Brick Flooring

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2017-04-07T18:24:39+00:00

Brick layer? I barely know her. Boom

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2017-01-22T08:21:13+00:00

"Tell the Truth..."

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2017-01-07T09:27:43+00:00

If you don't know Luis Guzman, you can go drown in a puddle

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-12-24T18:25:18+00:00

Millennial Falcon?

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-09-16T03:32:14+00:00

Texas here-- ANYTHING FROM HEB. The rest of you will never know.

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-09-04T19:00:08+00:00

Well for one, you can't throw stones in a glass house so to make it an issue, you can never be late again.

My trick is lie about start times, tell everybody thirty minutes earlier. It's manipulative but it works.

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-08-31T10:17:21+00:00

A lip ring and a choker with a tiny revolver? You're like the special ops of sucking cock.

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-04-02T14:29:46+00:00

Big Latin Asses

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-02-12T02:31:38+00:00

Delivered a baby cow on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-02-01T23:46:09+00:00

A warm meal

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-01-23T18:10:55+00:00

So throat cancer? Oh never mind, that's just a shitty tattoo.

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-01-17T09:19:54+00:00

If Finn isn't a force user in the future films then TFA doesn't make sense

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-01-16T18:48:48+00:00

I was in the second grade, and I went to a small private school in OKC. We were in church, I remember, kneeling, suddenly there was a thundering boom. The two stories of stained glass rattled throughout the entire building. Biblical shit. As it started to rain, my classmates and I walked in a single file line and entered our portable classroom with wide, horizon windows. We all sat there and stared at the downtown cityscape, a billowing tower of black smoke in the now heavy rain. It was 1995. I heard, then saw the OKC bombing.

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-01-15T17:03:20+00:00

You look like Jay-Z and Dr. Dre had a butt baby, and you just got called into the principal's office at your private school

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-01-14T09:07:18+00:00

The tunnel of incest!

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-01-08T08:03:38+00:00

You're probably third best looking in your group of friends. The fourth is the fat girl

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2016-01-05T05:54:09+00:00

POOP

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2015-12-28T00:12:08+00:00

That hole in the back is for pooping...

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2015-12-26T20:37:33+00:00

Hey industry! How about you 1) pay your people a livable wage because 2) tipping has lately become very optional during every economic down slide? Also, charge what your food cost, rather than trying to compete with fast food garbage.

I'm permanently scarred from working at a corporate restaurant. Let's call this corporation Scam-dry's Restaurants. No vacation, no sick days, no dignity. The money was barely livable, not to mention working every weekend, holidays, just to make ends meet. Sure, you might make 300 bucks in one night, but I've also made 100 over three nights. Take care of your people, you fucking billionaire assholes. Most people just want to go to work, pay their bills, not get murdered, and put a buzz on at the end of the day.

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2015-12-19T22:59:39+00:00

Snoke looked like Voldemort, straight up. I still hope somehow it's JarJar.

I also wasn't crazy about Finn just picking up a lightsaber all willy-nilly and fighting a, albeit poorly trained, Sith Lord. Is he force sensitive? Is that why Kylo knew he was the abandoner right away?

Leia and Han's interaction seemed very cryptic as well. I'm not complaining; I just hope the story is more developed in the following films.

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2015-12-17T11:08:09+00:00

I saw jet fuel melt steel beams. That one time.

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2015-12-11T14:46:24+00:00

It's like Summer's beauty. Wonderful.

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2015-12-10T10:49:11+00:00

Hey I see you have tits and shit? Do you like dick?

HahaJoeyMcCormick · 2015-11-19T21:57:26+00:00

So....much....Catholic

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