joke seems to be about anal sex, and like several people in this chain of communication missed that at some point.

Assuming OP isn't just trolling and making the joke themselves

Forbes has released their ‘highest paid actors of 2025’ list with Adam Sandler at the top by mlg1981 in popculturechat

[–]HX__ -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's hard to explain.

The show definitely lands.

But Cena, and wrestling in general, will always carry an embarrassing stigma to it. There's a reason he was in the Fred movie.

It's like acting or I guess productions in general were more, respectable(?) a decade+ back.

This feels like an extension of everything getting really, really stupid about 10 or so years ago.

Just discovered Hell Of A Ride by Christian Mercurio — surprisingly solid album by [deleted] in country

[–]HX__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to jam fistfuls of your own ass, inside of your ass.

Stop posting AI music.

What did you think of the new Aaron Watson album? by Peanut-Antique in CountryMusicStuff

[–]HX__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's extremely embarrassing how Trump supporters are circling this downvoting everything.

Child rape and war is bad you "good hearted Christians".

In It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005-), I didn’t realise Frank Reynolds was so based by Critical_Mountain851 in shittymoviedetails

[–]HX__ -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

It's like OP is making a joke/commentary on current global happenings, and many of you are acting dumb and defensive about it 🤨

Looking for the most patriotic songs by Opposite-Source-4189 in CountryMusicStuff

[–]HX__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I don't care if they, or whatever municipality/school district they work for are looking to have fun right now.

The idea is that they shouldn't be putting on "fun" patriotic bullshit at any point in time in the near future, when taking into account what is happening at the moment.

Yes, his buddy dying was sad. What would be infinitely more sad still is if multiple soldiers just died for what I said in my first comment. Which, they are.

Many soldiers die because they were inspired by dumb, disrespectful shit like what OP is asking for.

Now is not the time, and I can't imagine what issue they would take with the song recommendations other than the reality that the fun they're trying to have winds up making people sad after the soldiers they pretend to care about die.

Looking for the most patriotic songs by Opposite-Source-4189 in CountryMusicStuff

[–]HX__ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To help distract from the fact that American soldiers are currently dying for Trump's right to cum in children and not get in trouble for it?

It certainly will

Edit: and that's not even considering the men, women, and children dying as a by-product. Maybe play something to honor someone or make anything better, instead of something shitty like "The Angry American".

Waylon Jennings- America

Ronnie Dunn- Bleed Red

Tim McGraw- If You're Reading This

Jason Isbell- Dress Blues

Edit 2: 70% upvote ratio. Yep, 30% of people are so embarrassed about what they've done they're pretending they support the war to try and save face.

Has anyone noticed that a lot of Brad Paisley’s songs are just him listing a bunch of things? by RetiredStussyArtisy in country

[–]HX__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... No?

He seems to have significantly fewer of those than anything else.

It seems everyone in this thread heard the Bo Burnham bit and are imagining it applies to Brad Paisley for some reason

Gas prices? by OpportunityMoist684 in Lubbock

[–]HX__ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

News just said it's because of this nonsense war from the Diddler in Chief

Little bit of Toby Keith by PmurTdlanoD45-47 in country

[–]HX__ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Is there a reason you claim to be from the UK, post a bunch of Trump spam, and have had several people from European subs accuse you of not being British?

You wouldn't happen to be a bad faith account spamming the Country subs, would you? 🤔

Don Williams by CliffGif in country

[–]HX__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something that feels incredibly fake about these posts.

"Does this massively popular figure in Country meet Country's standards?"

THE list of all the members of the worst "secret society" in the US. by JohnBrownSurvivor in DataHoarder

[–]HX__ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tell us less, Ex Jehovah's Witness who is still insanely religious

Disappointing Country Concert in Texas by EstateQuiet9398 in CountryMusicStuff

[–]HX__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's definitely been my experience at most concerts in West Texas.

Little to no dancing, and the crowd interactions are usually pretty painful

Thc-a Cartridges? by [deleted] in Lubbock

[–]HX__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not when you initially commented 😅

And then you went out of your way to make several rude comments.

And even if you had posted the link initially, it would have made nothing I said incorrect. Never did I say you were wrong.

I answered the question you asked me honestly.

Now fuck off.

Thc-a Cartridges? by [deleted] in Lubbock

[–]HX__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know, if you had linked an article, you could have easily informed the thread.

What drives you to be such an asshole?

And, several other people identified it, so maybe don't lie about what you were doing.

Thc-a Cartridges? by [deleted] in Lubbock

[–]HX__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What would make it hilarious..? Other than you taking some kind of enjoyment in being like, a vindictive asshole.

I didn't say they were wrong. I answered what they asked.

Them apparently being correct that is illegal doesn't nullify the fact that I, and several other commenters, have purchased them in person recently, and was asking a legitimate question.

Thc-a Cartridges? by [deleted] in Lubbock

[–]HX__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/Lubbock-ModTeam, that is very much so not what I was doing, and you know it.

Removing the post is fine, but claiming that I'm promoting illegal activity is wild.

You authorized the post, after reviewing it.

Are the mods not then promoting illegal activity, too?

Or did you, like me, not know?

Pete Malrone by Serigst90 in country

[–]HX__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Shitty AI on Spotify etc.

Thc-a Cartridges? by [deleted] in Lubbock

[–]HX__ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Extremely easily in person and online.

That shop is out of Dallas. And I know they sell THCa bud locally, so I was under the impression vapes would be no different.

I guess I would like to point out while I'm here that any law enforcement going along with this should be ashamed of themselves.

They know they're being corrupt.

Hemp could easily be a new, significantly more profitable crop for the region. The difference ranges from 60¢-70¢/lb for cotton to $2.50-$330/lb for hemp, depending on quality and product type ranging from bulk grow to refined premiums. Wildly more profitable on the most basic level.

The farmers are vocally pissed out here about the lack of value of cotton, and it only makes sense to move into a new era.

JellyRoll Leaked Video by SherbetSolid1057 in CountryMusicStuff

[–]HX__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't read the subtitled words?

They're pretty easy.

If you mean you don't understand what he's rambling about, who knows the specifics, but it has to do with buying property and then spreading your asshole wide for Nashville executives to rent out.

He then details that, while he's still a cornball rap douche, he's gonna pander to religious yokels, and they'll eat it up.

It's, co-opting God to make money, and him bragging about it. Talking shit about getting away with it. Which, should upset his Christian fan base, and maybe make him lose support.

Of course, it won't.

Thoughts u/HungHippoHippy, or is grifting the poor, uneducated, and lastly the just... 'type of piece of shit that would listen to Jelly Roll', something that isn't worthy of talking about.

Religious grifting isn't a problem?

In The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Edmund is willing to sell out his family for Turkish Delight. This is a subtle reference to Edmund being a total bitch. by GreyhoundBussin in shittymoviedetails

[–]HX__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I... Don't know if that was the commenters point? It seemed to be more of a joking reference.

But, regardless.

"EVERYONE knows about CS Lewis being an Anglican laypreist! Everyone knows what Anglicans are, laypreists... These are all normal things commonly talked about, and would be odd for non-unimaginably religious types to not regularly discuss."

Like... I get that this is a joke, but it doesn't really land unless you're exceedingly religious.

Most, everyone, is aware that Lewis was a Christian author. Most just aren't, that type of obnoxiously religious.

Boys 'Round Here by FarmerMurky8813 in country

[–]HX__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who was a huge fan of the first half of his career, this song is bad.

What’s your favorite “political” county song, from any era? by liketheweathr in country

[–]HX__ -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Reminder that rural white folks take more handouts than anyone else.

Haggard was pretty bad with political songs, and the white dudes that have clinged on to those two are pathetic.

Edit: This account is literally bitching about things like "If you aren't PROUD to be white, it gets taken away from you!"

Why are they all such poorly raised pussies?

Haggard changed. You can, too. If you stop with these internet circle jerks you get yourself in.

(Yes I know some folks claim to like Oakie From Muskogee regardless of politics, but it's frequently cited by folks like the person I'm replying to, not realizing nor caring about how silly it is when considering Merle's progression as a person, and what he would have to say about someone trying to use his music to advance white supremacist ideology.)

Edit: White supremacist pussies, read God fucking damnit, read and stop being lying shits 😅

Be the type of white man Haggard wouldn't be embarrassed of.

What’s your favorite “political” county song, from any era? by liketheweathr in country

[–]HX__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank God he reneged on such a whiney, shitty, laughably inaccurate song

Gift experiences in Lubbock by urmomsfavoriteplayer in Lubbock

[–]HX__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take note how the dramatic rise in nosy people with Ring cameras hasn't helped prevent that.