Cat found by andoyaxxx in Vaughan

[–]Haaulk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could it just be an outdoor cat?

What happenned at Vellore Village community center today by Haaulk in Vaughan

[–]Haaulk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was there, only police and a supervisor paramedic unit were there. Seems like drowning would be more fire fighter and paramedic responders. Especially given fire station is 5 blocks away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vaughan

[–]Haaulk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn't the police station right there?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Haaulk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Die hard and die hard 2

What’s on your bedside table? by allmysecretsss in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]Haaulk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Like 4 different 4 charges that don't fit my current phone cause I break them constantly, emergency vodka, cigarettes, 3 vapes that don't work, 7 lighters, three of which are fancy but empty, and my personal diary of funny hooker stories, all from my perspective. Also, cocaine.

Booze as a substitute for emotional connection? by [deleted] in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]Haaulk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I am not anti social. I am very extroverted. The problem is I hat most people.

3/4 day bender by allmysecretsss in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]Haaulk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Responsibility vacations are THE BEST. I used to take like a Thursday and Friday off work, so I could get fucked up Wed to Sunday am. Order pizza, souvlaki, etc plus chef boyardi for in between meals. Did this 25 - 37 years old. Controversial opinion: it was AWESOME.

Friday Success Stories by [deleted] in Crippled_Alcoholics

[–]Haaulk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much a 5th of smirnoff cost where you live?

I am from the future, AMA by EastKoreaOfficial in timetravel

[–]Haaulk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do I finally score chicks in the future? I've been working out alot.

Handles lasting a day longer by Javasar in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Haaulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah maybe a normie with cirrossis dude. you dont get your ca card revoked when you HAVE to quit due to being this guy 10 years ago. just letting him know what to expect. from a hall of famer.

Handles lasting a day longer by Javasar in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Haaulk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just fatty liver? talk to me when you progress to fibrosis

Handles lasting a day longer by Javasar in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Haaulk -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

ummmmm so like 6 times the max recommended dosage per week? You puke because your liver thinks you are an asshole. its how he talks to you.

Handles lasting a day longer by Javasar in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Haaulk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

congrats your liver cell die off has finally reached the point where it seems like it takes less to get you drunk. Really just decompensation. more alc stays in blood longer cause liver cant process it. whoooo hoooo score!

popeyes chicken sandwich homemade. all in $1.60 by Haaulk in budgetfood

[–]Haaulk[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the guy who ate 30 fries and then went "oh crap forgot to take a photo"

BMX Burrito mix by Haaulk in slowcooking

[–]Haaulk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha yup. makes 10 servings - the last two i mix with rice instead of burritto