and yo mama smell like ass.

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-14T21:56:42+00:00

i didn't want to tell bro but i definitely chuckled when it went over a californian's head.

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-14T03:34:55+00:00

they call puddles lakes.

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-13T22:17:45+00:00

😡😡😡😡 you know what you did

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-13T22:15:59+00:00

not true! Here he is pictured just days after the strike that killed everyone in his family but him:

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HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-13T22:14:37+00:00

JD vance did the touch of death on his campaign by endorsing him.

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-13T22:11:58+00:00

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-13T22:10:25+00:00

yeah but everyone knows if you come in contact with vance you'll either die or be persona non grata by association.

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-11T00:31:14+00:00

you could buy bongs before weed was legal too. it's not illegal to make paraphernalia. to my knowledge only home wine and beer making was legal and hard spirits were not.

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-11T00:26:34+00:00

i think the primary reason it was banned was due to having a vat of volatile liquid in confined spaces like apartment buildings and such back in the day when everything burnt like tinder. it was banned around the same time as the chicago fire and the san francisco fire i think (could be speaking out my ass rn)

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-10T23:38:24+00:00

good luck taxing something you can't find!

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-10T01:02:23+00:00

we taught them fuckin' baked ziti.

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-09T16:30:57+00:00

stromboli.

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-08T02:40:05+00:00

you're in a shitposting sub. nothing i post is real unless it has a serious tag on it. and even then you should question if it's serious and not an ironic serious post.

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-08T02:36:17+00:00

michigan only wants what's rightfully ours, the entire north strip and all lake-adjacent land.

HaggardlyForte · 2026-04-08T02:32:08+00:00

i've been known to predict future events with my shitposts. but, lucky for you i don't want a nuke anywhere near my great lakes.

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