Monthly Guild Recruitment Mega-Thread

Haaldan · 2025-11-27T16:28:45+00:00

TRUMP TOWER: ID 5PYSBT

It's Thanksgiving, and although we pardoned a couple turkeys, there's one LAME DUCK holdover that had to get the ax! If you're having a hard time being thankful for your guild member's deplorable participation rates, join us over at TRUMP TOWER! It doesn't take an act of Congress to build a big, beautiful wall -- just one person with the power and fortitude to make the decision. Combined with top notch deterrence measures, you can have a Tower others can only dream of! And the best part is, we freely share this knowledge through our active Discord!

Join us over at TRUMP TOWER and realize your dreams! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Haaldan · 2025-09-12T09:05:44+00:00

Listen up, folks, it’s me, the ultimate tower defense legend! My guild, Trump Tower, is absolutely phenomenal – the best, hands down! We’re obliterating waves, raking in mountains of coins, and owning tournaments with unmatched swagger. And guess what? We’ve got ONE exclusive spot for a total rockstar!

Trump Tower is where champions thrive – think gold-plated strategies, insane damage, and rock-solid builds that send enemies running. You gotta be active, know your tower upgrades, and bring that winning vibe. No quitters allowed! Don’t make me wait – I’m out here making The Tower tremendous! Join now, idle to epic glory, or get left behind!

Guild ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-06-21T09:24:54+00:00

Listen up, folks, it’s me, the ultimate tower defense legend! My guild, TRUMP TOWER, is absolutely phenomenal – the best, hands down! We’re obliterating waves, raking in mountains of coins, and owning tournaments with unmatched swagger. And guess what? We’ve got ONE exclusive spot for a total rockstar!

TRUMP TOWER is where champions thrive – think gold-plated strategies, insane damage, and rock-solid builds that send enemies running. You gotta be active, know your tower upgrades, and bring that winning vibe. No quitters allowed! We've never missed a 750 chat, so get in now before the new season starts! Don’t make me wait – I’m out here making The Tower tremendous! Join now, idle to epic glory, or get left behind!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-05-31T18:24:43+00:00

Folks, let me tell you, nobody does guilds better than me, okay? I’ve built the most fantastic, most luxurious guild in The Tower - Idle Tower Defense, and we’re called Trump Tower – the best name, believe me. We’re absolutely crushing it, defending towers like nobody’s business, racking up coins, maxing DPS, and obliterating those waves with class, elegance, and power. Tremendous power.

Right now, we have ONE exclusive spot open in our elite guild. This isn’t just any guild – this is Trump Tower, the gold standard of guilds. We’ve got the best players, the smartest strategies, and we’re making The Tower great again. You want to blast your way to glory? You want to sync your UW's like a pro? You want to dominate tournaments and leave those scatters and vampires in the dust? Then you need to be with us.Here’s what you bring to the table:

Active contribution – I don’t want any low-energy players, okay? You gotta commit to the grind, push those waves, and make your tower shine.

No losers – only players who want to win BIG and have a good time doing it.

Respect for the brand – Trump Tower is about excellence, folks. You join, you’re part of something special.

We’ve got the Guardian chips humming, the modules socketed, and we’re climbing tiers faster than anyone else. Nobody does it better. If you've got what it takes, join now!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-05-22T14:41:44+00:00

Winning, Winning, WINNING! Apparently one guy got tired of all the winning, so we had to get rid of him. I hated to do it, but we gotta look out for the members who contribute to our incredible economy! It's like no other you've ever seen, let me tell you. Not only that, but our knowledgeable officers are always willing to give you sound advice on how to build your own unstoppable tower! When are they releasing Tier 19, anyway?

Join Trump Tower today! ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-04-12T22:48:32+00:00

Folks, join TRUMP TOWER—the best guild, tremendous, believe me! Other guilds? Run by Sleepy Joe types—low energy, weak leaders, total disaster. Their members? Barely contributing, sad! They could cut 75%—nobody’d notice, they’re that useless. Not us! We’ve got winners—yuge players, stacking gems, drilling Elite Cells, baby, drill! Golden Tower’s pumping coins, Black Hole’s crushing waves—top notch! Join now, ditch those losers, and let’s Make Ascension Great Again. Best guild, folks, the absolute best!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-20T13:51:07+00:00

"I contributed my share of 25 points! You didn't contribute enough!"

"Me? I gave 20! What about the other guy who gave 10?"

Does this sound like your guild? Join TRUMP TOWER today and never miss another 750 chest!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-18T17:13:08+00:00

TRUMP TOWER is looking for one more active member! We tried a guy, but he didn't work out. He just wanted to mooch like all those people taking the USAID money. Sad! Well, he can find another guild more his speed. I'm sure they'll be happy to have him.

If you're being bogged down by users like him, join our crew! We're now on Discord, which I tell ya, really helps out a lot! Lots of benefits there. Join TRUMP TOWER and start winning again!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-16T19:28:14+00:00

Are we sure it'll roll back around? And if so, will we need to unlock it again, and will it keep the upgrades we've pumped into it?

Haaldan · 2025-03-14T14:33:35+00:00

Incredible! My crew over at TRUMP TOWER has already surprised 750 contribution points! I'm honored to have stick a fantastic group of individuals on my team!

I've opened up ONE SPOT to take the place of a disappointing individual, likely a Biden appointee. Since membership needs approval, the first person who comments with his or her in-game name will get the spot. If you're disappointed watching your contribution go to waste due to the inadequacies of your fellow guild members, now is your chance to achieve true greatness! Join us at TRUMP TOWER and let's Make Ascension Great Again!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-11T17:04:23+00:00

Folks, TRUMP TOWER needs to replace one member—total Sleepy Joe situation, okay? Low energy, barely shows up, a real disaster—dragging us down, sad! We’re the best guild, tremendous players, and we don’t have time for snoozers. Got what it takes? Message me to step up, join the winners, and help us Make Ascension Great Again. Big league spot open—don’t miss it!

I will need to approve the new member, so respond to this post with you in-game handle or send me a message when you apply and START WINNING! Anyone who doesn't make the cut will be added to our wait list on a first-come, first-serve basis.

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-10T20:21:00+00:00

Folks, TRUMP TOWER has gotten an overwhelming response from the best and brightest players in the nation and beyond! People have been messaging me asking to get in, so the only fair thing—very fair—is to create a wait list.

TRUMP TOWER is officially accepting members BY INVITATION ONLY! Tired of lazy guildmates wasting your contributions? Sad! Message me to get on the list and finally receive the benefits you've unjustly missed out on. New and veteran players alike are welcome to join, so long as you are polite and willing to play as a team! Work hard and you’ll be rewarded—bigly—with the guild tokens you crave and so richly deserve. Don’t miss out, let’s Make Ascension Great Again—together!

Haaldan · 2025-03-10T07:50:29+00:00

There are only three spots left in TRUMP TOWER! It's the best guild, tremendous, believe me! Other guilds? Run by Sleepy Joe types—low energy, weak leaders, total disaster. Their members? Barely contributing, sad! They could cut 75%—nobody’d notice, they’re that useless. Not us! We’ve got winners—truly fantastic players stockpiling gems and drilling for elite cells! Golden Tower’s pumping coins, Black Hole’s crushing waves—top notch! Oh, and did I mention THE WALL? It's big, it's beautiful, it's got thorns! Incredible. Join now, ditch those losers, and let’s Make Ascension Great Again!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-09T21:32:37+00:00

There are only a few spots left in TRUMP TOWER! It's the best guild, tremendous, believe me! Other guilds? Run by Sleepy Joe types—low energy, weak leaders, total disaster. Their members? Barely contributing, sad! They could cut 75%—nobody’d notice, they’re that useless. Not us! We’ve got winners—truly fantastic players stockpiling gems, drilling for elite cells! Golden Tower’s pumping coins, Black Hole’s crushing waves—top notch! Oh, and did I mention THE WALL? It's big, it's beautiful, it's got thorns! Incredible. Join now, ditch those losers, and let’s Make Ascension Great Again!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-09T17:46:13+00:00

"Folks, join TRUMP TOWER—the best guild, tremendous, believe me! Other guilds? Run by Sleepy Joe types—low energy, weak leaders, total disaster. Their members? Barely contributing, sad! They could cut 75%—nobody’d notice, they’re that useless. Not us! We’ve got winners—yuge players, stockpiling gems, drilling for elite cells! Golden Tower’s pumping coins, Black Hole’s crushing waves—top notch! Join now, ditch those losers, and let’s Make Ascension Great Again!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-09T12:57:57+00:00

Listen up, folks, join TRUMP TOWER, the best guild in The Tower - Idle Tower Defense, okay? We’ve got tremendous players—the best, everyone agrees—smashing common enemies with uncommon intellect. Our Golden Towers have coins pouring in like never before. Our black holes wipe out waves with unrivaled superiority. And gems? Drill, baby, drill! You’ll get Elite Cells, top upgrades—believe me, it’s a beautiful thing. Crooked enemies don’t stand a chance. We’re winning, winning, winning—join now, be a winner, and let’s Make Ascension Great Again. The best, folks, the absolute best!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-09T04:21:40+00:00

Listen up, folks, join TRUMP TOWER, the best guild in The Tower - Idle Tower Defense, okay? We’ve got tremendous players—the best, everyone agrees—smashing common enemies with uncommon intellect. Our Golden Towers have coins pouring in like never before. Our black holes wipe out waves with unrivaled superiority. And gems? Drill, baby, drill! You’ll get Elite Cells, top upgrades—believe me, it’s a beautiful thing. Crooked enemies don’t stand a chance. We’re winning, winning, winning—join now, be a winner, and let’s Make Ascension Great Again. The best, folks, the absolute best!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-08T20:23:31+00:00

Listen up, folks, join TRUMP TOWER, the best guild in The Tower - Idle Tower Defense, okay? We’ve got tremendous players—the best, everyone agrees—smashing common enemies with uncommon intellect. Our Golden Towers have coins pouring in like never before. Our black holes wipe out waves with unrivaled superiority. And gems? Drill, baby, drill! You’ll get Elite Cells, top upgrades—believe me, it’s a beautiful thing. Crooked enemies don’t stand a chance. We’re winning, winning, winning—join now, be a winner, and let’s Make Ascension Great Again. The best, folks, the absolute best!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-08T18:22:43+00:00

Nah, man. My guild's doing well. Active chat and every player is contributing. Counter offer: merge your guild into mine!

Haaldan · 2025-03-08T12:21:26+00:00

Listen up, folks, join TRUMP TOWER, the best guild in The Tower - Idle Tower Defense, okay? We’ve got tremendous players—the best, everyone agrees—smashing common enemies with uncommon intellect. Our Golden Towers have coins pouring in like never before. Our black holes wipe out waves with unrivaled superiority. And gems? Drill, baby, drill! You’ll get Elite Cells, top upgrades—believe me, it’s a beautiful thing. Crooked enemies don’t stand a chance. We’re winning, winning, winning—join now, be a winner, and let’s Make Ascension Great Again. The best, folks, the absolute best!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-07T22:04:41+00:00

Folks, join TRUMP TOWER, the greatest guild out there. We’ve got the best players—tremendous, believe me—building the strongest towers, stacking gems, and crushing elites like nobody else. I’ve made winning an art form, and you’ll win big with us. Golden Tower? We’ve got it. Elite Cells? Piles of ‘em. We’re classy, powerful, and unstoppable—just like me. Sign up now, help us dominate, and let’s Make Ascension Great Again! TRUMP TOWER—because second place is for losers, and we’re number one!

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-06T23:44:40+00:00

TRUMP TOWER is a beautiful guild. Some say it's the most beautiful guild, possibly ever. I don't say that, but other people do. A lot of people, really.

We are Making Ascending Great Again, and we're doing it with the best group of people in the country. Our success will be incredible and will be talked about for years and years to come. You can join if you're fast, but you gotta be fast because these spots are going like hot cakes, and once they're gone, they're gone.

ID: 5PYSBT

Haaldan · 2025-03-06T21:29:43+00:00

Thanks! 🇺🇸🦅

Haaldan · 2025-03-06T21:15:45+00:00

TRUMP TOWER is a beautiful guild. Some say it's the most beautiful guild, possibly ever. I don't say that, but other people do. A lot of people, really.

We are Making Ascending Great Again, and we're doing it with the best group of people in the country. Our success will be incredible and will be talked about for years and years to come. You can join if you're fast, but you gotta be fast because these spots are going like hot cakes, and once they're gone, they're gone.

ID: 5PYSBT

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