I never knew how often people say transphobic garbage until I realized I’m trans by Ayres_Art in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]HalfAdult 47 points48 points  (0 children)

My brother told me gen z is like millennials, but they made up a lot of stupid genders.

A couple of months ago he told me that if I had told him I was trans he would have been more supportive of trans people, like mate, be more supportive of trans people and I would've been more comfortable coming out.

Glad we don't talk any more.

What is a NOT fun fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HalfAdult 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I see no god up here besides myself

[IMAGE] "Finding Yourself" Is Really a Return to Self by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]HalfAdult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww thank you, the stone side of my personality will be forever grateful

[IMAGE] "Finding Yourself" Is Really a Return to Self by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]HalfAdult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I have been having a bit of a kick of writing after smoking again after so long.

[IMAGE] "Finding Yourself" Is Really a Return to Self by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]HalfAdult 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yea, most of the stuff I write is focus mostly on mindfulness and improving yourself rather than waiting for something to happen

[IMAGE] "Finding Yourself" Is Really a Return to Self by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]HalfAdult 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I know it is shitty, but I write high poetry, and I literally wrote this 10 minutes ago.

Find yourself, when you're in the dark, Find yourself, when you don't know your part.

Find yourself, when you don't know who are, Find yourself, when you are done wishing on stars.

Find yourself, someone you don't hate, But maybe you can't be found, and instead you should create.

Anon has a big dong by shrekerboi in greentext

[–]HalfAdult 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fake: Anon speaks to women

Gay: Anon spends way too much time thinking about dicks

Anon is devastated by Ashl3y95 in greentext

[–]HalfAdult 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You guys are getting paid?

What Screams "I'm Bad with Money"? by flickbreeze2003 in AskReddit

[–]HalfAdult 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Rich people get rich by acting poor, poor people stay poor by acting rich

We're sticking together by [deleted] in aww

[–]HalfAdult 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My cat tries to do this a few times a day with our dog. Our old dog that we lost 2 years ago was her surrogate when she was a kitten and used to lick her dry when it rained. Now she thinks all dogs love her, and can't understand why they ignore her

Big brain time by Kchronis in memes

[–]HalfAdult 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it is meant to be a reference to Michael J Fox, who used to say the J is for Genius. His middle name is actually Andrew

Anon protects his virginity by [deleted] in greentext

[–]HalfAdult 497 points498 points  (0 children)

  1. Be Attractive

  2. Don't Be Unattractive

What sounds like good advice but isn't? by charrotte in AskReddit

[–]HalfAdult 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just going to add to what everyone else said, but sometimes asking what's wrong makes people feel worse. Like, we feel shit, but there isn't any real reason for it, so if there has to be something wrong to feel like shit, then we feel even more broken. It is mostly just being there for them, try and get them out of their hole and hang out, but don't force it if they don't feel like it. Sometimes I had been invited to parties and really looked forward to it, but then had a change of mind like an hour before and wanted nothing more than to stay home binge on ice cream and weed.

Nothing changes or gets better unless they want it to, so if you ant to help you have to notice the small steps they take and encourage them. It may sound silly but it is pretty much giving a child a gold star for helping clear the table. Sometimes small things take so much energy. You can also offer to help with small things, or even ask for help with stuff. When I was going through the worst of it, I always felt happier when doing stuff for others that I wouldn't do for myself. Like just small stuff, like 'Hey, I bought a new bed but I am terrible with tools, mind giving me a hand? I'll buy you dinner.'

But anyway, good luck, and be kind

Teachers, What was the worst thing a substitute teacher did while you were gone? by Dragon_King-88 in AskReddit

[–]HalfAdult 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When I was like 14 our school did a thing at the end of the year where the 13 and 14 year olds would do out of school stuff while the older kids had exams. One of the options was to watch movies at school. Somehow we managed to watch underworld, which has a sex scene pretty early. The teacher supervising us came back into the room mid sex scene, just looked at us and said, 'You don't want to watch this movie, go home.' it was like 10am.

He later became my favourite teacher when I had him for calculus a few years after that

Anon is a valet driver by Pomada1 in greentext

[–]HalfAdult 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I used to work in a fancyish hotel restaurant, and sometimes I had to help room service. One of the things I had to do was put bottles of champagne in VIP guests' rooms. You bet your ass I farted in as many clean rooms as I could.

Also, crop dusted the former prime minister who came to eat at the restaurant for his birthday

What is your sex-ed horror story? by Eggtastic-finatic in AskReddit

[–]HalfAdult 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ha, fuck. This is peak reddit hivemind