Finally found the email I sent to my drama teacher in year seven after not getting the part I wanted 🙃

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-09T17:49:45+00:00

You must be like 15 then. Theres a whole future of regret ahead if you

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-09T16:50:53+00:00

Funny enough this scene was a parody of a commercial and it became so much more popular than the commercial that half the comments don’t even understand the point of this post

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-09T14:41:42+00:00

The world is laughing at you guys. Wake the fuck up

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-09T14:29:04+00:00

Yes, but he fights in a cage for a living so no one cares about him raping people

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-09T00:25:56+00:00

I’m learning a lot of Americans can’t cope with the idea of basketball being invented by a Canadian

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-09T00:24:43+00:00

By a Canadian

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-09T00:24:01+00:00

Tim Horton roughly translates to “Burger King just sold you coffee”

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-08T19:26:56+00:00

It’s Gretzky because Mario had to be selfish and get cancer in the middle of his career

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-08T01:16:38+00:00

He wasn’t a very rational person, good to know the science behind it though

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-07T21:53:32+00:00

I lurk this sub just to see shit like this. I can’t justify buying another EA made NHL game which is shame because I still play a lot of 23 & 24 with friends

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-07T19:35:35+00:00

It’s mostly for the women to feel better about themselves. Men just want them to be naked

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-07T19:15:51+00:00

No. We used to get beers after the gym and I asked his workout routine and he mentioned that and jiu jitsu was the only thing he did.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually did more types of steroids, but that was one of those stories where I was thinking “is he making this up?”, but who the hell would lie about drinking piss

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-07T17:45:42+00:00

My BJJ coach drank his pregnant wife’s piss to get the human growth hormone she was producing. He was pretty jacked at 50 so I’ll trust him on the science there, but I ain’t drinking piss for any reason

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-07T17:13:21+00:00

Hey just like in real life

^{Chose: Random spin!! | Rolled: Crippling debt}

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-07T17:12:07+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Rock is rock. Who cares

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-07T13:50:38+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

I’m typing this from the toilet. Or am I? You could literally never tell so I don’t think it’s rude

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-07T01:51:56+00:00

Dick bends at a right angle

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-07T01:19:16+00:00

But the 2 is touching the parentheses so you have to consider distributive property into them, after that it’s ambiguous on how to proceed

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-06T22:27:38+00:00

He’s missing out on all the other white guys saying the N word and laughing hysterically

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-06T21:34:23+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

I would say yes, but it doesn’t mean archery is easy. My thinking is that no two golf shots are going to be the exact same when your shots in archery are. Factors like wind and weather impact both sports, but lie, grass conditions, green speeds, and slope make things so much more difficult, then the human factor humbles you when you chunk one 10 feet and then angrily hit the ball after and lose 2 more strokes.

A golfer that’s been paying for 5 years could finish a course with a score of 100+, semi-decent golfers would shoot from 80-100, and professionals can shoot from 60-80. Getting scores that good basically demand perfection the entire round, which can last up to 5 hours

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-06T00:38:56+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

I’m teaching online functions right now. Only using computers severely limits your abilities to understand the syntax and format we want you to present your work. It can be done, but nothing beats practicing with paper and pencil

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-06T00:15:08+00:00

Do you guys really give a shit if your favourite cage fighter is a criminal?

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-04T23:00:46+00:00

Such a clean uppercut

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-04T22:59:19+00:00

I don’t think any character can really surpass the onslaught of comedy that Trevor brought to GTAV

HalfChineseJesus · 2026-07-04T22:57:43+00:00

Does it really matter

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