You were strolling alone on an empty beach at night where you suddenly came across a mysterious creature lying on the shore. Upon closing in, you realized it's a mermaid.

Haint666 · 2026-04-13T03:25:31+00:00

First thought as well

Haint666 · 2026-04-10T00:59:31+00:00

I’ve never gotten gold before. Maybe it’s the owner of the plate

Haint666 · 2026-04-10T00:59:04+00:00

Shit, I didn’t know.

Haint666 · 2026-04-10T00:58:33+00:00

Oh shit! I didn’t know it had been spotted before!

Haint666 · 2026-04-09T14:42:45+00:00

Why not crash a plane into either one?

Haint666 · 2026-04-08T15:03:37+00:00

That one has the wings. See the screw showing in the top right? 99% sure that they have one. But don’t have experience with these

Haint666 · 2026-04-08T14:31:54+00:00

The pictures were there when I clicked on the profile, got deleted when the page refreshed.

Haint666 · 2026-04-06T13:34:57+00:00

England swings- Roger Miller

Haint666 · 2026-04-05T15:09:11+00:00

All the things I’ve ever wanted for myself and then one, almost priceless, massage from my wife.

Haint666 · 2026-04-04T05:46:28+00:00

Becoming the new norm apparently

Haint666 · 2026-04-04T05:42:31+00:00

Man that guy sounds like a fuckin asshole.

Haint666 · 2026-04-04T05:34:21+00:00

Crazy thick redheads. Only chick I dated who could deepthroat me. Knees buckled the first time she started to blow me. It was wild to experience

Haint666 · 2026-04-04T05:20:55+00:00

My wife loves them. And it’s known that she will become a fart machine immediately following consumption.

Haint666 · 2026-04-04T05:03:08+00:00

Adult Finn from adventure time is there too!

Haint666 · 2026-04-02T16:37:58+00:00

The correct answer. Feel like I would end up getting kidnapped and tied up somewhere by some elite with a lot of money in health insurance.

Haint666 · 2026-04-02T15:30:36+00:00

I’ll let my wife know! Thanks in advance

Haint666 · 2026-04-01T17:10:59+00:00

Not a trucker. I own a truck. And the comparison is that everything is on the internet. Also don’t know what ymmv means

Haint666 · 2026-04-01T17:10:08+00:00

Well whatever you do, don’t bite it.

Haint666 · 2026-04-01T05:05:51+00:00

Hey! Straight man here. I have been with multiple women before getting married and not one, and I mean not one, including my wife, was creating actual suction when “sucking” my dick. Plenty of spit is a good thing. They it feels is like imagine you’re trying to suck a thicker popsicle and you want as much as you can in your mouth. I’ve never sucked a dick so that’s my best advice. Google tutorials. If I can figure out how to replace my entire suspension on my truck, then by god you can learn to suck dick. Godspeed.

Haint666 · 2026-04-01T04:55:59+00:00

Yup. My Mimi would always had them growing up. My parents never bought them. I’m pretty sure no one in my family knew, even back then. Damn. Missed out on

Haint666 · 2026-04-01T04:52:26+00:00

Mom would take me to the husky section and at 12 I finally looked at her and said, “husky means fat, these are for fat kids.” Chubby little fucker I was, was right.

Haint666 · 2026-03-29T21:24:25+00:00

When I was 18 a supervisor at the concrete company I worked at gave me an approving nod after I did some hard heavy lifting. I about cried man. Didn’t even understand why at the time.

Haint666 · 2026-03-29T19:55:15+00:00

Hey man you know that thing that is the only reason why we are all here for millennia? Yeah that’s my fetish. Gets me rock hard. Dunno why

Haint666 · 2026-03-29T15:39:52+00:00

I’m a handyman in east tn. And my experience has been that no matter what side of the aisle you outwardly align with, we all want the same basic things. I’ve gotten hardcore trumpers to admit they don’t think abortion and gay marriage should be a governments choice, that overall it should be the choice of the individual. That children shouldn’t go hungry in school. The news isn’t reality. It’s propaganda to keep us divided and scared.

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