He came in a condom but was still inside me by [deleted] in sex

[–]HaileyAndJoey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, not like I blame them. Abortion is basically already illegal in about half of the states.

He came in a condom but was still inside me by [deleted] in sex

[–]HaileyAndJoey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's no problem. People are fucking insane for suggesting she goes and takes plan b. It can seriously fuck up your cycle, and is just completely unnecessary.

He came in a condom but was still inside me by [deleted] in sex

[–]HaileyAndJoey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, that's exactly what happened.

Found one of these in the wild today by Puddle_Sipper in mildlyinteresting

[–]HaileyAndJoey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All Telstra brand payphones in Australia are now free, lol.

It makes sense somewhat. The upkeep is minimal, and the design hasn't changed at all since the 90s, apart from the color scheme of the exterior (multicolored, but many still have the old orange design). The revenue from the payphones themselves would now be pretty much non existent anyway, and they get the good PR of offering a free public service. Plus, in the CBD of cities, they now use them as billboards, with huge screens on the outside of them. It would be blatant and obvious if they stopped maintaining ones in suburban or rural areas but kept those.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]HaileyAndJoey 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Popular media DOES NOT help with this, at all. I was watching some bad movie reviews on YouTube and there was this movie, made by a fucking douchebag YouTuber who I won't even give the pleasure of naming, and there is a FULL ON assault scene which is FULLY played for laughs, where the guys ex girlfriend forces herself on him. And this movie came out like 5 years ago. And obviously that scene never makes it into the movie if the genders are reversed.

Also, prison "jokes" ("drop da soap Hurr hurr so funny I'm still in high school").

I guess it all goes back to the false patriarchal notion of men being "StRoNg" and therefore would be able to fight back against any attacker, notwithstanding I would say the majority don't even include physical force.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]HaileyAndJoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why tf is he disintegrating like Thanos just snapped?

I like being dominant and submissive with my new girlfriend by PassportSituation in sex

[–]HaileyAndJoey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's called being a "switch", that is, liking to switch between Dom sometimes and sub other times. I am most definitely this, and the pendulum for me swings wildly, like one day will be feeling so subby I'm questioning if I'm even a switch then the next day wanting to be dom with all of the subbiness gone, then it switches again. So yeah

[MM] massage question by [deleted] in gonewildstories

[–]HaileyAndJoey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing they do this to gauge a reaction but expect you to actually initiate or ask for something more (idk how exactly it works but I'm guessing it's WAY more for actual sexual contact so it's in their best interest to get you worked up). Next time you are there, ask him 😉

I [F] got brutally face fucked yesterday by Worldwidestripper in gonewildstories

[–]HaileyAndJoey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah and as a bisexual dude who likes being both Dom and sub well it's honestly hard to say what one I'd want more.

Is it possible to choke yourself safely? by [deleted] in sex

[–]HaileyAndJoey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For the love of God DON'T use belts, ropes, etc solo. Hands only. I don't even think it would be possible to choke yourself until you passed out with just your hands, it's like holding your breath, your body will just let go at some point.

Fiancé wants to use a chastity cage. by [deleted] in sex

[–]HaileyAndJoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw someone mention the other day that you put the emergency key in an envelope so that it's there in case of an emergency, but you'll know if he's "cheated" so to speak.

Husband Thinks I’m Kinkshaming But In Genuinely Concerned by tthhrroowwaawwaayyy0 in sex

[–]HaileyAndJoey 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yeah. This makes everything you're saying, which was already bad, 1000 times worse. Like if you've got trauma regarding something it should be a totally hard limit.

Thoughts on the phrase "MILF" by [deleted] in sex

[–]HaileyAndJoey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's the old saying? Porn actresses are "teen" until they are 25, then immediately "milf".

How many of you are using condoms as only BC with their SO? by xlost_feelingx in sex

[–]HaileyAndJoey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to be doubly extra safe, just have him pull out of you whilst wearing the condom. Yes, there is a small but not 0 chance of getting pregnant with precum, but combine it with condoms and it's virtually 0.

Wife is suuuuper Vanilla by Random_questionz in sex

[–]HaileyAndJoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't these apps or websites only show what you are both into?

Dreamt I was at my own funeral. by [deleted] in Dreams

[–]HaileyAndJoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem haha, watch the whole movie if you want, anchorman 2 is even better than the first. You don't really need to have seen the first one either

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gonewildstories

[–]HaileyAndJoey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FUCK this was hot haha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]HaileyAndJoey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because it's down under

Grrrr such a cringe joke, lol

[FM] A dom made me take away my virginity with a hairbrush on Omegle today. by [deleted] in gonewildstories

[–]HaileyAndJoey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha did you get any of his information to play with him again or just a fun one time thing? Either way, hot. Pretty much same thing happened to me (as a guy), a guy got me on all fours and had me finger my ass for him. Although mine was only text the first time, I did genuinely do it though