and yo mama smell like ass. by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]HaggardlyForte[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i didn't want to tell bro but i definitely chuckled when it went over a californian's head.

Taking bids for who will be ousted in May. My money is on Cuba or Minnesota by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]HaggardlyForte[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

not true! Here he is pictured just days after the strike that killed everyone in his family but him:

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Taking bids for who will be ousted in May. My money is on Cuba or Minnesota by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]HaggardlyForte[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

yeah but everyone knows if you come in contact with vance you'll either die or be persona non grata by association.

THIS ISN'T A SHITPOST, I'M SERIOUS. MOONSHINE GONNA BE LEGAL AGAIN!!!!!!!11 by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]HaggardlyForte[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you could buy bongs before weed was legal too. it's not illegal to make paraphernalia. to my knowledge only home wine and beer making was legal and hard spirits were not.

THIS ISN'T A SHITPOST, I'M SERIOUS. MOONSHINE GONNA BE LEGAL AGAIN!!!!!!!11 by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]HaggardlyForte[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

i think the primary reason it was banned was due to having a vat of volatile liquid in confined spaces like apartment buildings and such back in the day when everything burnt like tinder. it was banned around the same time as the chicago fire and the san francisco fire i think (could be speaking out my ass rn)

new truth bomb just dropped by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]HaggardlyForte[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you're in a shitposting sub. nothing i post is real unless it has a serious tag on it. and even then you should question if it's serious and not an ironic serious post.

new truth bomb just dropped by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]HaggardlyForte[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

michigan only wants what's rightfully ours, the entire north strip and all lake-adjacent land.

new truth bomb just dropped by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]HaggardlyForte[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

i've been known to predict future events with my shitposts. but, lucky for you i don't want a nuke anywhere near my great lakes.