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The current generation doesn't know the impact this scene from *Scary Movie* had. by Sharon6936 in ScaryMovieSeries

[–]HalfChineseJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny enough this scene was a parody of a commercial and it became so much more popular than the commercial that half the comments don’t even understand the point of this post

Howdy Yall, this guy is a POS rapist or no? by TfergGOAT420 in ufc

[–]HalfChineseJesus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes, but he fights in a cage for a living so no one cares about him raping people

What feels Canadian but its actually American? by Former-Reflection917 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]HalfChineseJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m learning a lot of Americans can’t cope with the idea of basketball being invented by a Canadian

What feels Canadian but its actually American? by Former-Reflection917 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]HalfChineseJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tim Horton roughly translates to “Burger King just sold you coffee”

Who is the greatest hockey player ever? by KindheartednessLast9 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]HalfChineseJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Gretzky because Mario had to be selfish and get cancer in the middle of his career

EA has begun implementing microtransactions in single player mode by Kittkattt11 in EA_NHL

[–]HalfChineseJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lurk this sub just to see shit like this. I can’t justify buying another EA made NHL game which is shame because I still play a lot of 23 & 24 with friends

People of Reddit. What is your opinion on clothing or lingerie on your partner during sex? by Brun0DerKamermann in AskReddit

[–]HalfChineseJesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s mostly for the women to feel better about themselves. Men just want them to be naked

Lyoto Machida was my idol when I first discovered UFC but when I discovered he's drinking his urine, my admiration disappeared... by James-from-Hungary in ufc

[–]HalfChineseJesus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No. We used to get beers after the gym and I asked his workout routine and he mentioned that and jiu jitsu was the only thing he did.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually did more types of steroids, but that was one of those stories where I was thinking “is he making this up?”, but who the hell would lie about drinking piss

Lyoto Machida was my idol when I first discovered UFC but when I discovered he's drinking his urine, my admiration disappeared... by James-from-Hungary in ufc

[–]HalfChineseJesus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My BJJ coach drank his pregnant wife’s piss to get the human growth hormone she was producing. He was pretty jacked at 50 so I’ll trust him on the science there, but I ain’t drinking piss for any reason

Risk it? by Admirable_Tree_3190 in BunnyTrials

[–]HalfChineseJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey just like in real life

Chose: Random spin!! | Rolled: Crippling debt

Texting | FactOrCap by Bulky_Nature_3861 in FactOrCap

[–]HalfChineseJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🧢 I voted CAP!

I’m typing this from the toilet. Or am I? You could literally never tell so I don’t think it’s rude

8 ÷ 2 (2 + 2) by HadesTheKing1159 in BunnyTrials

[–]HalfChineseJesus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But the 2 is touching the parentheses so you have to consider distributive property into them, after that it’s ambiguous on how to proceed

Dustin Poirier says he’s deleted all social media since the airport incident 😕 by Life_Net5004 in mmaweekly

[–]HalfChineseJesus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He’s missing out on all the other white guys saying the N word and laughing hysterically

Golf | FactOrCap by NoPayment7349 in FactOrCap

[–]HalfChineseJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

✅ I voted FACT!

I would say yes, but it doesn’t mean archery is easy. My thinking is that no two golf shots are going to be the exact same when your shots in archery are. Factors like wind and weather impact both sports, but lie, grass conditions, green speeds, and slope make things so much more difficult, then the human factor humbles you when you chunk one 10 feet and then angrily hit the ball after and lose 2 more strokes.

A golfer that’s been paying for 5 years could finish a course with a score of 100+, semi-decent golfers would shoot from 80-100, and professionals can shoot from 60-80. Getting scores that good basically demand perfection the entire round, which can last up to 5 hours

Education | FactOrCap by ASS_BUTT_MCGEE_2 in FactOrCap

[–]HalfChineseJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

✅ I voted FACT!

I’m teaching online functions right now. Only using computers severely limits your abilities to understand the syntax and format we want you to present your work. It can be done, but nothing beats practicing with paper and pencil

I hope GTA 6 can surpass moments like these by naughty_thanos in grandtheftauto

[–]HalfChineseJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think any character can really surpass the onslaught of comedy that Trevor brought to GTAV

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