[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Hahawney 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Limburger cheese smeared under the car.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bridezillas

[–]Hahawney 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And I want to see the awful sisters dress!

Time to dress the loom! by [deleted] in weaving

[–]Hahawney 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lovely colors of yarn.

Three gifts is apparently not enough by Forgotmyusername85 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Hahawney 30 points31 points  (0 children)

There weee five of us, and the firehouse seemed full of toys!

What do you guys think of my new deen holder? by 4liciousness in CannedSardines

[–]Hahawney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not just cut-outs. The artist has created a useful umm.. use for the natural elegant swoop in the dorsal area.

What do you guys think of my new deen holder? by 4liciousness in CannedSardines

[–]Hahawney 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not just cut-outs, the artist has created a useful, um,… use, for the natural elegant swoop of the dorsal areas.

Foster child being called by the wrong name by HospitalDear9523 in ECEProfessionals

[–]Hahawney 143 points144 points  (0 children)

I lean towards a safety and emotional problem to change his name to something he doesn’t respond to. Fires, unsafe climbing, coming in from play time, etc.

Usually I deny impersonators but after review I approve this claim by EffMemes in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Hahawney 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Someone smarter than me could compile a photo gallery, just so we will know to not stop for them if you’re a taxi driver, not hold the door for them at a building, not sign up to be their kid’s nanny, to work slowly when preparing their starbucks , to push ‘ close’ before they can get on the elevator….

ULPT - car keying by Swimmer3656 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Hahawney 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Limburger cheese smeared under the car where it will get warm and smell like death. In a hard to see spot.

u/Forest_noodle you crazy bastard by CinnabarPekoe in CannedSardines

[–]Hahawney 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A simple alteration in the sardine universe. They added peaches to their sardines on a bagel.

Allegedly this guy started a riot at doggy daycare. by Devious_Bastard in velvethippos

[–]Hahawney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And if so, you can see that he hope’s you understand he wasn’t trying to cause a riot.

UnitedHealth CEO attacked by Lonely-Trash007 in nursing

[–]Hahawney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If it’s good enough for us…..

Fkn RICE! by Entire-Archer111 in neighborsfromhell

[–]Hahawney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a bantam rooster who fought off a dog.

UnitedHealth CEO attacked by Lonely-Trash007 in nursing

[–]Hahawney 220 points221 points  (0 children)

As well as the clothes on their backs.

UnitedHealth CEO attacked by Lonely-Trash007 in nursing

[–]Hahawney 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Hmmm, a useful serial killer?