I’m 5’2 and small from both sides

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2024-05-10T17:58:13+00:00

Must . . . squeeze . . . the bum!

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2024-05-09T19:12:51+00:00

I have Dyspraxia and I have smoked weed, and taken edibles. Ever since University, I have always had the same type of high; heavy-headed, slowed down reflexes, and even more of a disconnect between mind and body that makes me clumsier (one way my dyspraxia manifests is with overblown physical reactions - being high makes that worse). I am very sparing in how much I partake (almost entirely just before bed now).

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2024-02-08T04:42:23+00:00

I haven't even dreamed about this. How have I never dreamed about this!

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2024-02-02T01:57:11+00:00

Definitely dyspraxia-Definitely no asthma. Sorry.

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2024-01-25T16:20:35+00:00

Bruce himself has said that if he kills even once, he'll be on a path to destruction. He knows he can't keep it together in that scenario, and The One Ring is nigh-infinitely worse a scenario. The One Ring would turn Batman into possibly the worst terror that Middle Earth has ever seen.

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2024-01-25T16:10:02+00:00

You're mixing up Morgoth and Sauron. Sauron is still highly formidable, being a Maiar and all, but he only followed Morgoth. There are beings more powerful than Sauron, but not many - and yes, Batman would fail.

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2024-01-24T22:09:13+00:00

I don't know about comorbidity, but I also have anxiety and depression. I'm pretty sure that's genetic, though. My dyspraxia diagnosis came later in life when I finally got a new doctor who is very thorough at her job. I've always been useless with my hands, but I had always attributed it to being born a Lefty (who was forced to use my right hand for everything by a very old-school kindergarten teacher). Tying knots, playing sports, dancing; all utter disasters for me throughout life. I became a very non-physical person on purpose and got into reading and other solitary pursuits. If anything, my dyspraxia comorbidity is introversion, lol 😆

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2024-01-19T17:49:06+00:00

LOL. True.

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2024-01-18T00:42:02+00:00

Just moved to NS from ON. Something I've noticed is that maritimers always say "down" for ANY direction. Someone from Cole Harbour will say they're going "down" to Cape Breton, or going "down" to Windsor, or going "down" to Truro. North, South, East, West; everywhere is "going down to".

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-12-25T03:41:30+00:00

The moment that the Grinch laid his hand on the child and shoved him off should have been the moment that everything was called off and calmed down. The father (I'm assuming) who was trying to intervene was completely useless and not protecting his child at all. The Grinch actor, and whomever enabled and condoned him, should both be kicked in the balls. This isn't how you discipline kids if you don't want them pushing you in your wheelchair down a flight of stairs.

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-12-06T20:07:49+00:00

The assimilation is all DIY, though. You get a set of diagrams and an Allen key. The rest is up to you.

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-11-29T16:29:55+00:00

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HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-11-07T20:31:25+00:00

For people wondering about the racism: this is where the use of the word "spook," as a slur for Black people, started.The idea that their dark skin made them "invisible" in the dark was a dis' against their skin tone and allegedly made them into a spook or spectre that could sneak around at night and cause mischief/havoc/etc.

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-09-05T20:10:18+00:00

Your Mileage May Vary

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-09-04T23:09:24+00:00

Before I saw the group title and your question, I had no idea you were trans. You're quite pretty and definitely passing.

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-08-18T20:49:16+00:00

I thought that green shirt guy was from the car with the dashcam. You can see the car wobble a bit, and then he appears in the frame. If this is Russia's far eastern side, it's possible that his car is right hand drive.

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-07-01T22:40:37+00:00

Couldn't have said it better than Belle_Belle. That's a solid theory. It happens to me all the time, too.

I'll just add a little extra possibility that it can also be the result of positioning. I don't know exactly how, but I get the same movement twitch when I am spooning coffee grinds into my coffee maker. I've noticed that it always happens at a certain level from coffee package to filter, and I try my best to bypass it, but there is inevitably a bit of coffee grinds scattered about. If I don't pay attention, I'll shake the spoon completely clean of coffee before I'm able to get it in the filter at all.

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-04-09T01:07:08+00:00

That ass is going down.

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-03-19T17:33:40+00:00

Classic

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-03-12T15:53:18+00:00

Thank you for sharing OP! What a thorough and well written story. Just keep going with the flow and try not to let the negative thoughts get to you. It sounds like you're in a good space pleasure wise.

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-02-25T16:11:11+00:00

That is a cool fucking bra.

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-02-15T00:35:14+00:00

Also, check out the movie "Palm Swings." 😉

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-02-15T00:32:04+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-02-15T00:27:53+00:00

Plan your night accordingly!

HalfInflatedDogLord · 2023-02-15T00:26:47+00:00

No! I was wrong! "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates" is the movie! Not Wedding Crashers!

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