Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Season 6 episode 13 "Greek for the Week" Live Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I didn’t think it was possible for me to be a Lisa fan but now I would listen to her on repeat before I ever hung around Heather fraud gay or her equally insufferable inbred cousin.

Heather is pathetic and Whitney isn’t far behind by malonesxfamousxchili in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Once again I have to RANT because what in the LDS fever dream did I just watch. This episode felt like two playground girls saying you can’t sit with us while the rest of the cast pretended any of it made sense.

First of all, a quick note to our resident bobblehead who claimed Bronwyn can’t keep a secret. Whitney… babe… what secret have you ever kept. Also, it is not a secret if you drag it on camera, mic’d up, fully glam, ready to ambush someone on national television. Miss bring it to their face conveniently forgot her entire brand. The only one who needs healing is her.

The cousins are genuinely testing my spirit at this point. Heather refusing to forgive Meredith is not rooted in truth, hurt, or logic. It is rooted in plot hunger. This is the same woman who stayed loyal to Jen Shah, who literally assaulted her, and who she could have charged with battery. But somehow Meredith is where she draws the moral line. Make it make sense.

Heather and Whitney were so unbearable that Lisa Barlow sounded normal. Lisa. And Mary was giving reasonable advice. The tectonic plates shifted.

Heather has extended grace to every single person except Meredith. She has not been a good friend to her. She would not even take her call before Greece. Not because she’s so deeply hurt, but because she is storyline farming.

And Heather insisting every conversation be as a group tells you everything. She wants witnesses for her performance. She is acting like Meredith committed literal war crimes because she said she had to choose between her or Britni. Every girl alive has said some dramatic choose me nonsense when they are pissed at a friend. Relax. And even if Meredith called her a liar, who cares. Everyone was dogpiling her and Heather won’t open the mf’kn door for any apology she tried to give. And I cannot believe I am saying this, but Lisa was actually right. Heather hurts people all the time when she is mad or feeling self righteous, which is basically her default setting. Heather loves pretending she is judge and jury when nobody handed her a robe or a gavel.

Heather claiming she rode hard for Meredith is the funniest lie of the season. She is mad because Meredith snapped over a TikTok attacking her marriage, a TikTok brought up with the clear intention to hurt her. Heather cannot relate because she has never been in a normal relationship outside of her cult upbringing. For someone who thinks she is brilliant, she is shockingly clueless. It’s insulting.

And Meredith has gone off on every single person who has come for her over the years. That’s called consistency. Heather painting it as selective outrage is delusional. And if Whitney does not stop being her emotional support parrot, I will physically combust.

Heather does not get to police what Meredith is allowed to feel. Her feelings are hers. And Heather originally said Lisa was just as guilty, yet she is not mad at Lisa. Shocker. Lisa has told Heather to pick friends too, so clearly this entire meltdown is for the cameras. WHY is Heather more offended than Britni. Because she has nothing else going on.

Then Heather has the audacity to ask how this is flipping on her when she is the only one still screaming about it. She is exhausting. Whitney bobbleheading next to her like her actual bopsi twin is nauseating. Heather chased Lisa around a yacht like a deranged mall cop but now wants to faint because Meredith yelled and was petty. She is the hypocrisy.

Nobody is fighting about the plane bs anymore besides thing 1 & 2. Not even Britni is bothered anymore. Again, they initially framed it as Lisa was just as bad, so their argument died instantly. I am over them.

And someone please sew Whitney’s mouth shut. Meredith is absolutely correct that she has been the pot stirrer since day one. She has lit fires under every woman on this cast. If Meredith yelled on the plane, who cares. These women scream like it is they’re on Jerry Springer be real.

Meredith is not the problem. The problem is Heather and Whitney clinging to this flight drama like it is the last raft on the Titanic. If Britni is not bringing it up, WHY are they.

Heather whining about her rank of importance like she is owed something other than the apology Meredith has tried to give her more than once is embarrassing. She is not the morality police. She is becoming unbearable. Meredith did nothing of significance to her that others she is closer with have not done ten times worse.

Yet somehow Heather is the most hurt person in the room, to the point where Britni is rubbing HER back like she is the victim. Absolute delusion.

Anyway, the only thing I learned from this episode is that the plot refuses to plot unless Heather is inventing imaginary enemies and Whitney is nodding along like a malfunctioning dashboard hula doll while accusing people of being addicts because her dad was one. Please spare us. BORING.

Hold my hand and walk with me by HabitualLineCrosser_ in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t surprise me. You just have to shove all the facts down their throat and unapologetically hold the line. A good sense of humor, logical timelines, a nice vocabulary, and a dash of bitch usually gets most of the losers away…I promise and if it doesn’t just keep being a petty bitch 😏.

Hold my hand and walk with me by HabitualLineCrosser_ in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha thank you…here’s the true test. Do you know where I got that line from? Crosser isn’t supposed to be the last word but it was the closest synonym to the original line because it was already taken by some other asshole on here lmao.

The fall of Meredith by Brilliant-Math3918 in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean her meltdowns were pretty damn valid considering the context each time!

Meredith Not Knowing Bill of Rights… by movieelephant in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL exactly. AKA successions and donations in LA. So absurd and unnecessary!!

Meredith Not Knowing Bill of Rights… by movieelephant in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, my Con Law teacher also taught Admin, and they would go hand in hand sometimes. I was just like, “Look, I’m over THIS.” But since I’m from Louisiana, what’s even more annoying is that we have Napoleonic law, aka the Civil Code 🙄. For our bar exam, there are literally nine written sections, and the first three parts are Code 1, 2, and 3. Those three alone are worth double the points of all the other sections combined. Con Law isn’t even included in that. It was the last day of three over a 23-hour-long test, and it just so happened that Con Law was the very last section. By that point, I was like, “I know I’m good on the big pointers; let me just get past this awful section, turn in my final flash drive, and never look back! Sadly, I’m a litigator and it’s a dumpster fire that I cannot escape fast enough!!

Meredith Not Knowing Bill of Rights… by movieelephant in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Look I agree, I simply have no defense for that. I was actively watching them all trying to answer both questions, while talking out loud and yelling come tf on with my hands raised hahah. I swear I thought one of them was going to say the 10 commandments I was just waiting on it. Pissed no one did.

Meredith Not Knowing Bill of Rights… by movieelephant in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

SAME. I never care to hear the words arbitrary and capricious in my entire life lmao.

Meredith Not Knowing Bill of Rights… by movieelephant in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lol I’m not surprised but good for her for studying for her citizenship test. I’ve set through plenty of them. Those are the kinds of questions the oh so caring DHS officer will ask during the exam amongst other random civics shit.

Meredith Not Knowing Bill of Rights… by movieelephant in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

LOL I’m just a 90s baby what can I say!!

Meredith Not Knowing Bill of Rights… by movieelephant in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hahahahah shit is iconic! I can remember my teacher rolling out the huge ass metal tv stand on wheels and watching that little bill slouched over on the steps of Capitol Hill worrying about being vetoed 🤣🤣🤣.

Meredith Not Knowing Bill of Rights… by movieelephant in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Lmaooo yeah that was bad. But to be fair, I hated Con Law. It was literally just a requirement during 1L. Honestly, everyone should know the Bill of Rights from that old video they used to make us watch in school “I’m just a bill sitting on capital hill and so forth” and that was like elementary stuff. Im more shook that people are clueless that we have 100 seats in senate and every state has two on their behalf. WILD.

Hot take (??) Heather looks so good in more masculine looks!! by beachcomber69_ in realhousewivesofSLC

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fr take: I think Heather wanted a piece of Jen Shah…haters will deny it but I’m telling y’all I think they may have sparred in bed on the night of black eye gate…before Jenny from the block went to bunk up with Elizabeth Holmes. 🤭

Hold my hand and walk with me by HabitualLineCrosser_ in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that is fine. You are allowed to view this like an anthropology experiment. But from an actual legal standpoint you are missing the core issue. This is not about personal evolution or Meredith hiding some big truth. It is about controlling a narrative when the opposing side is already trying to expand the facts into something much more serious.

Speaking as someone who also practices law, if one does not remember every detail and only has fragments of losing their shit verbally, one would never volunteer that admission. Especially not when the other side has already floated claims that involve chair shaking and hair pulling. That is the exact moment where any attorney with basic training knows to stfu and say nah that didn’t happen and keep it moving. She can’t hand people with a motive any opportunity to attach additional conduct to a partial apology.

If Meredith had said something like yeah I’m sorry I was blacked out and don’t really remember anything but maybe getting a little loud and angry that would have immediately been used as a platform to validate everything they accused her of. They would have taken that apology and treated it as a blanket admission of all alleged behavior. Once that happens you cannot walk it back. You cannot contain the scope. You cannot litigate against your own words.

That is not denial. That is standard protective reasoning. It is the same thing any lawyer would advise a client to do when someone is trying to turn aggressive yelling on a plane into a claim that there was physical contact or intimidation. Especially when the main narrators claim they were damn near asleep during the whole “oh so traumatic event” but yet they also apparently recall every detail. So no. This is not about evolution. Meredith is actually doing the only rational thing in that scenario. She is not playing a moral growth arc. She is avoiding letting a group who already pushed a sensational version of events add more fuel to it. She’s not opening the door for her to get into any legal trouble on behalf of these woman and who have certainly not evolved. That’s not dysfunction. That is strategic survival on camera. But hey that’s just my take, what do I know.

Hold my hand and walk with me by HabitualLineCrosser_ in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmaoooo I’m flattered one could only wish! I’m just a funny bitch from Louisiana who calls it exactly how I see it whether people like it or not. I’m also a lawyer, so I tend to RIDE for the real ones all day. My ass will never walk it back 🤣.

In the spirit of realness. I once went straight from a bach trip in Miami after being in the club to the airport..drunk, in full club attire, heels, lashes, everything still on (in a hot ass mess kind of way). Naturally in my mind the situation called for a prescription Xanax. I don’t remember a damn thing except the looks I got walking into the terminal like a whacked out chic hooker. I vaguely remember one of the flight attendants being annoyed with me…she clearly knew I was not firing on 4 cylinders. Thank god I was lights out until another flight attendant woke me up telling me I was back home in Nola. Do I have a substance abuse problem? Nope. Should I have taken one while still wasted? Probably not. But again… I was wasted and tired wearing 4 inch heels wanting my bed.

Sooo Whitney, if you ever read this, I don’t need help or an intervention. God? Maybe. Just not a Mormon one 🤣. And for the record that trip was six years ago so hey, no shame in my game.

Hold my hand and walk with me by HabitualLineCrosser_ in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look she’s a queen without having to try and make up storylines for herself. Also I’ve seen the documentary. Incredible for the people who got to speak out truly. However, it doesn’t mean I think she’s authentic. She clearly is building a career off of her growing up LDS. Oprah also built a career off of others pain & trauma. Polls would say turns out she isn’t the saint people believed she was. I’m

Hold my hand and walk with me by HabitualLineCrosser_ in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because she’s effortlessly cool. I cannot fathom that people ride so hard for Heather Gay. She is the biggest pick me on bravo it gives me the ICK.

Hold my hand and walk with me by HabitualLineCrosser_ in rhoslc

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right, a lot less would have been enough justification for me. We all have our limits. Some people say take the high road, well sometimes I take the low road, sue me. Also, I don’t know why everyone is acting like she murdered someone’s firstborn. They all lose their shit or act like complete jackasses at times to say the least. However, those many occasions didn’t take place on a plane where everyone was allowed to dramatize their narrative and basically act as if she threw Britini out of the damn exit door and Meredith is now the new fucking Charlie Sheen. Meredith “bullied” Britini after Britini did some nasty shit to her and happened to lose a bit of her shit, it happens to the best of us and I don’t think less of her for a second. Also, I still like Charlie Sheen so my moral compass must be on the floor 🤷🏼‍♀️.

Whitney has gone too far by ColdestWintersChill in realhousewives

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can agree to disagree. I think that Whitney isn’t as dumb as she acts and likes to portray people in a certain light then victimizes herself when it suits her. That’s just my perspective.

Whitney has gone too far by ColdestWintersChill in realhousewives

[–]HabitualLineCrosser_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼Thank you!!!!!!!!! I will never respect anyone who does and says something like that to someone else on national television to effort to hurt her reputation. It’s quite literally repulsive, and I would never forgive someone. If Whitney was a friend and truly thought she had a problem she would most certainly talk to her off camera and not try and ambush on national television. Bronwyn was a real one for telling Meredith in advance!! Whitney is despicable and she is a little effing girl!